Nov 18, 2009 1:31 PM GMT
GNR7600 saidOkay, I really like this one. A kid in my hall at colllege was super high one night so a bunch of people and I were asking him questions. Someone asked him to tell everyone why there are gay people. His theory: Welllll it has to do with the mooon and the people on earth. You seeeee everyone on earth has a "pink" thing in their brain that is broken which stops you from creating moon lillys on the moon. But when your pink thing is fixed you create these moon lillys. These lillys capture the rainbows on earth (which he explains why you can never find the end of both sides of a rainbow)
So in turn our fixed pink thing in our brains create moon lillys that capture rainbows, which ultimately make us gay. Sounds reasonable to me
I'm gonna say you've just won this conversation.
My input to the conversation, the clothes you wear make you gay. Back in middle school the word gay was just thrown around and I think allot of us thought gay=fem clothes and sparkles not gay=man sex.
By their definition Twilight vampires would all have been very gay.