Season's Greetings: Money's short Times are Hard. Heres Your Pucking Christmas Card

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    Nov 18, 2009 10:25 PM GMT
    Twas The Night Before Christmas,
    And All Though the House
    Everybody Felt Shitty
    Even The Mouse,

    Mom At The Whitehouse
    And Dad Smoking Grass
    I'd Just Settled Down
    For A Nice Peace Of Ass,

    When Out On The Law
    I Heard Such A Clutter
    I Sprung From My Peace
    To See What The Matter,

    Then Out On The Law
    I Saw A Big Dick
    I Knew In A Moment
    It Must Be Saint Nick,

    He Come Down The Chimney
    Like A Bat Out Of Hell
    I Knew In A Moment
    The Fucker Had Fell,

    He Filled All Our Stockings
    With Pretzels And Beer
    And A Big Rubber Dick
    For My Brother , The Queer,

    He Rose Up The Chimney
    With A Tunderous Fart
    The Son Of A Bitch
    Blew The Chimney Apart,

    He Swore And He Cursed
    As He Rode Out Of Sight
    Piss On You All
    And Have A Hell Of A Night.
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    Nov 20, 2009 12:41 AM GMT
    Did you know down here in Oz some Political Correctness fanatics, have tried to prevent us from saying Ho,ho because in the US, it's meant to be slang for a derogatory word for women.

    Give me a break, talk about Political Correctness going over the top.
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    Nov 20, 2009 12:43 AM GMT
    So what do the Oz pimps call members of their stable???
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    Nov 20, 2009 1:19 AM GMT

    I'm not reading all of that. Bear white flag Pictures, Images and Photos
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    Nov 21, 2009 8:06 PM GMT
    That was one hilarious seasons greetings.icon_biggrin.gif
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    Nov 22, 2009 6:57 PM GMT
    roadbikeRob saidThat was one hilarious seasons greetings.icon_biggrin.gif


    I'm truly pleased you enjoyed it, as it's the only one I'm sending out this year.
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    Dec 14, 2009 2:12 PM GMT
    Ho ho Ho ho.