Stupid things while drunk..

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    Nov 25, 2009 10:01 PM GMT
    What is the most stupid/craziest thing you have done while pissing the wobbly boot???
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    Nov 25, 2009 10:10 PM GMT
    ..... tried to translate what you just said.icon_lol.gif
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    Nov 26, 2009 12:15 AM GMT
    I made a stripper puke.
    I made another stripper cry.
    I almost got into a fist fight with ChiChi LaRue.
    I fell thru a toilet.
    I got thrown out of a bar in NY for dancing on a table.
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    Nov 26, 2009 12:31 AM GMT
    JP85257 saidI made a stripper puke.
    I made another stripper cry.
    I almost got into a fist fight with ChiChi LaRue.
    I fell thru a toilet.
    I got thrown out of a bar in NY for dancing on a table.



    Not gonna touch that one.
    By dropping your pants?
    Not gonna touch that one, either.
    How do y---- Um...never mind.
    Was it a Piano Bar? icon_lol.gif
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    Nov 26, 2009 2:08 AM GMT
    StudlyScrewRite said
    JP85257 saidI made a stripper puke.
    I made another stripper cry.
    I almost got into a fist fight with ChiChi LaRue.
    I fell thru a toilet.
    I got thrown out of a bar in NY for dancing on a table.



    Not gonna touch that one.
    By dropping your pants?
    Not gonna touch that one, either.
    How do y---- Um...never mind.
    Was it a Piano Bar? icon_lol.gif

    Its a long, sordid story that was published in the local gay mag
    I told herstrippers dont have feelings or a soul
    Yah....Best not....
    Its cause Im amazing
    It was The Ritz
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    Nov 26, 2009 2:26 AM GMT
    When we finished our 8 weeks of US Army Basic Training we had a barracks party, and somebody smuggled in pizza and cheap wine, normally forbidden. The Drill Sergeants obligingly stayed away to let us have our fun. I remember I got pretty wasted, but not much else.

    A week later I was taking my advanced training at the same Army post, in different barracks with a mostly different group of soldiers. One guy came up to me and said he recognized my voice from the last night in Basic, but I knew he wasn't in my training company, so I asked him how.

    "I heard you screaming 'Bali Hai'" [A trashy brand of wine back then]

    "But you said you were in Charlie Company, that was 2 buildings away from Alpha," I replied, knowing the distance was about 100 yards.

    "Well, I heard you, and about you hanging upside down from the 3rd-floor window while you were yelling it, everybody was talking about it."

    "WHAT?!?!?!?" I gasped. But when I checked with a couple of other soldiers who'd trained with me in Alpha Company, they confirmed it! Said some of the guys caught me by my boots when I fell out the window, and while they struggled to haul me back in, I hung upside down shouting "Bali Hai!"

    Ah, the foolishness of youth, and the folly of binge drinking. icon_redface.gif