Zombie Invasion Plans?

  • Little_Spoon

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    Dec 02, 2009 7:31 AM GMT
    Got any?
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    Dec 02, 2009 7:59 AM GMT
    I told my friends I wanted to go to Wal-Mart but then again I'd probably die immediately because thousands of them would be there trying to defend themselves icon_sad.gif
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    Dec 02, 2009 12:19 PM GMT
    *nods* I'm totally going all leather, machete, guns, awesomely sexy boots, a motorbike and will be totally hard arsed and dispassionate..

    I'll be killing anything thats in my way, I'll be totally awesome about it and I'm gonna look freakin hot!

    Hopefully there will be a delicious little red number in there too!
  • Timbales

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    Dec 02, 2009 12:27 PM GMT
    I have a stock of emergency supplies, ammo, machetes and Purell in a defend-able location.
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    Dec 02, 2009 3:59 PM GMT
    It depends on the type of zombie. If its the original walking, loud moaning zombie, I'd walk away.
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    Dec 02, 2009 4:03 PM GMT
    I'd probably keep moving, avoid buildings, and hide inside of boxes.

    I think I'd last about two weeks.
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    Dec 02, 2009 4:17 PM GMT
    I am intently watching this thread and buying an economy sized bucket of lube.
  • AtxBobOmb

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    Dec 02, 2009 4:21 PM GMT
    I'm thinking a grappling hook, guns, an some more cardio ( I don't have to be fast, just faster than you. Lol). Everyone also somhow manages to get ahold of an am transmitter/ radio.
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    Dec 02, 2009 4:23 PM GMT
    MunchingZombie saidI am intently watching this thread and buying an economy sized bucket of lube.


    Sounds like a plan.
  • NickoftheNort...

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    Dec 02, 2009 4:28 PM GMT
    Organize the National Zombie Domestication program, a la Fido:



    Day of the Dead set up this possibility with the mad doctor's partially successful experimentation.

    Barring that, I'd try to organize a group to take over a college campus, fortify it, and set up a survivors' colony. I might hesitate in setting up and implementing the Redeker plan though.
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    Dec 02, 2009 6:29 PM GMT
    MunchingZombie saidI am intently watching this thread and buying an economy sized bucket of lube.


    I'll invade.
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    Dec 02, 2009 6:30 PM GMT
    MunchingZombie saidI am intently watching this thread and buying an economy sized bucket of lube.


    I've been thinking about getting my friend Mitchell one of those for Christmas.


    I wonder how he'll react. icon_lol.gif
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    Dec 02, 2009 6:34 PM GMT
    ...ass zombie


    hmm that may only work with pirate....nah it works.
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    Dec 02, 2009 6:38 PM GMT
    hahahahaha, i love love love this thread already.....

    and yes, my friends and i actually talked about this, we were going to take refuge at a local bank building (brick/stone/mortar structure), bring out my friend's artillery out of storage, lots of flammable items/chemicals, food, and medical supplies.

    there's also a local US Armory, we're gonna take over that one too :-D
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    Dec 02, 2009 6:41 PM GMT
    lilTanker said*nods* I'm totally going all leather, machete, guns, awesomely sexy boots, a motorbike and will be totally hard arsed and dispassionate..

    I'll be killing anything thats in my way, I'll be totally awesome about it and I'm gonna look freakin hot!

    Hopefully there will be a delicious little red number in there too!


    Leather, sexy boots, a motorbike...oh myicon_lol.gificon_redface.gif
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    Dec 02, 2009 6:41 PM GMT
    I'm on team Jacob so I think I'm safe.
  • Fusion98102

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    Dec 02, 2009 6:49 PM GMT
    I posted this in another thread once, but it is, ironically, appropriate yet again...

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  • Timbales

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    Dec 02, 2009 7:08 PM GMT
    my back-up plan involves Ryan Reynolds, Tom Welling, me, an inflatable kiddie pool and 5 gallons of extra virgin olive oil
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    Dec 02, 2009 7:13 PM GMT
    Die?
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    Dec 02, 2009 7:18 PM GMT
    Bring it ON!
    I'll be packing a machete, a sawed off double barrel and pump action shotguns. I'll be ready to blow zombie heads off!! "Woo hoo!!"
    Zombies move slow (so I hear) and will make great targets for my back hook-kicks.
    (There's a very, very cranky Mexican in me that loves sanctioned violence)
    I'll be riding bitch on a motorcycle, slashing and shooting as we go... I think Eric Bana should be driving... ohhhh yeah!
  • Acorns

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    Dec 02, 2009 9:03 PM GMT
    Fuck yes!

    I dare not go into detail for it would take an entire day.
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    Dec 02, 2009 9:39 PM GMT
    You know, the two things I think about whenever I'm in a new place are (1) where's the best possible place to be in case of nuclear attack and (2) what's my zombie survival plan? So I've thought over this a great deal.

    Frankly, I'm most likely screwed, depending on what kind of zombies they are. If they're the slow moving type, I've got a better chance. I live on the top floor so obviously the hardest part will be getting out of the building (my apartment isn't particularly secure enough--weak door and too many windows that open onto the roof). Now, I'm assuming the likeliest scenario is that the zombies will be coming up the stairwell, so obviously I'll want to avoid that. I'll move down the building by dropping from balcony to balcony until I'm at the bottom floor (or until I've slipped and fallen and killed myself) and then make my way out the building courtyard to the nearby river, which I'll follow until I come to the northern edge of town (my nearest exit point from the city). I'll start making my way north until I hit the Georgian border, at which point I'll tell the border guards what's going down since they're the nearest folks with weapons.

    Now, if it's the fast moving variety, things become significantly more difficult. Obviously the stairwell is out, but likely so is the balcony option, since those fuckers can climb. My best strategy in this case will be to hide until they've come and looked through the apartment. I've got this perfect space in my couch that I can hide in and that no zombie would look. It's not under the couch, but is in fact a space for storage between the cushions and the bottom of the couch, and once tucked away a zombie would not see me even if it looked under the couch. Also, the cushion is heavy and takes some knowledge of how to work it to get it to open up, so they'd probably not get it. Once they left I would obviously wait for several hours to be sure that they were gone and wait until the light started to go; that way I'd be able to peek out the windows with minimal risk of detection. Then, the next day (bad idea to travel at night with fast moving zombies) after ensuring that the zombies have fairly well abandoned my section I'd take the same route as above. Unfortunately, it's likely they'd have reached the border by that time and I'd be unable to get to the guns; I'd try anyway, and if I found it impossible I'd likely find the nearest overrun base, stock myself up on weapons, find a secluded village that either hadn't been overrun or was already abandoned by the zombies, and hole up until it's likely that they'd starved to death.

    Unfortunately, at this point I'm missing a primary tool: a machete. I'm not a big fan of guns in the zombie apocalypse, nor chainsaws, because you either run out of bullets or you run out of gas. Really, what you want is an incredibly sharp machete or sword, something that will go clean through the head or neck without getting stuck. I, unfortunately, still don't have one but I should really invest in one; otherwise all I've got is a tiny little axe that would almost surely get stuck in the first body it was chopped into.
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    Dec 02, 2009 9:44 PM GMT
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    this should help too :-D
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    Dec 02, 2009 9:58 PM GMT
    Well, if it happens on a Sunday, I have big signs with directions to local churches advertising FREE BRUNCHES!!!
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    Dec 03, 2009 1:48 AM GMT
    MunchingZombie saidI am intently watching this thread and buying an economy sized bucket of lube.

    Okies my new plan is to offer my self up to Munchies *nods* erm.. totally not cause of the lube of course *looks shifty*