Rihanna vs. Beyonce

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    Nov 21, 2009 11:49 PM GMT
    Now we all know about the rumors in the past about Beyonce being jealous of Rihanna's almost instant superstar status. Rumors of beef between the two flew everywhere. Especially when Rihanna blew up this year, after getting #1 singles, selling millions of records, getting endorsement deals, opening for Kanye, and finding new and creative ways to use a swoop bang and black hair dye. Of course, the Knowles camp played the denial game to the tee, insisting that there's no rivalry between Beyonce and Rihanna. However now, Rihanna's best friend has called out Beyonce for not dropping everything she had to do to go be with Rihanna last week when she fell ill in concert in Australia.

    How evil can someone be?

    Shame on you Beyonce! (angry face)

    This is what one of Rihanna's friends wrote on Myspace:

    So i wasnt going to write about this but it is really really bugging me. Last week Rihanna fell ill at her concert. She walked off the stage clutching her stomach. We didn't know what was wrong, we thought she was on her way to the Upper Room to be with her Lord Jesus in that big Umbrella factory in the sky. We were so worried. It turns out she had a severe case of the squirts. Explosive, nasty, smelly, wet, diarrhea. She was dripping on the stage. Chris Brown Damn near slipped and broke his neck on a puddle of doo-doo drops. I told that girl you can't eat everybody's potato salad...but I digress. After taking a nice long dump, she was feeling fine 5 minutes later, and she was back on stage singing flatly and dancing awkwardly. But Beyonce does not care. She did not call, text, or email asking if Rihanna was ok. Beyonce is selfish. All she cares about is her, her career, her family, her husband, her fans, and the people she helps with her chartiable contributions. She doesn't give a damn about Rihanna. Beyonce is so heartless. For all she knows Rihanna could be on her way to glory, but I guess she has better things to do.

    Millions of Rihanna's fans and peers left her messages asking if she was feeling well. Everybody EXCEPT Beyonce has reached out to Rihanna asking if she was feeling well.

    Here's a list of ALL the people who called her or left her messages:


    President Obama
    First Lady Obama
    Sasha Obama (I hung up on her just because her name is Sasha but I appreciated the thought)
    Ne-Yo
    Ciara
    4 of the 5 Pussycat Dolls
    The Remaining Members of Danity Kane
    Diddy
    Day26
    Craig Mack
    Gladys Knight
    The remaining Pips
    Dionne Warwick
    Arsenio Hall
    Eddie Murphy
    Sinbad
    Tia Mowry (Tamera was busy, but she probably would have called if she wasn't, unlike Beyonce)
    Parliment (Funkadelic had a valid excuse)
    Stevie Wonder
    Cameo
    Sarah Palin
    Brenda LaTisha, Linda, Felicia
    Dawn, LeShaun, Ines, and Alicia
    Teresa, Monica, Sharron, Nicki
    Lisa, Veronica, Karen, Vicky
    Cookie (well I met her in a ice cream parlor) [1]
    John McCain
    Little Richard
    Solange
    T.O.N.Y. (even he called and you know something is wrong with his phone)
    Janet Jackson
    Jermaine Jackson
    LaToya Jackson
    Jessie Jackson
    Randy Jackson
    Grace Jones
    Sonya
    Tonya
    Monique
    NeeCee
    KiKi
    Flavor Flav
    The ENTIRE 1, 2, 3, season cast of Flavor of Love
    LL Cool J
    Bel
    Biv
    Devoe
    Al Jarreau
    Whitney Houston
    Soulja Boy
    Soulja Girl
    Shameka
    Keisha
    Tara
    FREAKALEEK!
    Shonda
    Sabrina
    Crystal
    Daronda
    FREAKALEEK!
    Theresa
    Falicia
    Tenisha
    Sharon
    FREAKALEEK!
    Ashanti
    Chingy
    FeFe Dobson (and you would think she would be mad!)
    Ludacris
    Young Dro
    Young Jeezy
    Young House Arrest
    Young Child Support Check
    Lil Wayne
    Lil Boosie
    Lil Jon
    Lil Pepperspray

    and many, many, more.

    Perhaps I should have been by Rihanna's side making sure she was ok instead using this time to try to go online and throw salt on Beyonce. I mean, it's not like Rihanna and Beyonce are best friends, but I don't care. When Beyonce got word that Rihanna sprained her asshole from shitting, THE FIRST thing she should have done was pack her wig bag, fly to Australia and be at Rihanna's bedside with flowers, balloons, teddy bears, and a bowl of chicken noodle soup (with a Goddamn soda on the side).

    This just pisses me off. Once again thanks to everyone who has been there for us. Thanks to the people who are genuinely worried about Rihanna's bowels, and sorry if i offended any of Beyonce fans by writing this but i just couldn’t keep sitting back and let this opportunity to hate on Beyonce pass.

    Shame on you Beyonce. Shame, Shame, Shame!
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    Nov 21, 2009 11:56 PM GMT
    RNBjunkie said

    We didn't know what was wrong, we thought she was on her way to the Upper Room to be with her Lord Jesus in that big Umbrella factory in the sky. We were so worried. It turns out she had a severe case of the squirts. Explosive, nasty, smelly, wet, diarrhea. She was dripping on the stage. Chris Brown Damn near slipped and broke his neck on a puddle of doo-doo drops. I told that girl you can't eat everybody's potato salad...but I digress. After taking a nice long dump, she was feeling fine 5 minutes later, and she was back on stage singing flatly and dancing awkwardly.

    For all she knows Rihanna could be on her way to glory, but I guess she has better things to do.




    The parts that I highlighted are fucking hilarious. I love when old black people say that somebody is going to glory. It gets me every time.
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    Nov 22, 2009 1:05 AM GMT
    i think i sprained my asshole laughing at this... you are fabulous. bad, bad, bad beyonce... bad!
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    Nov 22, 2009 3:20 AM GMT
    dancerjack saidi think i sprained my asshole laughing at this... you are fabulous. bad, bad, bad beyonce... bad!


    So did I icon_eek.gif
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    Nov 22, 2009 4:16 AM GMT


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    Nov 22, 2009 4:33 AM GMT
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    Nov 22, 2009 6:47 AM GMT
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    Nov 22, 2009 7:42 AM GMT
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  • jrs1

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    Nov 22, 2009 7:56 AM GMT


    Rihanna versus Beyoncé ... it does not even seem like a logical case.

    ... maybe it's just me, but I would not want the President of the United States nor my friends calling me because I had the runs during a performance. I would never want to even speak on it. then again, it could just be me.
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    Nov 22, 2009 8:05 AM GMT
    First off...who the fuck cares?

    Second, Kanye West is no one to be bragging about opening up for especially after his childish performance this year with Taylor Swift at the awards. Not something to be proud off. If you want to compare classiness then Beyonce blows Rihanna out of the water hands down..

    Third, Beyonce doesn't have a "hitter" for a man in her life and is too powerful a women to ever let something like that come here way. Rihanna....epic fail in that dept and his name is Chris Brown. Ha.

    Fourth, it doesn't matter how many awards you win. It's all about the big one and Beyonce won that hands down not to mention the ones she's acquired over the years.

    Fifth, who's man is it again that started Rihanna? Beyonce doesn't owe her nothing and Rihanna should be lucky to even have her name mentioned in the same sentence as her and yes she is too busy to be worry or care about some chick who got whooped on by a wannabee gangsta from nickelodeon who got the shits from eating bad potato salad before her own concert.

    They aren't best friends she isn't required to care.

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    Nov 22, 2009 8:10 AM GMT
    Um Beyonce has shit to do like hello she is like a bit more famous then Rihanna and Rihanna needs to wear shoes that won't kill her....



    Just saying icon_rolleyes.gif





    (even though I love her for those fabulous shoes)
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    Nov 22, 2009 12:54 PM GMT
    who cares!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!icon_rolleyes.gif
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    Nov 26, 2009 4:46 AM GMT
    yall get that it was a joke right? icon_rolleyes.gif
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    Nov 26, 2009 5:00 AM GMT
    Hahahaha i almost had a case of "rihanna" in my pants when i read this lol
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    Nov 26, 2009 6:48 AM GMT
    The post, and the Haterazzi video were the funniest things Ive seen/heard in a while! icon_lol.gif
  • NyRuinz

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    Nov 26, 2009 9:58 AM GMT
    sxydrkhair saidI don't care... they are not my type of music I like to list to. I like alternative rocks.


    Okayyyyy and you really need to inform us of this???
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    Nov 26, 2009 10:07 AM GMT
    aaaaand here's a picture of Fergie peeing herself...

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    why did i post this, you ask? why not?
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    Nov 26, 2009 10:21 AM GMT
    giant douche vs turd sammich..both are pathetic
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    Nov 26, 2009 11:13 AM GMT
    WTF is Beyonce her mother? She needs to check up on her because Rihanna needed a Laxative?

    Listen last year alone Ms. Knowles made $86million. Ms. Rihanna didn't make nearly that much ($15million).

    Everybody is like omg Rihanna is so FIERCE(Good Girl Gone Bad and now Rated R)

    But she wasn't bad and fierce when Chris Brown Slapped the "poop" out of her. Ms. Beyonce would have fought back! She is from Houston! Ms. Thing don't play that!

    That said I LOVE Rihanna but I LIVEEEEEEEEEEEEE for BEYONCE!
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    Nov 27, 2009 2:07 PM GMT
    RNBjunkie, you RULE !!!
  • AngelBells

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    Dec 29, 2011 3:43 AM GMT
    soooo what if beyonce didnt txt her she cant help it if she was fucken busy get over it you make her sound like a bitch honestly soo what if beyonce doesn like rihanna its life you dont have like every one what would you do if a girl you didnt like started shitting every where...far out i dont think you'd do much would you? sooo who cares get over it icon_cool.gif
  • idubya

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    Dec 30, 2011 12:54 AM GMT
    love them both but really now

    there is only one queen and rihanna needs take her own advice and take a bow.
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    Dec 30, 2011 12:56 AM GMT
    What do they have in common? Isn't Rihanna more Gaga/Britney Spears than Beyonce? Beyonce is R&B (mostly) and Rihanna is pop. Are they likened because they're both black or something?
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    Dec 30, 2011 1:00 AM GMT
    Neeeither.
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    Jan 12, 2012 5:37 PM GMT
    Beyonce came out before Rihanna did and is accomplished. Rihanna is as well but she still has a long way to go. Both of them are ok in my book but i prefer Aaliyah out of the two,