Wet Pants....

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    Nov 20, 2009 4:56 AM GMT
    Come
    With me to a third grade classroom..... There
    Is a nine-year-old kid sitting at his desk and
    All of a sudden, there is a puddle between his
    Feet and the front of his pants are wet. He
    Thinks his heart is going to stop because he
    Cannot possibly imagine how this has
    Happened. It's never happened before, and
    He knows that when the boys find out he will
    Never hear the end of it. When the girls find
    Out, they'll never speak to him again as long as
    He lives..




    The boy
    Believes his heart is going to stop; he puts his
    Head down and prays this prayer, 'Dear God, this
    Is an emergency! I need help now! Five minutes
    From now I'm dead
    Meat.'




    He looks
    Up from his prayer and here comes the teacher
    With a look in her eyes that says he has been
    Discovered.



    As the
    Teacher is walking toward him, a classmate named
    Susie is carrying a goldfish bowl that is filled
    With water. Susie trips in front of the teacher
    And inexplicably dumps the bowl of water in the
    Boy's' lap.





    The boy
    Pretends to be angry, but all the while is
    Saying to himself, 'Thank you, Lord! Thank you,
    Lord!'



    Now all
    Of a sudden, instead of being the object of
    Ridicule, the boy is the object of sympathy.. The
    Teacher rushes him downstairs and gives him gym
    Shorts to put on while his pants dry out. All
    The other children are on their hands and knees
    Cleaning up around his desk. The sympathy is
    Wonderful. But as life would have it, the
    Ridicule that should have been his has been
    Transferred to someone else -
    Susie.

    She
    Tries to help, but they tell her to get out.
    You've done enough, you
    Klutz!'



    Finally,
    At the end of the day, as they are waiting for
    The bus, the boy walks over to Susie and
    Whispers, 'You did that on purpose, didn't you?'
    Susie whispers back, 'I wet my pants once
    Too..'
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    Nov 20, 2009 6:06 AM GMT
    Makes one want to believe compassion is still alive. icon_smile.gif
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    Nov 20, 2009 6:29 AM GMT
    Nice.
  • DzanMason

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    Nov 20, 2009 6:32 AM GMT
    So the other kids cleaned up his piss???

    Hmmnn.
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    Nov 20, 2009 6:37 AM GMT
    I think there is a fetish club downtown where it is not only OK, but EXPECTED to piss yourself and all over each other...future members? icon_eek.gif
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    Nov 20, 2009 9:10 AM GMT
    beautiful story, I really mean it, made me feel and I have an outdated program installed.....

    Of course the "adult version" of the topic has been sprinkled about so far. I'll stay tight lipped about my position on the subject.pig emoticon msn Pictures, Images and Photosshy Pictures, Images and Photos

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  • drypin

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    Nov 20, 2009 9:43 AM GMT
    Heartwarming.
  • hectorjack

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    Nov 20, 2009 10:10 AM GMT
    gud only early friendship HuH.
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    Nov 20, 2009 12:56 PM GMT
    Where the hell was Susie when I needed her? icon_biggrin.gif