A WTH! clip for Monday morning (code words: assault rifle, grudge rape)

  • NickoftheNort...

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    Nov 30, 2009 4:50 PM GMT
    From eBaum's World, we have this gem (the "good" part starts at 3:15):



    He's cute, the idea sounds pornorific, but his current conception of it seems a bit...off.
  • drypin

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    Nov 30, 2009 5:10 PM GMT
    Huh. Seems to me driving a couple pieces of broken bottle into a silicon dildo would achieve the same thing for 1/20th the price... though of course, if he's still aggressive the rounds you let go on his ass won't leave him crying.
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    Nov 30, 2009 5:12 PM GMT
    Holly pistol-whip Batman.

    Its good know I'm not the only one who is going to shove his gun up your ass if you break into my house.

    Hey: stop right there, drop your pant, turn around, bend over!
  • drypin

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    Nov 30, 2009 5:21 PM GMT
    At least now we understand why he just had to buy the optional handle at the store. He likes to do more than fire that sweet thing!
  • Marshi

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    Nov 30, 2009 7:40 PM GMT
    he was so excited and half out of breath that entire time. i thought he was going to orgasm at the end.
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    Nov 30, 2009 7:44 PM GMT
    hot guy on meth with big gun ......
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    Nov 30, 2009 10:27 PM GMT
    Now that is some "Class A Shit" brotha! OMG - why does someone feel the need to own a gun like that especially if his primary offense with it is used as a dildo! What a kink.
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    Nov 30, 2009 11:57 PM GMT
    What a freakin whack job. I agree MM23, he's on something...
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    Dec 01, 2009 12:10 AM GMT
    At least he tweezed his Unibrow.

    But apparently he has no cock.
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    Dec 01, 2009 12:12 AM GMT
    An opponent is highly unlikely to sit still while you shove a rifle barrel up his ass. This is lunacy.
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    Dec 01, 2009 12:24 AM GMT
    Red_Vespa saidAn opponent is highly unlikely to sit still while you shove a rifle barrel up his ass. This is lunacy.


    Should it really surprise you? After all, it's obvious the guy is making up for the fact that he has no cock. You can tell, because the muzzle of the weapon has....

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    A COMPENSATOR!!!!!!!!

    (I love a good gun pun!)
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    Dec 01, 2009 12:25 AM GMT
    wow...why is he so out of breath?
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    Dec 01, 2009 12:30 AM GMT
    With a loaded magazine in the well and waving the gun around with his finger on the trigger, hopefully he'll pop himself in the head before he endangers anyone else.
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    Dec 01, 2009 12:32 AM GMT
    zeebyaboi said
    Red_Vespa saidAn opponent is highly unlikely to sit still while you shove a rifle barrel up his ass. This is lunacy.


    Should it really surprise you? After all, it's obvious the guy is making up for the fact that he has no cock. You can tell, because the muzzle of the weapon has....

    Wait for it....





    A COMPENSATOR!!!!!!!!

    (I love a good gun pun!)


    Actually I believe it's a flash suppressor. But that's a good pun as well.
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    Dec 01, 2009 1:12 AM GMT
    rkyjockdn said
    zeebyaboi said
    Red_Vespa saidAn opponent is highly unlikely to sit still while you shove a rifle barrel up his ass. This is lunacy.


    Should it really surprise you? After all, it's obvious the guy is making up for the fact that he has no cock. You can tell, because the muzzle of the weapon has....

    Wait for it....





    A COMPENSATOR!!!!!!!!

    (I love a good gun pun!)


    Actually I believe it's a flash suppressor. But that's a good pun as well.


    I thought a flash suppressor would be longer and more closed on the sides. I've fired AR15's, and there's no way they had any flash suppression, even though they had the same configuration at the muzzle. But I could be wrong...
  • Webster666

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    Dec 01, 2009 1:26 AM GMT
    Nut jobs like this are the reason so many of us want stricter gun laws.

    I honestly can't remember ever reading about someone actually being at home when somebody broke in, and the homeowner actually defending his home and family from the intruder.

    Meth + Paranoia + a Gun = a (sooner or later) Dead Gun Owner
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    Dec 01, 2009 4:53 AM GMT
    Webster666 saidNut jobs like this are the reason so many of us want stricter gun laws.

    I honestly can't remember ever reading about someone actually being at home when somebody broke in, and the homeowner actually defending his home and family from the intruder.

    Meth + Paranoia + a Gun = a (sooner or later) Dead Gun Owner


    Well, I don't do meth or other drugs, but I did once have someone break into a home I was living in, in Hollywood in 1995. I was renting the house from a friend at the time.
    Anyway, I was asleep, it was about 2AM, and I'm awakened by the sound of glass shattering in the kitchen. I get up, grab my old .38 revolver, and go into the kitchen just in time to see some young guy climbing through my window and into my house!

    I yelled something (I don't remember what) and levelled the gun at him. He saw me drawing down on him, and he LEAPED right out that window so fast I almost laughed! By the time I got the door open to chase him, he was already at the end of the block and running like the wind!

    So, now you can say you've heard of someone who actually defended his home, with a gun, from an intruder.