uptowner saidHey guys. I havea great ass. Pretty sexy. In fact I am entering a "Best Ass in Chaps" competition.
Any suggestions of things I can do in the last few days before the competition of really make it 'pop' saturday night?
Where? The MPLS Eagle or Bolt? The Saloon? I've worn bare-ass chaps at that Eagle for leather night, and during Pride weekend. And I agree with jawrhed, take the hair or fuzz off for a smooth, slicker look.
Just do it a few days before (like today or tomorrow), in case you develop a rash from shaving or a hair remover. And have a friend help you, to make sure you don't have a hair tuft sticking out your butt crack. Many men develop a small hairy patch somewhere along the lower spine, from the small of the back to right between you ass cheeks, which is tough for you to see or remove.
Also remove hair from any part of your upper legs the chaps reveal, to match your smooth ass. I'm not sure about doing a wet oily look, though, especially framed by leather chaps. Again, as jawrhed advised, check for blemishes like zits, that can be popped now, in time to heal up. A lot of guys don't realize their asses look like they have the chicken pox. Take a hand mirror and check.