Has your Mom ever caught you doing something gay when you were a kid?

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    Nov 18, 2009 4:09 AM GMT


    I will admit that I may have done a little Britney dance when I was a kid. Don't know if I did it because I was gay or just having fun, lol. Never got caught, though. Which reminds me that the family computer has some gay porn in a secret folder to this today. Good thing it has a password, haha.


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    Nov 18, 2009 4:14 AM GMT
    Holy crap that kid looked like me when I was young! I looked like a freakin' Liebensborn or German kid with my ridiculously blond hair.
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    Nov 18, 2009 5:34 AM GMT
    1and3Chairs saidare you kidding? my mom was a total enabler! she bought me a little mermaid doll, haha.


    Wow I totally forgot my mom bought me the same doll my sister got (Little Mermaid) because I wanted what she had...
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    Nov 18, 2009 5:39 AM GMT
    Well, the hand made outfits and fashion shows for my big size Star Wars and Wonder Woman dolls might have concerned her. Then again, giving my sister's Barbie a blazing Viking funeral in the hog wallow and tying her Polly Pockets to bottle rockets might have thrown her off.icon_lol.gif
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    Nov 18, 2009 5:48 AM GMT
    HAHA Poor kid icon_lol.gif


    OOH hell yeah one time kim possible came on and During the theme song I jsut got up and started dancing and I thought no one was around and I look to my right while in the middle of a spin and my mom was there watching me icon_eek.gif I was super embarrassed but I was like 13 at the time icon_lol.gif
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    Nov 18, 2009 5:53 AM GMT
    GuerrillaSodomite saidWell, the hand made outfits and fashion shows for my big size Star Wars and Wonder Woman dolls might have concerned her. Then again, giving my sister's Barbie a blazing Viking funeral in the hog wallow and tying her Polly Pockets to bottle rockets might have thrown her off.icon_lol.gif


    My sisters Barbie and my GI Joe were horribly maimed in a flaming sand box incident (she was wearing a Leopard bathing suit I made for her). A therapist said I was "angry about something".
    When my Mom asked me why I was burning the dolls I told her I was making a movie called "Friendly Fire".
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    Nov 18, 2009 5:57 AM GMT
    Haha great video. 1:03 was priceless.

    And yes, I'm pretty sure my mother was aware that my cousin and I were choreographing to Debbie Gibson... icon_redface.gif
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    Nov 18, 2009 5:58 AM GMT
    jawrhed said
    GuerrillaSodomite saidWell, the hand made outfits and fashion shows for my big size Star Wars and Wonder Woman dolls might have concerned her. Then again, giving my sister's Barbie a blazing Viking funeral in the hog wallow and tying her Polly Pockets to bottle rockets might have thrown her off.icon_lol.gif


    My sisters Barbie and my GI Joe were horribly maimed in a flaming sand box incident (she was wearing a Leopard bathing suit I made for her). A therapist said I was "angry about something".
    When my Mom asked me why I was burning the dolls I told her I was making a movie called "Friendly Fire".


    hahaha awesome! icon_lol.gif
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    Nov 18, 2009 6:03 AM GMT
    jawrhed said
    GuerrillaSodomite saidWell, the hand made outfits and fashion shows for my big size Star Wars and Wonder Woman dolls might have concerned her. Then again, giving my sister's Barbie a blazing Viking funeral in the hog wallow and tying her Polly Pockets to bottle rockets might have thrown her off.icon_lol.gif


    My sisters Barbie and my GI Joe were horribly maimed in a flaming sand box incident (she was wearing a Leopard bathing suit I made for her). A therapist said I was "angry about something".
    When my Mom asked me why I was burning the dolls I told her I was making a movie called "Friendly Fire".


    LOL!icon_lol.gif Well, Barbie was placed on a boat with homemade napalm and a small packet of black powder connected to the ignition wire to a model rocket kit. After pushing Barbie's funeral barge out as far as I could without disconnecting the ignition wire, I called my sister out so she would get a front row seat when I sent Barbie straight to Valhalla in a blaze of glory.
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    Nov 18, 2009 6:07 AM GMT
    Space_Cowboy_89 saidHAHA Poor kid icon_lol.gif


    OOH hell yeah one time kim possible came on and During the theme song I jsut got up and started dancing and I thought no one was around and I look to my right while in the middle of a spin and my mom was there watching me icon_eek.gif I was super embarrassed but I was like 13 at the time icon_lol.gif


    ahahahahahha Kim Possible.
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    Nov 18, 2009 6:08 AM GMT
    GuerrillaSodomite said I called my sister out so she would get a front row seat when I sent Barbie straight to Valhalla in a blaze of glory.


    ahahahah these stories are hilarious
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    Nov 18, 2009 6:20 AM GMT
    When I was little me and my mom were in the mall and I saw this bikini on a Manikin, and i told her that I think I would look good in it lmao!!! I don't know what came over me that day.. she still thinks Im straight. One other time it was the summer TLC's hit single scrubs came out, and I would sing it. The only part I knew was "a scrub is a guy that can't get no love from me" oh well she never got the hints.
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    Nov 18, 2009 7:43 AM GMT
    Mom walked in on me and the neighbor kid. We were both about 7? we were totally doing it! Humping like little whores. Yeah.....that's being caught doing something Gay.
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    Nov 18, 2009 8:49 AM GMT
    i was 13 and downloaded a bunch gay porn on my dads computer.....they found it.....and I turned bright bright bright bright bright bright red....i was speechless and was actually on the phone with someone at the time....then my older sister took the blame for it....I was ever so grateful.

    Now a days though, I dont give a shit. I told my mom about me going on a date with my ex and I told her that he looked hot as hell still....lol. She awkwardly giggles.
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    Nov 18, 2009 9:20 AM GMT
    WildjokerQ saidMom walked in on me and the neighbor kid. We were both about 7? we were totally doing it! Humping like little whores. Yeah.....that's being caught doing something Gay.


    OMG I forgot but I got caught doing the same thing! icon_redface.gif
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    Nov 18, 2009 10:24 AM GMT
    had Britney started dancing and singing when you were a kid??icon_eek.gificon_question.gif
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    Nov 18, 2009 11:10 AM GMT
    Umm well, one of my self-bondage parties went a little off the rails and I ended up helplessly tied between two oak trees (stark naked) for about 4 hours. My mom came home and found me. That was a special moment between us. I was 7.

    My dad caught me after I'd decapitated my cousins -insert name I don't remember- doll and used it as a specimen jar to collect urine. I was in the process of carefully reassembling it to return to her looking "normal" when he walked in. I think that was around age 7 too.

    Thank G-d no one (that I know of) discovered my massive stash of jockstraps stolen after my cousin Greg's Friday night football games.

    I could go on.

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    Nov 18, 2009 11:15 AM GMT
    Never caught explicitly but there were definitely a few hasty minimises on the computer when the parents walked in!

    One time when I was watching someone on a webcam and had a stiffy which was also hastily tucked away!

    I think my mum was secretly an enabler too... I remember getting a little toy kitchen for Christmas one year and I used to pretend to mix up all kinds of treats. Thing is, now I'm gay and I can't cook so it backfired!
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    Nov 18, 2009 11:29 AM GMT
    UrsaMajor said
    I could go on.



    A "self bondage party" - icon_lol.gif please do go on................

    My Dad caught me doing a "Naked Dance" in front of my two friends (in a mirror - with a slight stiffy) He was LIVID! he took me to confession........

    On another occasion, I didn't get caught, but I was trapped under the bathroom sink for about a half hour with a pulled back - I'd been using the pipes to hook my feet so I could try to blow myself.........

    haha little Ho...............the good ole days....................icon_smile.gif
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    Nov 18, 2009 11:55 AM GMT
    Every Friday I had to hurry home cause Chris, (housekeeper while I grew up) would take the magazines she found between my mattresses when she changed my bed and put them in a nice neat stack on my night stand. Started out w/the playboys and penthouse and progressed on to blueboy, honcho, and any colt mag I could find... Mom never saw them...
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    Nov 18, 2009 12:39 PM GMT
    LOL...at the magazine progression...sounds just like mine. My mother found them though...lots of them and tossed them out. It sucked because it took a long time to build the collection back.She wouldnt say anything about it to me acting as if nothing happened.
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    Nov 18, 2009 12:58 PM GMT
    I think the fact that Nursery School sent home a note, that I was a well mannered, and very behaved child, however, had tendencies to twirl around like Wonder Woman might have tipped them off.

    As time progressed, My sister and I would dress up her Barbies and do their hair. She would return her Barbie's hair back to normal, and I would become a little perturbed with this, so, with scissors, I cut her Barbie's noses off to say "There, you want her ugly now, she's ugly!"

    I think the kicker was my aunt - she dressed me up and did my make-up as Boy George for Halloween one year - my dad had a shit fit, and I ended up going out as a pirate...

    Little did he know - it was a suitable costume as well - I was going to be a butt pirate anyways icon_smile.gif
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    Nov 18, 2009 1:22 PM GMT
    Not even close. The only thing that my parents might have questioned as odd was my repetitive behavior with regard to taking a 4 foot blow up "Dole banana" into our bathroom at home.

    wtf??!


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    Nov 18, 2009 1:30 PM GMT
    I don't have enough space to write all the things my folks caught me doing that put them on yellow alert.... or "pink alert," I should say.
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    Nov 18, 2009 1:41 PM GMT
    I remember a time when I was about 13 and for some reason me and the family were watching the Miss Universe Pagent. A girl from my home town won, Karen Baldwin was her name, and when they called her name as the winner I jumped off the couch and started screaming like a girl. I looked around the room after I had jumped around for about 5 mins and everyone in my family was staring at me very stonefaced, guess they weren't as excited about the win as I was..lol