So which holiday song do you hate.

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    Nov 29, 2009 10:36 PM GMT
    For me it's "Blue Christmas"
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    Nov 29, 2009 11:36 PM GMT
    I don't know that I have a holiday song that I hate but I have rewritten a couple of them:
    You know the one "oh the weather outside is frightful
    but the fire is so delightful" etc.
    My version;
    "well the weather outside is nippy
    and my nose is really drippy
    So hand me that hanky please,
    gotta sneeze, gotta sneeze, gotta sneeze".

    I rewrote the entire thing, but I'd have to back a number of years worth of writing to find it.
  • Acorns

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    Nov 29, 2009 11:38 PM GMT
    All of them

    Or at least most.
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    Nov 29, 2009 11:39 PM GMT
    That Paul McCartney (or is it Wings?) crap: Simply Having A Wonderful Christmas Time.

  • HndsmKansan

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    Nov 29, 2009 11:45 PM GMT
    I don't "hate" any Christmas carol. Inappropriate term. I dislike the same
    carol that Jonathon above mentions plus another one that I really don't like is "Blue Christmas" by Elvis.. Ick.
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    Nov 29, 2009 11:47 PM GMT
    Acorns saidAll of them

    Or at least most.


    I second the (e)motion. icon_rolleyes.gif

    And it's because they've worn the hell out of them by Dec 1st!!!

    Also, I have a special place in Hell set aside for Madonna and her version of "Santa Baby" which is pure, unadulerated shit, compared to Eartha Kitt.
    Sounds like she was trying to channel "Betty Boop"... another famous person she should never try to emulate.icon_exclaim.gif
  • drypin

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    Nov 30, 2009 12:05 AM GMT
    By Xmas I CANNOT listen to The Nutcracker Suite for one more minute.
  • jeffreyr

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    Nov 30, 2009 12:20 AM GMT
    Blondizgd saidFor me it's "Blue Christmas"


    Same here, i just makes me think of porky the pig's version. . .
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    Nov 30, 2009 12:24 AM GMT
    jprichva saidRudolph The Red Nose Fucking Reindeer.
    Frosty the Demon From Hell Snowman
    The Little Coke Whore Drummer Boy
    I Saw Mommy Kissing Some Filthy Homeless Guy in a Santa Claus Suit
    We Need A Little Christmas Like We Need A New Sexually-Transmitted Disease
    I'll Be Home For Christmas With Your Replacement, Bitch

    Ever considered changing your screen name to jpgrinchva? LOL!

    What I hate are lame attempts to modernize classic carols & songs with an inappropriate jazzed-up rhythm or other nontraditional treatment. Also any silly novelty songs, that are about as warm & holiday-like as a bad TV commercial jingle.
  • Celticmusl

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    Nov 30, 2009 12:32 AM GMT
    We three clods from Omaha are
    Spending Christmas Eve in a car
    Driving, drinking,
    Glasses clinking,
    Who needs a lousy bar?

    Ohh...
    Drink to Charlie. Drink to Paul
    Drink to friends we can't recall
    Swerving, speeding
    Signs unheeding
    Drink to anything at all

    We three clods are feeling no pain
    Drunk as skunks with booze on the brain
    Senses losing
    'Til we're cruising
    Into a wrong way lane

    Ohh...
    Drink to Melvin. Drink to Fred
    Drink to those two trucks ahead
    Headlights flashing
    Screeching, crashing
    Drink till they pronounce us dead
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    Nov 30, 2009 12:37 AM GMT
    Feliz Navidad.......hurl!
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    Nov 30, 2009 12:43 AM GMT
    I endured Frosty the Snowman in a very small room today. Couldn"t get out of the small space fast enough! icon_evil.gif
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    Nov 30, 2009 12:44 AM GMT
    I saw Momma Kissing Santa Clause
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    Nov 30, 2009 12:54 AM GMT
    We Wish You A Merry Christmas

    I've heard it WAY too many times for it to be bearable...

    ...

    and people always sing that song with false happiness. Enough with the fake expressions.
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    Nov 30, 2009 1:13 AM GMT
    wow - glad to see I'm not the only one here that is just SICK TO DEATH of most of these songs... even before December.

    I have a special hate for Little Drummer Boy. Hmmm... Wasn't Drummer a leather magazine?!! icon_twisted.gif

    I don't mind many of the 'classic' versions of the songs from the 30s-50s, but all the horrific contemporary remakes are... good god! why??!! Do we REALLY need wailing diva versions of EVERYTHING?!?!

    fullstop.
  • Webster666

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    Nov 30, 2009 1:32 AM GMT
    It's a virtual tie between "Little Drummer Boy" and "Twelve Days of Christmas."
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    Nov 30, 2009 1:36 AM GMT
    i hate the dolly parton kenny rogers one, i 4got what its called but its annoying
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    Nov 30, 2009 1:36 AM GMT
    I like almost all Christmas music but in moderation (like ANY music). I agree with others though, on Wonderful Christmas Time by Paul McCartney and The Little Drummer Boy (although the Smurfs had a decent version when I was a kid, haha).
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    Nov 30, 2009 1:50 AM GMT
    a toss up between felize navidad and blue christmas

    whenever i hear either i want to go postal!!!
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    Nov 30, 2009 1:56 AM GMT
    jprichva saidRudolph The Red Nose Fucking Reindeer.
    Frosty the Demon From Hell Snowman
    The Little Coke Whore Drummer Boy
    I Saw Mommy Kissing Some Filthy Homeless Guy in a Santa Claus Suit
    We Need A Little Christmas Like We Need A New Sexually-Transmitted Disease
    I'll Be Home For Christmas With Your Replacement, Bitch


    JP stop making Christmas all sexy icon_redface.gif
  • Space_Cowboy_...

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    Nov 30, 2009 1:57 AM GMT
    Noooooooo I love Christmas songs icon_cry.gif


    BUT I Do hate felize navidad. It's not even an O.G. Christmas songicon_evil.gif
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    Nov 30, 2009 2:49 AM GMT

    The Christmas Shoes

    I HATE this damned song!

    Specifically made to be a tear jerker, but it just ends up annoying the crap out of me.

    "And I want her to look beautiful, if Mama meets Jesus.....tonight."

    GAH!!!!icon_rolleyes.gif
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    Nov 30, 2009 2:55 AM GMT
    All of them. I did swing choir + piano lessons + holiday drama group. We started rehearsing in October.
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    Nov 30, 2009 3:10 AM GMT
    ANYTHING 'sung' by Amy Grant...icon_evil.gif
  • VinBaltimore

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    Nov 30, 2009 3:31 AM GMT
    I have to go with that Christmas Shoes one as well. Can't change
    the station fast enough when it comes on.