Tiger's driving accident??

  • MikemikeMike

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    Nov 28, 2009 12:37 PM GMT
    At 2:30am flooring it outta the driveway hits a fire hydrant-he's unconscious and the wife said she was holding a golf club because she used it to free him from the car??

    Things that make you go hmmmm?

    Hope he/they are ok!!
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    Nov 28, 2009 3:05 PM GMT
    Was the club she held a 'driver'? And just where was the little tiger going at 2:30a.m. all by his lonesome?
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    Nov 28, 2009 3:23 PM GMT
    Good thing he's got big lips,he could have been seriously injured.
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    Nov 28, 2009 3:28 PM GMT
    SteamyWeenie saidomg i nearly freaked out! i thought for a second that an actual TIGER was driving!


    Good one... I hope that's a joke haha
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    Nov 28, 2009 3:29 PM GMT
    goodtr8s saidGood thing he's got big lips,he could have been seriously injured.


    Hahaha hey now, not all golfers have big lips ;-)
  • dannyboy1101

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    Nov 28, 2009 4:01 PM GMT
    Yet again... if I had money falling out of my ass like these celebrities do, I'd have a chauffeur take me through even the drive-thru.
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    Nov 28, 2009 7:05 PM GMT
    MikemikeMike saidAt 2:30am flooring it outta the driveway hits a fire hydrant-he's unconscious and the wife said she was holding a golf club because she used it to free him from the car??

    Things that make you go hmmmm?

    Hope he/they are ok!!


    haha.... Tiger beat down by Elin? that what youre saying?
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    Nov 28, 2009 9:04 PM GMT
    Can he take a mulligan for that drive???icon_lol.gif
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    Nov 29, 2009 1:42 AM GMT
    Hope he'll be ok. He really seems like a great guy. I'm sure the drive-thur media can wait to take a swing at him.
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    Nov 29, 2009 2:16 AM GMT
    From texts from last night:


    (918 ) guess i finally out drove tiger woods this morning..
  • MikemikeMike

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    Dec 03, 2009 1:42 PM GMT
    Wow, I didn't think it was true that he cheated. Someone in the brat pac said for every beautiful woman out there, someone is tired of nailing her.icon_question.gif
  • gymlocker

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    Dec 05, 2009 3:53 PM GMT
    * What's the difference between a car and a golf ball? Tiger can drive
    a ball 400 yards.


    * Ping just offered Elin Woods an endorsement contract pushing her own
    set of drivers. They said to named
    Elin Woods..."clubs you can beat Tiger with."


    * News travels fast. The Chinese are already making a movie about Tiger
    Woods' crash. They are calling it, "Scratching Swede, Lying Tiger," or
    how about "Crouching Tiger, Hidden Hydrant"?


    * What do you buy a Tiger for Christmas?...A new windshield!


    * Tiger is now in trouble with his sponsor Gillette because he said
    that "this was the closest shave I have had yet."


    * Phil Mickelson contacted Tiger's wife to pick up some tips on how to
    beat Tiger.


    * Tiger crashed his car because he was in a rush to move on to the
    second hole.


    * Just because you're the world's no. 1 golfer, it doesn't mean you
    can't be beaten by your wife

    * Tiger Woods is so rich that he owns lots of expensive cars. Now he
    has a hole in one

    * Tiger Woods wasn't seriously injured in the crash, but he's still
    below par

    * What were Tiger Woods and his wife doing out at 2.30 in the morning?
    They went clubbing

    * Tiger Woods crashed into a fire hydrant and a tree. He couldn't decide
    between a wood and an iron.



  • MikemikeMike

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    Dec 06, 2009 6:55 PM GMT
    Gymlocker,

    I knew they would soon follow. Wait till the real comedians get up at the mic and take a wack at him.

    Letterman got away easy I guess?.
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    Dec 06, 2009 7:00 PM GMT
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    Dec 06, 2009 7:05 PM GMT
    Why do people care? If he ran over a group of nuns or had the body of a toddler beauty queen in the back seat it might be news worthy. As celebrity scandals go this one isn't even remotely interesting.
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    Dec 06, 2009 7:14 PM GMT
    "Those who live by the sword, shall perish by the sword."

    Those who live by fame, shall perish by fame.

    Make your career by being in the public eye, and you can expect that your career will be public property. You cannot have the one without the other, and Tiger Woods is not exempt. It is the price of fame, always has been in all of recorded history, always will be.

    If you don't like those rules, then don't enter the arena.