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Anyone have any wierd talents?
nysexy Posts: 1793
Dec 21, 2007 2:42 AM GMT
Just wondering who out there has any interesting/wierd talents.

My talent....I can touch my nose with my tongue
Dec 21, 2007 3:03 AM GMT
Ok....stretching the word 'talent' to the breaking point, I can talk like Donald Duck really well ...
nysexy Posts: 1793
Dec 21, 2007 4:10 AM GMT
seriously?!?!?...that would keep me entertained for hours...Donald Duck, Tazmanian Devil, or Elmo can keep me occupied to hours...lol
Dec 21, 2007 4:54 AM GMT
I can do the voice of Marvin the Martian.

"Oh dear, oh dear, that creature has stolen the Eludium Q-36 Explosive Space Modulator. That makes me very VERY angry indeed."
nysexy Posts: 1793
Dec 21, 2007 5:15 AM GMT
nice
Dec 21, 2007 5:27 AM GMT
I will have you know there are many a mother in grocery market, bookstores, and on airplanes that have been very grateful for my Donald Duck talent when their children have been screaming up a storm.

I can see true talent isnt fully appreciated on this site by some people.

Marvin the Martian indeed! Harumpf!
nysexy Posts: 1793
Dec 21, 2007 5:37 AM GMT
hey...lets not start a catfight here...lol...i find Marvin the Martian pretty entertaining as well...and your talent is VERY much appreciated...now lets all have a group hug and go back to being friends
Dec 21, 2007 6:05 AM GMT
What I want to know is how you guys came by these, umm, talents?
JuhJuhJEFF Posts: 385
Dec 21, 2007 6:16 AM GMT
I can flip my eyelids inside out.

Freaked the shit out of my little bro when he was younger.

I still occasionally do it to my little cousin but all he does is give me weird looks.
jim_e Posts: 300
Dec 21, 2007 6:30 AM GMT
my thumbs bend back quite far that when i press them together they look like the macdonalds arches, not really a talent but a slight freak of nature

and i used to be able to auto-fellate lol
Alan95823 Posts: 306
Dec 21, 2007 6:39 AM GMT
I can do Spock eyebrows
MindBodyHarmo... Posts: 87
Dec 21, 2007 6:43 AM GMT
I can make my tongue double roll (swiggly M instead of a single U)...


and i can wrap my legs behind my head
Dec 21, 2007 10:11 AM GMT
swimminghband i can wrap my legs behind my head


i bet you're a popular boy!
ITJock Posts: 1262
Dec 21, 2007 10:24 AM GMT
FREAKS!!!

Thanks guys - I needed that!

RoccoGiovanni Posts: 2329
Dec 21, 2007 1:59 PM GMT
I can jump in the air in a full split and land in the split without injury.

I can also exhale smoke... weirdest thing ever since i haven't smoked in years.
DiverScience Posts: 1343
Dec 21, 2007 2:08 PM GMT
I do mean Gollum, Bunsen Honeydew, and Baby Animal impressions (like scary good, apparently).
Dec 21, 2007 2:14 PM GMT
I can roll my tongue and whistle through it. I can perfectly mimic a hooting owl that way too...
Dec 21, 2007 2:15 PM GMT
nysexy, we have the same, erm, talent. Now THAT would be an interesting make-out session!
DiverScience Posts: 1343
Dec 21, 2007 2:18 PM GMT
swogdog saidI can roll my tongue and whistle through it. I can perfectly mimic a hooting owl that way too...


Dude, that's awesome, I never met anyone else who could do that. It weirds people out, though I usually do Mourning Dove calls, not owls. COOL!
Dec 21, 2007 3:11 PM GMT
I have been whistling since I was 10 months old. The pucker kind, not the fingers in the mouth kind. My Grandfather taught me how. I can whistle so loud that it hurts most peoples ears. I can whistle most any song I hear only once. I have a very high range of whistle sounds too. When my partner and I get separated in a store I have a special whistle so he can find me.... or not.... ha!!
BOD1986 Posts: 28
Dec 21, 2007 3:20 PM GMT
Lets see, I can:

- Flip my eye lids inside out. I was doing it in like the 4th grade and I came out of my bedroom one day like that and my mom freaked out and thought she had to take me to the ER and then I showed her it was ok. About got my ass beat for a practical joke at 9.
- Roll my tongue into a U shape.
- I can perform flips on ROLLER SKATES.
- I can do that run up a wall thing and back flip

Thats all I can think of right now

Has anyone mastered the ability of tieing a cherry stem with their tongue? A friend of mine can do it in like two seconds. She is really good.
RoccoGiovanni Posts: 2329
Dec 21, 2007 3:21 PM GMT
No cherry thing... but i can do the running up the wall thing BOD.
DiverScience Posts: 1343
Dec 21, 2007 3:40 PM GMT
I can do the cherry thing, but it's slow.

Oh, I can whistle really loud by using a method I've never seen anyone else use. It's kind of like that old method of using an acorn cup except I use my tongue and lower lip to make the pocket to blow over. Works really well. I learned 'cause I wanted to be able to whistle like Dad (never did figure out how he does it) when he whistled for us as stores or fairs and things.
Dec 21, 2007 4:10 PM GMT
I can do the cerry thing of the stem is long enough. Looks like I am chewing cud though. I have an unuasually long tougue, so I can do most of the oral gymnastics listed above - except for the whistling.

I am also realy good at picking up accents and can imitate most foreign accents. Sounds like I need to be a bond girl with these talents.
Dec 21, 2007 4:35 PM GMT
I dont know how I acquired the Donald Duck voice talent. But I can describe how it is done...sorta.

I hold my tongue against my left upper teeth and roof of my mouth and force the air from the back of my mouth between my tongue and cheek on the left. The sound quality comes from air passing along the side of the mouth; the articulation at the lips.
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