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    Nov 24, 2009 7:43 AM GMT
    How did she take it? Like this? Ha.

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    Nov 24, 2009 7:47 AM GMT
    hilarious! My mother cried while saying the rosary - I had to keep going to the bathroom to laugh, I laughed so hard I pulled my stomach - I mean I love her but such DRAMA - she was acting so gay....
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    Nov 24, 2009 11:01 AM GMT
    "Who's hungry?"

    Love it.

    My mom knew...

    But THIS video is just AMAZING.

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    Nov 24, 2009 11:42 AM GMT
    MeOhMy said"Who's hungry?"

    Love it.

    My mom knew...

    But THIS video is just AMAZING.


    ... did ya' hear about'our john? he'z a ghey mein nao!
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    Nov 24, 2009 11:49 AM GMT
    jrs1 said
    MeOhMy said"Who's hungry?"

    Love it.

    My mom knew...

    But THIS video is just AMAZING.


    ... did ya' hear about'our john? he'z a ghey mein nao!


    WOTT OF EHT?
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    Nov 24, 2009 11:53 AM GMT
    MeOhMy said"Who's hungry?"

    Love it.

    My mom knew...

    But THIS video is just AMAZING.



    Oh my God! They changed John's! That was so traumatic!
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    Nov 24, 2009 2:17 PM GMT
    I miss Catherine Tate - they took her off the air WHATTAFUCKINLIBERTY!!!!!
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    Nov 24, 2009 2:35 PM GMT
    No, my mom was quite mellow.
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    Nov 24, 2009 5:37 PM GMT
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    Nov 24, 2009 5:59 PM GMT
    Naos saidHow did she take it? Like this? Ha.


    Well, I'd say that's pretty typical for all the drag queen Moms out there... icon_rolleyes.gif
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    Nov 24, 2009 6:11 PM GMT
    At some point my parents didn't really care, but was worried about me being happy in this type of lifestyle. But they also seemed to be blissfully ignorant about it, thinking I would end up marrying my best friend which was a lesbian.

    My mom found out at the age of 14. I asked "does it matter?" and she is like: "well no, you're right, it doesn't matter". But she worried about me. I tried to keep any of my issues to myself because she was already dealing with too many family issues, so I tried to be the perfect son(didn't even come close, lol!).
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    Nov 24, 2009 6:11 PM GMT
    MeOhMy said"Who's hungry?"

    Love it.

    My mom knew...

    But THIS video is just AMAZING.


    OMG!

    Mother: "It's a penis, but you can ayte it."

    Gran: "Get yourself a rent boy, on me."

    I was falling out of my chair. Thanks!
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    Nov 24, 2009 6:14 PM GMT
    Celticmusl saidAt some point my parents didn't really care, but was worried about me being happy in this type of lifestyle. But they also seemed to be blissfully ignorant about it, thinking I would end up marrying my best friend which was a lesbian.


    My grandmother does that! She'll bring out sentences like : Isn't she jealous that you see that other girl so much?; You don't see much of her these days; Doesnt she want to go on the trip with you?

    Ah the power of denial
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    Nov 24, 2009 10:18 PM GMT
    Gay dear, who dear, me dear? No dear.

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    Nov 24, 2009 10:31 PM GMT
    Mexican, Catholic, Old Woman Wailing commenced and carried on for about three days. Followed by breaking of dishes, screaming and a flurry of obscenities that would make Nina Hartley blush.

    When I finally met someone I wanted to bring home (10 years later) she pretended like the fury of her feeling cheated out of grandchildren never happened. I put her in 'time out' for a year, I was very, very angry at her. Come to find out the rest of my family was pretty pissed at her too and put her in 'time out' too. She was basically disowned for a year.
    I got a tattoo ("Mama's Boy" in case you can't read it) to remind myself how much I love that crazy bitch and to also remember to take her out of time out.
    She might be a crazy bitch... but she's *my* crazy bitch.

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    Nov 24, 2009 10:48 PM GMT
    theantijock saidPre-internet before I had anyone I could discuss it with, I approached mom with the bisexual word (I knew I was gay though). She said "I think I'm bisexual too."

    My mom was soooo cool.


    ahaha.....OMG, she's funny.
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    Nov 24, 2009 11:00 PM GMT
    awww I'm a mama's boy, too.

    And yeah, I have my own crazy bitch, too. Haha

    Latinas are so dramalicious. Lol.
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    Nov 24, 2009 11:01 PM GMT
    Good God, what a night that was. She put her hands over her ears and kept repeating "Don't say it, don't say it, don't say it" over and over.

    I think she already knew but had been in denial...
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    Nov 25, 2009 12:27 AM GMT
    My mom went to church for the first time in her life last Sunday cuz she found out I was gay.

    ..I lol'd
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    Nov 25, 2009 12:34 AM GMT
    My mom said "Ok." Then she later thought she might have said something offensive so she went to her priest to confess her sins, and outed me to him, and he from his reaction pretty much outed himself.

    LOL
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    Nov 25, 2009 1:27 AM GMT
    sexylatinboi saidawww I'm a mama's boy, too.

    And yeah, I have my own crazy bitch, too. Haha

    Latinas are so dramalicious. Lol.

    Hah! I know right?!
    I'm not going home for the holidays this year... Christmas will seem so empty with out my drama-latinas and their antics. =)