First off, my mom is funny, so don't even mock her. But she got me:
A robe (one size fits all so that means the sleeves are 3 inches too short)
Slippers that are one size too small (she said that they are open back so my feet can fit off the back)
Pajama pants (too short again :shock
And some bottles that she literally found back in the woods and she thought I'd like...
Apparently, my mom thinks I am still 11 because that is the last time I wore size 12 shoes or could fit in "one size fits all" clothing.
And also, she told me she ordered me a pipe as a "joke" to match the robe. I'm going to teach her a lesson and get lung cancer. Teenage rebellion at 25!