Alternate Dildos

  • newly18

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    Nov 28, 2009 8:57 PM GMT
    So I am really interested in getting a dildo, but I am not openly gay yet. I am worried that the people I live with will be a little freaked out by me owning one. So I am looking for something I could maybe substitute as a dildo that would be safe, until I get my own place and can get one.
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    Nov 28, 2009 9:08 PM GMT
    HereĀ“s a tip. Get a normal one and then keep it in in a draw your room rather than leaving it on the kitchen table in its box. Just a thought.

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  • Timbales

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    Nov 28, 2009 9:39 PM GMT
    how about a sculpture of Moses?

    http://www.divine-interventions.com/moses.html
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    Nov 28, 2009 9:53 PM GMT

    You can put boiled eggs into a condom. icon_neutral.gif

    ...They already know, just get a real one.

    I'd hate for you to wind up as 1 man 1 frozen sushi roll.

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    Nov 28, 2009 10:01 PM GMT
    Timberoo saidhow about a sculpture of Moses?

    http://www.divine-interventions.com/moses.html



    And what would make you do a Google-search for this?
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    Nov 28, 2009 10:08 PM GMT
    You know..... this is why the internet was invented

    So you could order "insertables" in the privacy of your own home, smile at the UPS guy and say "finally the replacement charger for my laptop" and then run on upstairs and spend hours exploring the depth of yo butt
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    Nov 28, 2009 10:22 PM GMT
    "And haven't you heard of the eleventh commandment?

    XI: Thou shalt have Outrageous Orgasms!"
    ROFLCOPTER.


  • Timbales

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    Nov 28, 2009 10:51 PM GMT
    Frank_AZ said
    Timberoo saidhow about a sculpture of Moses?

    http://www.divine-interventions.com/moses.html



    And what would make you do a Google-search for this?


    who doesn't want a Baby Jesus Butt Plug?
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    Nov 29, 2009 12:56 AM GMT

    It doesn't stop getting wrong.
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    Nov 29, 2009 2:50 AM GMT
    GuiltyGear said
    You can put boiled eggs into a condom. icon_neutral.gif

    OOH if you shelled it, put a little mayo in with some curry powder, at the end, you could make fab curried egg sandwiches icon_biggrin.gif How multitasking is that!!!!!!!
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    Nov 29, 2009 2:53 AM GMT

    And you can tell your friends that you worked your ass off to make it.

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    Nov 29, 2009 2:53 AM GMT
    Unless you plan on using it in the living room, why would your housemates know you have one? Buy one, keep it in your bedroom, and use it in the privacy of your own room.
  • camfer

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    Nov 29, 2009 3:00 AM GMT
    Get a dildo, a combination padlock, and either a fishing tackle box or a tool box. Lock dildo in said box. Problem solved.

    Oh and by the way putting things up your butt for pleasure doesn't necessarily make you gay.


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    Nov 29, 2009 3:02 AM GMT
    lilTanker said
    GuiltyGear said
    You can put boiled eggs into a condom. icon_neutral.gif

    OOH if you shelled it, put a little mayo in with some curry powder, at the end, you could make fab curried egg sandwiches icon_biggrin.gif How multitasking is that!!!!!!!


    I'm a paprika man myself.
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    Nov 29, 2009 3:05 AM GMT
    1) Your roommates probably already know
    2) Would it be so bad to tell them? (it might really help)
    3) why the HELL would they find out? Don't you have your own things? or are you living in a one-room dorm...? if that's the case you should probably have a chest of your own things that you can lock up etc. I still wouldn't use a dildo in a dorm room though - who knows WHO would walk in at random times icon_eek.gif


    You could always find a boyfriend. Or just wait until you get older.
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    Nov 29, 2009 3:08 AM GMT
    pickles.
    I'm not sure if you should peel it or not.
    I guess you can try both versions out and then decide on which you prefer.
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    Nov 29, 2009 3:12 AM GMT
    Ditto what was said -
    * owning and using a dildo when you are a guy doesn't make you gay.
    THere are plenty of straight and bi men that use one.
    * you can hide the dildo and keep it locked if you like; if they go into your stuff while you are away - I wouldn't want them as housemates
    * you can discreetly purchase a dildo online and have it mailed to you at work; most services, however, have non-identifiable boxes which would mean you could have it mailed home

    Another option is to go to a place in the next town over and purchase one...
    I am sensing that you are scared or apprehensive...you'll be fine.

    Good luck!