What are your favorite "substitution" words for curse words?

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    Nov 17, 2009 3:54 AM GMT

    My favorite used to be "Dag On It!" That was before I stumbled upon "Good Gadooski"; up until then I was just saying THE NAME, which I'd rather not because I'm raw toward that whole business so, gotta keep it out of my mouth too.

    Recently...."Bread and Butter," my nieces and nephew get a kick out of that one. It's inspired by one of my favorite stories of course.

    So you former potty mouths out there, how do you keep the friendly skys clean when you stump your toe and things of that nature? icon_lol.gif

    Reply, you Figs.

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    Nov 17, 2009 3:57 AM GMT
    "SHUT THE FRONT DOOR"
  • Aquanerd

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    Nov 17, 2009 4:05 AM GMT
    FUCK!
  • Celticmusl

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    Nov 17, 2009 4:11 AM GMT
    Cheese n' rice! instead of geesus kriste.
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    Nov 17, 2009 4:13 AM GMT
    "Frak" has been reliable for a couple years now.
    "Sugar"
    "God bless America"
    "Mother of pearl"
  • Celticmusl

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    Nov 17, 2009 4:17 AM GMT
    Jesus mary and josephine!
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    Nov 17, 2009 4:18 AM GMT
    Crikey
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    Nov 17, 2009 4:22 AM GMT
    "Feck"
    "Eff" or "What the Eff"

    That's about it for me. Then again, my nephew picked up "Eff" from me last time I was visiting them and now my brother and sister in law are pissed. ha ha!!
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    Nov 17, 2009 4:23 AM GMT
    halltd said"Feck"
    "Eff" or "What the Eff"

    That's about it for me. Then again, my nephew picked up "Eff" from me last time I was visiting them and now my brother and sister in law are pissed. ha ha!!


    That is cute! lol
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    Nov 17, 2009 4:23 AM GMT
    i dont substitute lol

    i have no filter
  • 8Always_Hard8

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    Nov 17, 2009 4:30 AM GMT
    haha my favorite thing to do is if I am about to swear and I see someone I wouldnt want to swear in front of I will go... for example: gosh i hate you your a stupid bit...(then i start singing) ooo baby jesus i love you.. (or something like that)

    lol something religious icon_smile.gif haha
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    Nov 17, 2009 4:33 AM GMT
    Holy Spit!
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    Nov 17, 2009 4:52 AM GMT
    "FRAK!"
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    Nov 17, 2009 5:11 AM GMT
    "God's Blood!"
    It's very dated so no one will understand you unless you are at a ren-faire.
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    Nov 17, 2009 5:30 AM GMT

    Heavens to mergatroids
    Holy Dinah.
    Good gorsh
    Holy mackerel in spades and aces.
    Well muck fee



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    Nov 17, 2009 5:38 AM GMT

    meninlove said
    Heavens to mergatroids
    Holy Dinah.
    Good gorsh
    Holy mackerel in spades and aces.
    Well muck fee


    These add whole new dimensions to my fantasies of the two of you having sex.

    "Heaven's to mergatroid....I'm close! Oh, Good Gorsh, muck me, muck me, muck me, MUCK ME!!! Holy Mackerel in spades and aces, I'm so fricken close!! Holy Dinahhhhhhhhhh,.... SHIT!! I'm FUCKING CUMMING!!!" icon_lol.gif

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    Nov 17, 2009 5:42 AM GMT
    .........oh gosh!icon_lol.gif
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    Nov 17, 2009 5:50 AM GMT

    Damn that's got me worked up, Heaven's To Betsy, uuuuuggggnnhhh!!
    Ok, now I need to clean my glasses. icon_surprised.gif



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    Nov 17, 2009 5:53 AM GMT
    Buckin' fitch!
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    Nov 17, 2009 5:54 AM GMT
    FUDGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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    Nov 17, 2009 5:57 AM GMT
    Motha Trucka
  • TR_Latitude10

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    Nov 17, 2009 5:58 AM GMT
    Memorable quotes for
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    Roman Moroni: I would like to direct this to the distinguished members of the panel: You lousy cork-soakers. You have violated my farging rights. Dis somanumbatching country was founded so that the liberties of common patriotic citizens like me could not be taken away by a bunch of fargin iceholes... like yourselves.
  • TheBrad

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    Nov 17, 2009 6:31 AM GMT
    "Jiminy Cricket"
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    Nov 17, 2009 6:36 AM GMT
    I have a mouth like a sailor. No filter except around kids and mixed company.
  • ATLANTIS7

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    Nov 17, 2009 6:38 AM GMT
    Fuk a Duck!