How do you SEDUCE a guy?

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    Nov 29, 2009 8:15 PM GMT
    What's your technique if you REALLY want someone?
  • Marshi

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    Nov 29, 2009 8:17 PM GMT
    "Hello there, kind sir! Would you like to engage in some sexual acts with me?"
  • Acorns

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    Nov 29, 2009 8:19 PM GMT
    Marshi said"Hello there, kind sir! Would you like to engage in some sexual acts with me?"


    Sounds legit.
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    Nov 29, 2009 8:21 PM GMT
    Marshi said"Hello there, kind sir! Would you like to engage in some sexual acts with me?"




    Works fo me
  • GQjock

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    Nov 29, 2009 8:25 PM GMT
    Hehe .... like ask? icon_wink.gif
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    Nov 29, 2009 8:26 PM GMT
    Um, really pretty much sure that you aren't that forward most of the time. How about trying again.
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    Nov 29, 2009 8:27 PM GMT
    I have a set of crutches and a removable leg cast in my trunk.

    I simply hobble in his direction, and "trip", landing in his lap...with my hand strategically at the base of his thigh.

    Somehow between my upright position and landing on my man, my shirt falls off.
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    Nov 29, 2009 8:28 PM GMT
    ThePenIsMyTier saidI have a set of crutches and a removable leg cast in my trunk.

    I simply hobble in his direction, and "trip", landing in his lap...with my hand strategically at the base of his thigh.


    NOW YOU'RE TALKIN'!
  • GQjock

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    Nov 29, 2009 8:33 PM GMT
    wrestlervic saidUm, really pretty much sure that you aren't that forward most of the time. How about trying again.


    Not really much more than that
    you can throw i a dinner or a drink
    but just getting the guy alone somewhere and it's Rook to checkmate in less than three easy steps
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    Nov 29, 2009 9:03 PM GMT
    That shirt looks awful on u, u should take it off...
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    Nov 29, 2009 9:05 PM GMT
    charlitos saidThat shirt looks awful on u, u should take it off...


    OK hun.

    Actually, I just use protein shakes to lure them into a secluded place, then I suggest we train together. and then that we shower and then I use post work out meals to lure them into my bed and offer to massage them.

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    Alternatively you can just put your hand up their shorts.... Always works for me.
  • baldone

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    Nov 29, 2009 9:06 PM GMT
    Marshi said"Hello there, kind sir! Would you like to engage in some sexual acts with me?"
    maybe that will work...maybe try it tonight....having dinner with a couple friends and their friends i have not met yeticon_biggrin.gif
  • jgymnast733

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    Nov 29, 2009 9:22 PM GMT
    I prefer to seduce with my eyes, but everyone happends to notice my body first and as i walk away it's the ass...Most guys go after the ass these days..
  • drypin

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    Nov 29, 2009 9:43 PM GMT
    1) compliments... the more authentic sounding the better.

    2) body language... leaning towards him, nonaggressive but not overly cautious touching, first quickly, then lingering if the other doesn't seem put off by it

    3) smile... only a few people look less attractive when they smile, for most of us it enhances the eyes and shows the other person we enjoy spending time with them

    4) show interest... if the guy wants to talk about a football game, work, his stamp collecting hobby, ask open ended questions that encourage him to continue, but that are hopefully relevant based on what he has already said.

    4a) listen... when the guy is talking, don't hum along to the Rihanna song playing on the loudspeakers, don't think about how good your Xstacy/meth buzz is this time. listen, and show him that you're getting his message.

    5) move it forward. unless you've found your new best friend, it's time to kiss the bloke. At this point, you've had your hands on him several times, hopefully he's done the same to you, you're standing/sitting very close to each other. Assuming it's appropriate for your location, now lean in and let it happen. Just like in Hitch... you go 3/4s of the way. Or maybe you prefer to go the whole way. Or maybe you tell him first that you'd really like to kiss him. Or you let your eyes flicker back and forth between his eyes and his mouth. Probably the first kiss won't include tongue... or not much anyway.

    If you get this far, I don't need to help you any further... you've got it going on.
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    Nov 29, 2009 10:10 PM GMT
    hmmm...are you guys talking pick up lines or actual seduction?

    great tips, drypin.
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    Nov 29, 2009 10:17 PM GMT
    I never tried seduction until after I'd met the guy and we'd been chatting for awhile. In other words, ice already broken.

    Wait for a sense that he's interested.
    Move in a little closer beside him.
    Sit side by side chatting.
    Very slowly turn and touch my nose to the outside curve of his ear.
    Then turn away slightly and continue chatting.


    Why did that usually work so well? I haven't a clue.

    -Doug (big sigh as I worry about Bill in bed with flu)
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    Nov 29, 2009 10:39 PM GMT
    Smile, listen, touch, flirt, touch, flirt, push him up against the wall and kiss him, grab his arse... mmm thats how it went with the last guy I seduced anyway
  • GQjock

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    Nov 29, 2009 10:48 PM GMT
    While I would never waste my time on a str8 man
    Who has the time or patience
    I thought this was funny

    Oh and to get a guy into bed?
    Compliments .... Compliments icon_cool.gif

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  • drypin

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    Nov 29, 2009 11:09 PM GMT
    Hi Doug. Thanks for the compliment, and sorry to hear about Bill. I'm sending some psychic chicken soup.
    -Jim
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    Nov 29, 2009 11:53 PM GMT
    i dunno, would handing him $300 work ?
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    Nov 30, 2009 12:07 AM GMT
    Most of my past cruising had been in gay clubs & bars. I'd first establish eye contact. Then I'd devise a situation where he could hear my voice. I might take a cell phone call, faked if necessary, or speak directly to him, the usual stranger's bar talk. I also wore my biker leathers, riding my motorcycle to a place whenever I could. Man, do some guys love black leathers, and knowing you've got a bike outside!

    Many men find my deep voice to be sexy, and I interest them on that alone. Gawd knows my looks these days won't attract anyone, but earlier this decade when I was single I wasn't such an old troll, at least not enough to scare them off.

    Point is, I used what few strengths I had, in my case my radio voice, my eyes, my genuine biker clothes (leather posers never look authentic and always make me laugh). What're your own strengths that could be attractive? Use them!
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    Nov 30, 2009 12:10 AM GMT
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  • Acorns

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    Nov 30, 2009 12:12 AM GMT
    ^ Best advice yet son!
  • Celticmusl

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    Nov 30, 2009 12:22 AM GMT
    "It's hot in here, did you just turn the heat up? I'm taking off my shirt"....a little while later...."my pants are chaffing me..." etc etc "Uh oh, while taking off my pants I must have tripped and fallen on top of you, penetrating your bodice with an appendage" blah blah blah.
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    Nov 30, 2009 12:24 AM GMT
    How to seduce a Man. Six secrets!