How can I keep a hard on?

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    Dec 01, 2009 12:58 AM GMT
    Like for 3 minutes with no sex partner, no porn no anything.
  • Acorns

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    Dec 01, 2009 12:59 AM GMT
    Think Dirty.

    That's like the only thing you can do without any of the above.

    --why? lol
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    Dec 01, 2009 1:06 AM GMT
    What happens at the end of 3 minutes?
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    Dec 01, 2009 1:18 AM GMT

    *Ok, Charlie, cum sit on auntie GiGi's lap* There is this blank space in the middle of your head....in your case, a very very very wide blank space. In this space nothing bad from life can enter, only the good stuff. Like: your favorite ice cream, your teachers, your pals from school, and your favorite TOYS. When you're alone and bored with no porn or naughty magazines, you can go to this place in your head and PLAY with any of your mentors or playmates or all of them for three minutes or for as long as you want. This place is called your imagination.
    .............................dr_manhattan_dick.jpg
    .............................

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    Dec 01, 2009 1:41 AM GMT
    Look in the mirror ?? ew, sorry, that is kinda worped I guessicon_eek.gif
  • silverfox

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    Dec 01, 2009 1:42 AM GMT
    Cialus? Viagra?
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    Dec 01, 2009 2:03 AM GMT
    Can't be up for more then three minutes? Ouch! icon_razz.gif
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    Dec 01, 2009 2:11 AM GMT
    jprichva saidYou can keep mine for as long as you like.
    I haven't had any real use for it in years.


    You are killing me JP. Always great comments and cute face (reserve the word handsome)icon_biggrin.gif
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    Dec 01, 2009 2:12 AM GMT
    How do you keep from staying hard would be my problem. I tend to stay hard for hours even after release. When I get a hard on I have to avoid people.
  • Celticmusl

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    Dec 01, 2009 2:13 AM GMT
    Hmmmm...find a bf. I dont think my ex ever saw me soft.
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    Dec 01, 2009 2:14 AM GMT
    Listen the musics
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    Dec 01, 2009 2:22 AM GMT
    wear a cockring and jack off like there is no tomorrow
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    Dec 01, 2009 2:31 AM GMT
    Great sex is 80% in the mind. If your feeling it there, a hard on should soon follow and stay around while your enjoying the thought!!!! At least that's how mine works. Don't u get hard when seeing a beautiful well built (hung) looking girl (guy)? I certainly do!!!
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    Dec 01, 2009 2:32 AM GMT
    Charlitos....iz dat yu?
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    Dec 01, 2009 2:37 AM GMT
    charlito, your a trip !!! I don't believe for a minute that you cannot keep a hard on for 3 minutes without the partner or porn, Hell, turn your chair toward and mirror and watch your cock as you stroke that thing !!! it'll stay up !!!!
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    Dec 01, 2009 2:41 AM GMT
    Maybe he is trying to make a mold of his dick? Meaning he can't play with it or look at it, etc.

    If this is the case... play with that little bumhole of yours.
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    Dec 01, 2009 2:41 AM GMT
    Sounds like someone may be making a cast mold of their penis.
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    Dec 01, 2009 2:43 AM GMT
    badcat saidSounds like someone may be making a cast mold of their penis.


    ahahaha that's what I'm thinking
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    Dec 01, 2009 2:43 AM GMT
    hardguy7 saidDon't u get hard when seeing a beautiful well built looking girl?

    uhhh...no .... icon_rolleyes.gif .... ex vi termini
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    Dec 01, 2009 2:44 AM GMT
    Cock ring
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    Dec 01, 2009 2:48 AM GMT
    I think I know what someone's bf is getting for Xmas.
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    Dec 01, 2009 2:48 AM GMT
    this just has to be a comedy thread icon_biggrin.gif
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    Dec 01, 2009 2:55 AM GMT
    Celticmusl saidHmmmm...find a bf. I dont think my ex ever saw me soft.


    You sound like my ex. Lol. I'm not sure how he ever got a chance to wee wee.
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    Dec 01, 2009 3:37 AM GMT
    I usually keep my hard on using the straps at the bottom. It's frustrating to find a hard that fits, I have a large head.

    H505.jpg

    I thought I was alone in my usage of "hard" for "helmet"
  • Acorns

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    Dec 01, 2009 3:39 AM GMT
    ^Priceless.