Moaning.. Problems

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    Nov 11, 2009 4:05 AM GMT
    So, I uh, I've umm, I've developed a problem..

    it started a little while ago and sorta been getting worse..

    I've started moaning..... umm, kinda loudly, like, loud enough for the neighbours to hear if I leave the windows open.. it's not like excessive porn style moaning where it starts the second you get your clothes off, but as soon as a guy hits the spots I go off heh icon_redface.gif

    I've tried to keep my mouth shut but it's not really workin, umm, anyone got any ideas how to quieten down and go back to the light groans, moans and whimpers (occasionally, yes, I whimper) I used to have??

    Please?? anyone??
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    Nov 11, 2009 4:19 AM GMT
    Well it's clear that you're just having ENTIRELY too much fun, and it needs to stop now! Switch to sexually inept trolls as bedmates and this problem will go right away.

    Another, more self-indulgent solution: close the windows. Do they have to be open?

    But seriously, besides either developing better control, or getting worse lovers, I can't help with this one. The gym coach in Porky's tried a sock in Kim Cattrall's howling mouth without success. The scene runs almost the first 6 minutes of this longer clip.

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    Nov 11, 2009 4:28 AM GMT
    uh, well, uh, sometimes when everything is going on, closing the window isn't at the forefront of my mind!
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    Nov 11, 2009 4:49 AM GMT
    shove a jock in your mouth and duct tape it closed.
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    Nov 11, 2009 5:04 AM GMT
    I have no problem with moaning.
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    Nov 11, 2009 5:15 AM GMT
    lilTanker saiduh, well, uh, sometimes when everything is going on, closing the window isn't at the forefront of my mind!

    Well, ya know ya gotta have some self-discipline here, right? I mean, you stop to put on a condom first, correct? And feed the cat, walk the dog, check your phone messages, and don't forget to bring in the mail and take out the garbage, and lay out your clothes for tomorrow. Closing a window or 2 shouldn't be expecting that much more, agreed?

    Honestly, when I used to go out cruising the gay clubs at night, I'd have the house in perfect readiness for any guy I brought home, which wasn't infrequently. Fresh bed sheets, clean towels in the bathroom, condoms, lube & trick towels in bedside drawers, all the rest of the place clean & tidy before I walked out the door.

    And often breakfast table settings for 2 laid out, all the fixings checked and standing by, since I tend to be very slow & dull in the morning. But I'd manage to wake up first, slip away and bring him his coffee in bed, with breakfast waiting for him, a robe at his disposal, a new toothbrush and other toiletries available in the bathroom if he preferred before coming out to eat.

    Let me tell you how impressed guys were! And what repeat business I got! LOL! Compared to the messy college dorm-like treatment other guys would offer me, making me unlikely to schedule a return engagement. I think you can manage to close a window, even if it's so spontaneous there was no prior planning. Easier I think than subjecting yourself to behavioral training.
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    Nov 11, 2009 5:21 AM GMT

    Everyday, you're closer to being an old maid...that's why you are moaning more and there ain't no turning back the clock, grandma. icon_cool.gif But I saw a daddy/son porno last night where a very industrious top knew exactly how to handle his boy whom was moaning too much or just had that dumb boy grin on his face. The top covered his mouth with his hand or just pressed his face into the mattress....mmmm, so hot and it was effective. Even when his partner was getting some and the silly boy bottom started flicking his tongue in an unappealing way, the previous top clamped a hand over his mouth, problem solved. Of course, he squeezed the bottom's mouth this time until he heard a submissive moan underneath and then inserted a finger for the obedient bottom to suck on. That's a page out of my book! The issue is really a top's affair, if the bottom is too loud put something in his mouth : your tongue, a thumb, a nipple, a dick...whatever the position allows. However, Tankie, if your top won't step up to the plate, I'm gonna tell you what to do.....suck your thumb.

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    Nov 11, 2009 5:25 AM GMT
    This scene leads to one of the funniest fucking scenes I've ever seen in a movie in my life. When they are in the principals office talking about the line up. I'm laughing right now thinking of it...

    Red_Vespa saidWell it's clear that you're just having ENTIRELY too much fun, and it needs to stop now! Switch to sexually inept trolls as bedmates and this problem will go right away.

    Another, more self-indulgent solution: close the windows. Do they have to be open?

    But seriously, besides either developing better control, or getting worse lovers, I can't help with this one. The gym coach in Porky's tried a sock in Kim Cattrall's howling mouth without success. The scene runs almost the first 6 minutes of this longer clip.

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    Nov 11, 2009 5:31 AM GMT

    steltom saidThis scene leads to one of the funniest fucking scenes I've ever seen in a movie in my life. When they are in the principals office talking about the line up. I'm laughing right now thinking of it...


    Seriously, you didn't have anything to contribute to the op? That's surprising....lover man. Hahahahahahahaha!

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    Nov 11, 2009 6:55 AM GMT

    Errr, what was that, did I hear ma Tankie's pillow talk? Mmmmmm, very pleasing to ma ears. LOL, I'm going to bed, but I had to say goodnight....keep it down!

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    Nov 11, 2009 7:19 AM GMT
    This is like the best thread posted today. icon_lol.gif
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    Nov 11, 2009 8:40 AM GMT
    spit roast would keep your mouth out of trouble...

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    Nov 11, 2009 11:42 AM GMT
    Oh Man, Aren't I allowed to have an off day or what???

    GuiltyGear said
    steltom saidThis scene leads to one of the funniest fucking scenes I've ever seen in a movie in my life. When they are in the principals office talking about the line up. I'm laughing right now thinking of it...


    Seriously, you didn't have anything to contribute to the op? That's surprising....lover man. Hahahahahahahaha!

  • GQjock

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    Nov 11, 2009 12:13 PM GMT
    Get a contractor icon_cool.gif

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  • Timbales

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    Nov 11, 2009 12:17 PM GMT
    invite a third so your mouth is full
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    Nov 11, 2009 12:25 PM GMT
    steltom saidThis scene leads to one of the funniest fucking scenes I've ever seen in a movie in my life. When they are in the principals office talking about the line up. I'm laughing right now thinking of it...

    Think no more, but instead watch it here, even if not on-topic. For those unfamiliar with this raunchy teen movie, the high school girls gym coach is in the Principal's office, arguing for a "penis line-up" so she can identify the boy who stuck his dick through a peep-hole into the girls shower room. The 3 men in the background are the Head Coach and 2 assistants. Enjoy!

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    Nov 11, 2009 4:43 PM GMT
    Have the nieghbors complained?
    Is this a new partner? The same guy and you just started moaning louder?
    Have you had your ears cleaned recently?
    Singing along with Donna Summer lately? Barry White?
    Can we hear a recording of the moaning in question?
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    Nov 11, 2009 4:50 PM GMT
    I'd need a first hand demonstration of the moaning prior to making my determination!

    Actually - moaning is a good thing..........bring it on! If my b.f. is into what is happening - I want to hear it!
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    Nov 11, 2009 4:51 PM GMT
    I don't see the problem here. You're getting your freak on and you're entertaining the neighbors. Everyone wins. icon_twisted.gif
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    Nov 11, 2009 5:03 PM GMT
    Why worry about it? It's a good sign...I'd be worried if my partner WASN'T making any kind of sound.

    I've heard neighbors in our townhouse complex moaning before, frankly I think it's pretty damn hot =)

    Go with it tanker...
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    Nov 11, 2009 7:14 PM GMT
    i can't believe that video clip is allowed on youtube.... that just blew my mind.
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    Nov 11, 2009 7:23 PM GMT
    Try shoving your head into a pillow...if not...a ball gag?
  • DCEric

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    Nov 11, 2009 7:24 PM GMT
    Timberoo saidinvite a third so your mouth is full


    I think we have a winner. Any volunteers?
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    Nov 11, 2009 7:31 PM GMT
    What you should do is record yourself moaning, and then play it constantly, that way your neighbours will become so used to the noise after a while they'll never notice it..
  • Little_Spoon

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    Nov 11, 2009 7:33 PM GMT
    That's a problem?