I am a "missed connection" on CraigsList

  • JP85257

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    Nov 18, 2009 1:30 PM GMT
    Timberoo saidI don't understand how someone that speaks to you for an extended length of time can be a missed connection.

    I remember this day actually......

    I was particularly bitchy and kept talkin shit to my trainer the whole time and instruction him on how I should be doing things and when he would tell me how to use a machine I would LOUDLY repeat the instructions back to him.

    This person over heard everything I am thinking. Never spoke to him.

  • Timbales

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    Nov 18, 2009 1:35 PM GMT
    JP85257 said
    Timberoo saidI don't understand how someone that speaks to you for an extended length of time can be a missed connection.

    I remember this day actually......

    I was particularly bitchy and kept talkin shit to my trainer the whole time and instruction him on how I should be doing things and when he would tell me how to use a machine I would LOUDLY repeat the instructions back to him.

    This person over heard everything I am thinking. Never spoke to him.



    ah, ok. I had the impression you were helping him at the gym.
  • JP85257

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    Nov 18, 2009 1:37 PM GMT
    Timberoo said
    JP85257 said
    Timberoo saidI don't understand how someone that speaks to you for an extended length of time can be a missed connection.

    I remember this day actually......

    I was particularly bitchy and kept talkin shit to my trainer the whole time and instruction him on how I should be doing things and when he would tell me how to use a machine I would LOUDLY repeat the instructions back to him.

    This person over heard everything I am thinking. Never spoke to him.



    ah, ok. I had the impression you were helping him at the gym.

    I think its dripping with sarcasm. I wanna know which meat head it was tho.
  • Timbales

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    Nov 18, 2009 2:22 PM GMT
    JP85257 said
    Timberoo said
    JP85257 said
    Timberoo saidI don't understand how someone that speaks to you for an extended length of time can be a missed connection.

    I remember this day actually......

    I was particularly bitchy and kept talkin shit to my trainer the whole time and instruction him on how I should be doing things and when he would tell me how to use a machine I would LOUDLY repeat the instructions back to him.

    This person over heard everything I am thinking. Never spoke to him.



    ah, ok. I had the impression you were helping him at the gym.

    I think its dripping with sarcasm. I wanna know which meat head it was tho.


    Obviously someone who doesn't have the balls, shaved or otherwise, to say it to your face.
  • camfer

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    Nov 18, 2009 3:12 PM GMT
    I was a craigslist "missed connection" once. Sometimes I sell my produce at farmers markets and interact with 100s of people in a morning. I had fun with the ad, responding as a "good friend" of the farmer and asking what the guy's interest was, and that I wouldn't blow his "cover." He responded, "Oh I just want to suck him off." icon_rolleyes.gif I told him the farmer (aka me) was single and he should go for it. As far as I know, no one hit on me at the next farmers market, but I am so clueless when guys are attracted to me that I could have missed it anyway. It would have been funny if the guy actually DID hit on me after that email. Nothing would have come of it, though.

    JP I think you can have fun by responding, "Oh yeah I know that obnoxious guy at the gym too!" lol
  • JP85257

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    Nov 18, 2009 4:14 PM GMT
    I am as proud of this moment as I am of my Jenny Jones appearance when I was 19.
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    Nov 18, 2009 4:31 PM GMT
    Christa says OMG !
  • JP85257

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    Nov 18, 2009 5:00 PM GMT
    This is the funniest thing thats happened to me in a LONG time.

    http://phoenix.craigslist.org/cph/mis/1463329940.html

    we were at the gym and you had the funniest shirt on, it said I shaved my balls for this. you educated me on damn near every piece of machinery in there and coached me on how to not bend my knees. you talk like your shit don't stink and like you know everything. well i just shaved my balls and i want to jam them down your throat.

    Flattering I know, but Yah....I was dying laughing. Im framin this one.
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    Nov 18, 2009 5:17 PM GMT
    LOL
    Yeah, funny as shit. But this guy...I dunno...sounds a bit angry?
    If somebody were kind enough to show me around a gym and introduce me to equipment, I think I'd be a bit more grateful?
    Maybe make my shaved balls AVAILABLE to somebody, not jam them down their throat?
    And wow...if my balls were low enough to jam down somebody's throat, I'd probably not use the gym shower.

    So....I'm dying to know...did you respond? LMAO
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    Nov 18, 2009 5:24 PM GMT
    whatever the fuck that was.....it's great - I'm going to make some up and send them to people -

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    Nov 18, 2009 5:44 PM GMT
    I'm still hoping for the day I get one again.
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    Nov 18, 2009 5:45 PM GMT
    we were at the gym and you had the funniest sunglasses on. so i shaved my balls for you and you acted like your shit don't stink. after we hit the showers together i gotta admit, it don't.icon_twisted.gif
  • ohioguy12

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    Nov 18, 2009 5:48 PM GMT
    lucky bastard, I hope I'm a missed connection sometime...
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    Nov 18, 2009 5:49 PM GMT
    bwah-hahahahhaa! that's awesome.

    i love looking through the craigslist missed connections page for a quick laugh.
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    Nov 18, 2009 5:51 PM GMT
    bucksube saidLOL
    So....I'm dying to know...did you respond? LMAO
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    Yeah.... inquiring minds wanna know!
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    Nov 18, 2009 5:52 PM GMT
    More, I´m dying to know how you FOUND it.... I can´t say I´ve ever looked through a missed connection thing anywhere...
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    Nov 18, 2009 5:54 PM GMT
    brandohsaurus saidI'm still hoping for the day I get one again.


    All my friends get pretty tame normal ones. I however get the freaks like the guy that saw me running and wanted to lick the sweat off me.
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    Nov 18, 2009 5:57 PM GMT
    JP85257 saidThis is the funniest thing thats happened to me in a LONG time.

    http://phoenix.craigslist.org/cph/mis/1463329940.html

    we were at the gym and you had the funniest shirt on, it said I shaved my balls for this. you educated me on damn near every piece of machinery in there and coached me on how to not bend my knees. you talk like your shit don't stink and like you know everything. well i just shaved my balls and i want to jam them down your throat.

    Flattering I know, but Yah....I was dying laughing. Im framin this one.


    I saw that one! Too funny. I got one a month or so back at a Pita Jungle restaurant. I was trying to teach my roommate to flirt a little better...when I saw the posting, I realized I'd done a pretty good job.
  • TexanMan82

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    Nov 18, 2009 5:57 PM GMT
    I've gotten a couple before from my gym. I asked one guy to come up and introduce himself since I felt it was a little creepy that he could describe every article of clothing on me, and I had no idea who he was. I never got a response. A little weird, but whatever
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    Nov 18, 2009 5:58 PM GMT
    Ganymede80 said
    brandohsaurus saidI'm still hoping for the day I get one again.


    All my friends get pretty tame normal ones. I however get the freaks like the guy that saw me running and wanted to lick the sweat off me.


    I want this so bad.
  • JP85257

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    Nov 18, 2009 6:04 PM GMT
    Im thinkin about responding and askig for pics, because if its my NURSE he can jame whatever he wants anywhere he wants. lol
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    Nov 18, 2009 6:06 PM GMT
    I've never heard of this missed connections thing. what is it?
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    Nov 18, 2009 6:10 PM GMT
    Awwwwwwe!
    This made my affinity for CL just shoot back up... I know where I'll be today.
  • Timbales

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    Nov 18, 2009 6:23 PM GMT
    I don't understand how someone that speaks to you for an extended length of time can be a missed connection.