Jews and Non Christians Up Late on Xmas Eve!

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    Dec 25, 2007 4:34 AM GMT
    Yeah I'm a big Jew....tho not very religious and I'm up watching Will and Grace on Xmas Eve....oh yeah and I'm having some guiltless brewskis. My trainer gave me that Perfect Pushup set and I'm watching the dvd next and playing around w/it t'row.
    Speaking of gay...this episode of W&G features Barry Mani-homo (kidding love him) and and one of my fave lesbians...Sarah Gilbert! I love her.
    OK so whatcha non Christians doing?
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    Dec 25, 2007 5:08 AM GMT
    Oh I forgot I got Wanda Jackson's cd w/guest artist Elvis Costello.....i'll be spinning that soon too...guess I'll be up late! icon_biggrin.gif
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    Dec 25, 2007 6:30 AM GMT
    21 views to the thread and no responses...it's ok for christians to respond too....lol!
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    Dec 25, 2007 6:37 AM GMT
    well, I'm Jewish too, and I'm up reading this thread....apparently I have nothing better to do icon_smile.gif
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    Dec 25, 2007 6:40 AM GMT
    Well that doesn't mean u don't have anything better to do...y're just checking in! icon_biggrin.gif
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    Dec 25, 2007 6:56 AM GMT
    Yes, I'm waiting to hear the patter of reindeer paws on my roof. Geez, they landed next door...skipped me right over. And I even left a plate of gold-wrapped chocolate gelt for Santa. Shit.
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    Dec 25, 2007 7:18 AM GMT
    lol...funny thing about tv round Christmas time is it's time to amp up the Nostradomas shows and Jesus bios. I love watching the Jesus ones b/c no one seems to agree.
    Obv. Jesus was a real person and all. I just watched a show on History channel or Discovery or one of them and the big arguement was about Jesus' siblings. One scholar says they're his cousins. One schola interprets the bible as saying they're children from Joseph's 1st marriage...because they're trying to find ways to say Mary was a virgin her whole life not just before Jesus' birth. I think these are interesting interpretations unfort. no one can prove any of them other than to say Jesus lived it seems. And Joseph seems to just disappear later. Then you have all the controversies over the 'missing books' of Jesus' life etc....
    I'm glad I don't have to worry about all that. But it's interesting.
    Back to beer.........heeee.
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    Dec 25, 2007 7:20 AM GMT
    JP I'm leaving Santa Heineken's new Squeeze Brews in Gold Coin Gelt Chasers.... I hope he like them!
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    Dec 25, 2007 7:22 AM GMT
    Psst...don't let the goyim see this...

    Whatta racket. This chick Mary, she gets herself pregnant, right? Then her husband comes home and he's like "what in the foggy blue morning is going on here?" and Mary's thinking real quick you know, so she says, "Uhhh....it was God. Yeah, that's the ticket. God did this to me."

    And he's okay with this?

    Wow.
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    Dec 25, 2007 7:24 AM GMT
    Yeah kinda like I got it from a toilet seat.........! DOh...ok so maybe not really...........<---devil. OK pretend John Waters said it...then it's ok right?!
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    Dec 25, 2007 7:25 AM GMT
    John Waters could make almost anything sound dirty.
    Ya gotta love this guy.

    I miss Divine.
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    Dec 25, 2007 7:29 AM GMT
    Me too I love Divine. Did u hear she wasat the last supper like supposedly Mary Magdelene was. I love folks that rewrite history or 'reinvision' it! Talk about Female Trouble!
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    Dec 25, 2007 7:32 AM GMT
    You've seen Female Trouble?

    The sight of Divine, bouncing on a trampoline, shouting "I blew Richard Speck!"

    Who else could come up with this?
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    Dec 25, 2007 7:38 AM GMT
    ONly the man of my dreams. Other fave lines:
    Mary vivian pierce" I feel like rats are gonna run out and bite my new nylons!"

    But honestly If Jesus really looked like Ted Neely he'd be really hot right?


    PS you have to hear the audio book of JW reading his book.......laffffffff..........funnier than Sedaris!
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    Dec 25, 2007 7:41 AM GMT
    Also from Female Trouble...

    Divine throwing a murderous tantrum because she didn't get her "cha-cha heels" for Christmas...

    i think Paul Rudnick used this in Addams Family Values when Debby (Joan Cusack) reveals that she had to kill her parents because they gave her Malibu Barbie instead of Ballerina Barbie...
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    Dec 25, 2007 7:43 AM GMT
    lolol I guess it's the 2 jews show for now! Here we are....I wish Edih massey was hee now: "Gator..the life of a heterosexual is a sick and dull existence..."!
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    Dec 25, 2007 7:45 AM GMT
    WOw it'a almost like we're IM'ng! lol.... I wish I still had my Edie 45 of "Get of my lawn Punks"
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    Dec 25, 2007 7:46 AM GMT
    Yes, she's gone too. Sad. It's one reason his movies aren't as deranged as they used to be.

    I love the moment from Female Trouble when Mink Stole, playing Divine's daughter, shows up in an orange sari and clicks her finger cymbals in Divine's face, snarling "HARE KRISHNA, MOTHERRRRR"
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    Dec 25, 2007 7:47 AM GMT
    "yes gator, oh yes, the needle nose pliers!"
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    Dec 25, 2007 7:50 AM GMT
    "Dawn Davenport was eating a meatball sandwich...IN CLASS!"
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    Dec 25, 2007 8:07 AM GMT
    Another of my fave lines.!
    I just got booted. I think it was b/c I was gonna comment on a thread some guy started about his fear of losing his but if he did cardio o something. He stated he was very proud of his butt. He didn't post pics of it but i thot it was a funny thread. I don't know why. I don't know why. But it was.
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    Dec 25, 2007 8:12 AM GMT
    When AOL was in its infancy, my friends and I used to crack up at the idea that people's screen names might be used in real life. I remember in an early chat room there was a guy who called himself "KokSlave".

    We were having fun imagining him in an airport being paged. "KokSlave, white courtesy phone please."

    Or in a restaurant: "KokSlave, your table is ready."

    Somehow you just made me think of this.
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    Dec 25, 2007 8:19 AM GMT
    Yeah but is your butt gonna dimish if you do cardio?!@!!! heee


    i found a peanut yesterday....it looked like my grandfather....I made it apologize to me for all he did to me in 4th grade!
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    Dec 25, 2007 8:32 AM GMT
    Oh here's a good one...History channel now....Orthodox Jew is saying the Torah is coming from an alien from space....No really!
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    Dec 25, 2007 8:47 AM GMT
    Am I the only one who thought that the movie "Tora Tora Tora" was about the synagogue in Tokyo?