The latest political jokes

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    Nov 21, 2009 2:07 AM GMT
    Lets hear some jokes at the expense of both repugs and demos. This one is at the expense of Sarah Palin, she says that "Obama's economical plans are 'bassackwards', and Obama says she's 'uckingfunqualified' to comment about it" LOL !!!! Your turn !!!!
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    Nov 21, 2009 2:12 AM GMT
    Well since your bias already shows through in your posting, I'll skewer the Democrats.



    How can you tell when a Democrat is lying?
    When he is breathing.icon_cool.gif

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    Nov 21, 2009 5:10 AM GMT
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    Nov 21, 2009 6:08 AM GMT
    LOL
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    Nov 21, 2009 11:25 AM GMT
    Snapped at the prop 8/mormon protest in nyc last november.
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    Nov 21, 2009 8:16 PM GMT
    Sarah Palin is the biggest political joke at this time. This stupid bitch from Alaska just loves putting her foot in her mouth.
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    Nov 21, 2009 8:19 PM GMT
    Wouldn´t it be funny if a vapid beauty pagent girl was taken up and became a national political figure, while still spouting the same sort of banal dross that they answer their questions with in the pagent....

    What if you campaigned for family values and then made porn! Naaa.. it would never happen.

    What if you were voted into office, decried as a marxist, but yet still had very right wing policies?
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    Nov 22, 2009 5:54 AM GMT
    southbeach1500 saidA boat with Nancy Pelosi, Harry Reid and Barack Obama on it sinks.

    Who is saved?

    America.







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    A boat with "Southbiatch" on it sinks...icon_rolleyes.gif

    Who is saved?

    The human race... icon_lol.gif

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    Nov 24, 2009 6:57 PM GMT
    Q: What's the difference between Obama's cabinet and a penitentiary?
    A: One is filled with tax evaders and threats to society.
    The other is for housing prisoners.


    Q: Have you heard about McDonald's new Obama Value Meal?
    A: Order anything you like and the guy behind you has to pay for it.
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    Nov 25, 2009 4:50 AM GMT
    When God created Man he said go forth and conservatively create a republic, when the monkeys complained, God said.....don't worry someday you will evolve into democrats and make Darwin proud

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    Nov 25, 2009 4:54 AM GMT
    southbeach1500 said
    jprichva said
    southbeach1500 saidA boat with Nancy Pelosi, Harry Reid and Barack Obama on it sinks.

    Who is saved?

    America.

    This is the sort of thing that passes for humor on the right.

    Which is why there are no right-wing comedians.


    Actually, it's an old standard joke.... you just plug in the names of the party leaders in power...

    At least it's a joke - more than YOU contributed to this thread.


    And then things got a bit more serious.
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    Nov 25, 2009 4:59 AM GMT
    jprichva saidOkay, let's try it the other way.

    Glenn Beck, Sarah Palin, and Rush Limbaugh in a boat that sinks.

    Who is saved?
    who would need saving?? .. everyone knows rats are good swimmers
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    Nov 25, 2009 5:19 AM GMT
    Send in the clowns...

    http://tiny.cc/doFMx

    i hope the link works
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    Nov 25, 2009 10:07 PM GMT
    jprichva said<

    Same problem here. Unfunny because totally predictable.


    Naw, JP. You're just a grouch who has partaken the wine-offering of the "Religion of Obama". No evil must be even breathed of the Glorious One, no matter what stupidity he does.icon_lol.gif
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    Nov 25, 2009 11:32 PM GMT
    Wow, these are not very funny. Here's another oldie that used to seem humorous. Older guys might conceivably get a little chuckle:


    It seems that Teddy (Kennedy) had an itching for a cabinet post, and he was just hanging around the (Clinton) white house, brown nosing at every opportunity. "Can I carry a message to Russia for you?" "Any legislation you need drafted?"

    Bill said, "Hey, yeah, Teddy, there is something you could help me with. Could you give Monica a ride home?"



    And here's another oldie that you plug and play the most recent names:


    As Bush was handing over the codes and the keys to the oval office, he slipped three envelopes to Obama. "Things are going to go pretty well for you, for a few months, but when times start getting tough, open one of these envelopes."

    Sure enough, this financial crisis thing started going south on Obama. Late one night in the oval office, he came across those envelopes. Curious, he opened the first one. Inside was a single sheet of paper that said simply, "BLAME ME." The next day, Obama made a speech that subtly pointed out that he was just cleaning the mess that Bush started. The opinion polls went back up, and all was well.

    After a year or so, however, this whole foreign wars mess was taking it's toll. Obama opened the second envelope to find the message, "BLAME AFGHANISTAN." The next day, he rolled out his new war policy, pointing out that all the problems are caused by Hamid Karzai's corrupt government. People grumbled, but gave him the benefit of the doubt and all was well.

    A year later, people still don't have jobs, Iran explodes a nuclear bomb, and a dozen of Obama's appointees have been caught with their hands in the till. He opens the last envelope and discovers the message:
    "Prepare three envelopes..."