One week to help my Ass...

  • uptowner

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    Nov 09, 2009 2:13 PM GMT
    Hey guys. I havea great ass. Pretty sexy. In fact I am entering a "Best Ass in Chaps" competition.

    Any suggestions of things I can do in the last few days before the competition of really make it 'pop' saturday night?
  • Bunjamon

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    Nov 09, 2009 3:36 PM GMT
    Implants.
  • Celticmusl

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    Nov 09, 2009 3:38 PM GMT
    Elliptical....backwards.
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    Nov 09, 2009 4:13 PM GMT
    Thread fail.
  • crls64

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    Nov 09, 2009 4:37 PM GMT
    Bunjamon saidImplants.


    He, he, he icon_lol.gif
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    Nov 09, 2009 7:42 PM GMT
    Internet Rule #190435..

    When a guy states that he has a great _____. Then it is required that he post pics of his great _____.
  • EricLA

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    Nov 09, 2009 7:43 PM GMT
    I'm sorry, can't help unless I know what we've got to work with.
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    Nov 11, 2009 4:40 AM GMT
    Are those push ups for breasts available for ass cheeks?icon_idea.gif
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    Nov 11, 2009 4:46 AM GMT
    You ain't gonna see shit in under a week icon_razz.gif

    But here's a list of things that'll make huge changes over the course of three months: Step-ups, squats, cardio on the stairs, lunges, and stiff-leg dead lifts.
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    Nov 11, 2009 4:47 AM GMT
    Eating might not hurt, either...:-)
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    Nov 11, 2009 4:50 AM GMT
    150# and an ass? Must be a very diminutive ass. I could be wrong, but, rarely am.
  • xKorix

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    Nov 11, 2009 4:54 AM GMT
    Also remember he's 5'8
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    Nov 11, 2009 4:55 AM GMT

    Prison squats : place a stocky buddy on your shoulders, grasp his hands, and squat as normal near a wall.
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    Nov 11, 2009 4:57 AM GMT
    You can't do anything to make your butt bigger. But you can decorate it.

    I recommend being a puppy dog

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    Nov 11, 2009 4:58 AM GMT
    HACK SQUATS
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    Nov 11, 2009 6:22 AM GMT
    I'd like to know what I'm working with too .....but....all you can do with a week is get a good pump before the competition. I don't really use creatine - but I would for this - start yesterday & maybe you'll be plumped in time. At this point I would gently EXFOLIATE and experiment with moisturizers, dry suntan oil sprays or something to add a little shine and pick up the light. Take pix of your ass so you can be objective - any blemishes? Peach fuzz?

    What is your butt doing for the TALENT competition? Can you twirl a baton?Turn the pages of a book? Knit? Smoke? icon_wink.gif
  • Latenight30

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    Nov 11, 2009 12:30 PM GMT
    Zombie... you make me laugh.
    Good luck!
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    Nov 11, 2009 12:45 PM GMT
    heavy squats right before you put your chaps on before you head to the contest
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    Nov 11, 2009 1:02 PM GMT
    uptowner saidHey guys. I havea great ass. Pretty sexy. In fact I am entering a "Best Ass in Chaps" competition.

    Any suggestions of things I can do in the last few days before the competition of really make it 'pop' saturday night?

    Where? The MPLS Eagle or Bolt? The Saloon? I've worn bare-ass chaps at that Eagle for leather night, and during Pride weekend. And I agree with jawrhed, take the hair or fuzz off for a smooth, slicker look.

    Just do it a few days before (like today or tomorrow), in case you develop a rash from shaving or a hair remover. And have a friend help you, to make sure you don't have a hair tuft sticking out your butt crack. Many men develop a small hairy patch somewhere along the lower spine, from the small of the back to right between you ass cheeks, which is tough for you to see or remove.

    Also remove hair from any part of your upper legs the chaps reveal, to match your smooth ass. I'm not sure about doing a wet oily look, though, especially framed by leather chaps. Again, as jawrhed advised, check for blemishes like zits, that can be popped now, in time to heal up. A lot of guys don't realize their asses look like they have the chicken pox. Take a hand mirror and check.
  • Mikeylikesit

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    Nov 11, 2009 1:23 PM GMT
    Make sure you take some pictures!!!....We need visuals....icon_eek.gificon_lol.gificon_cool.gif
  • pexxva

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    Nov 11, 2009 1:38 PM GMT
    Lunges,, nothing better to lift that ass up real high
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    Nov 11, 2009 1:52 PM GMT
    xKorix saidAlso remember he's 5'8


    Yep, and only 150.....