Ass pinching

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    Dec 02, 2009 3:55 PM GMT
    The other day I was in one of our local supermarkets minding my own business doing my shopping. I was in the beverage isle. When I bent over to get a bag of coffee someone pinched my ass. The supprise caused me to drop the bag on the floor and by the time I reached down to get it and stand up who ever did it was long gone. The store was very busy and there were a lot of people around so I couldn't tell who might have done it.

    So by now your saying BFD (big fucking deal) he got his ass pinched he should be flattered. Well I'm not. I would expect this to happen in a gay bar, club or even the gym but never in the supermarket. I was wearing loose fitting sweats and a tee shirt. It's not like I was asking for it. Am I making too much out of this? I mean I have had it pinched before. Several times. Mostly by my boyfriend. I'd like some opinions.
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    Dec 02, 2009 4:53 PM GMT
    There are certain places where you expect people to keep their hands to themselves. I think the grocery store is one of them.
  • drypin

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    Dec 02, 2009 4:55 PM GMT
    I would blame it on the ass in question. Some are just too irresistible.
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    Dec 02, 2009 5:02 PM GMT
    Please post a pic of the ass in question.
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    Dec 02, 2009 5:03 PM GMT
    It was probably a woman.

    Crazy bitches.
  • JP85257

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    Dec 02, 2009 5:05 PM GMT
    drypin saidI would blame it on the ass in question. Some are just too irresistible.


    unfounded7 saidPlease post a pic of the ass in question.


    Quoted for truth.
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    Dec 02, 2009 7:11 PM GMT
    It was probably some little old lady that wanted to get her kicks. icon_lol.gif

    Or it was some little kid that likes to pinch. Some kids (usually toddlers) go through a pinching phase.

    Or it was some horny guy or girl that wanted to cop a feel. If that's the case, then yeah I'd be little ticked. Regardless if it was a bar or at the market, I think pinching someone's ass is kinda trashy.
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    Dec 02, 2009 7:16 PM GMT
    xrichx saidOr it was some little kid that likes to pinch. Some kids (usually toddlers) go through a pinching phase.

    Actually I have been pinched by little kids who were riding in supermarket carts. But I doubt they could reach down to a bent-over butt.

    In fact, I was butt pinched in a gay club by someone I know last night. Well, it my case not quite a pinch, since it required both his hands to accomplish it, but the same sentiment.
  • JP85257

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    Dec 02, 2009 8:44 PM GMT
    Maybe the pinching bandit is Italian. For us its just a reflex.
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    Dec 02, 2009 9:14 PM GMT
    kscott6671 saidThe other day I was in one of our local supermarkets minding my own business doing my shopping. I was in the beverage isle. When I bent over to get a bag of coffee someone pinched my ass. The supprise caused me to drop the bag on the floor and by the time I reached down to get it and stand up who ever did it was long gone. The store was very busy and there were a lot of people around so I couldn't tell who might have done it.

    So by now your saying BFD (big fucking deal) he got his ass pinched he should be flattered. Well I'm not. I would expect this to happen in a gay bar, club or even the gym but never in the supermarket. I was wearing loose fitting sweats and a tee shirt. It's not like I was asking for it. Am I making too much out of this? I mean I have had it pinched before. Several times. Mostly by my boyfriend. I'd like some opinions.


    Yeah I think it is very disrespectful to randomly pinch someone's ass, even in a gay club. Being Gay does not give you the right to grope a guy when ever you feel it necessary.
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    Dec 02, 2009 9:22 PM GMT
    I blame it on there being huge crowds in Independence, Missouri, where ass pinchers can easily blend into the crowd after executing their dirty deed.
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    Dec 02, 2009 9:37 PM GMT
    You must be one of the waist benders. It's like you forgot god gave you knees. If you are sticking it out then it’s out for the grab'n.

    ...but use your knees when bending over to get something. 1) If someone is passing by they don't have to say excuse me, 2) or they don't have to wait for you to move your ass out of the way. It's just a matter of proper form.

    People tend to think they’re the only ones walking the planet. So the jerk that pinched you sweet ass took some selfish liberties but it would not have happen if you did not practice a more modest approach to bending. This also applies to those of us who dress like sluts and get our panties in a not if we get objectified.

    Don't titillate if you don't wish to get a response; negative or positive.
  • coolarmydude

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    Dec 02, 2009 9:53 PM GMT
    I did it!!

    Watchu gonna do bout it?
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    Dec 02, 2009 9:55 PM GMT
    Don't listen to CoolArmyDude....it was me!!!! icon_twisted.gif
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    Dec 02, 2009 9:58 PM GMT
    coolarmydude saidI did it!!

    Watchu gonna do bout it?


    I can think of several things and you would like them all. icon_biggrin.gif
  • coolarmydude

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    Dec 02, 2009 9:58 PM GMT
    No soulman. you're the one that tried to thumb his pucker.
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    Dec 02, 2009 10:00 PM GMT
    kscott6671 said

    I can think of several things and you would like them all. icon_biggrin.gif


  • Acorns

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    Dec 02, 2009 10:02 PM GMT
    coolarmydude said
    kscott6671 said

    I can think of several things and you would like them all. icon_biggrin.gif




    That be me, but I don't scream like that... at least I hope.
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    Dec 02, 2009 10:12 PM GMT
    I donno...honestly I probably would've been flattered myself...esp if they were cute. But yea, that's mighty ballsy of whoever did it!
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    Dec 02, 2009 10:13 PM GMT
    id be afraid to pinch ur ass...
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    Dec 02, 2009 10:34 PM GMT
    I wouldn't have pinched it........but I'd have thought about it! My style would have been to brush by it and say, "Oh, uh, sorry man." But I would have enjoyed it just the same. If I had been in your shoes (on the receiving end) I would have said (only if the guy was hot) "Hey - don't run away.......aren't you even going to leave your phone number?"icon_cool.gif
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    Dec 02, 2009 10:50 PM GMT
    Count the number of times you've had your ass pinched in pubic. Multiply by the duration in days the bruise endured. If your product is less than two, count yourself one of the lucky fuckers who gets pinched in public with no bruises. It's rarer than getting struck by lightning.
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    Dec 02, 2009 10:53 PM GMT
    I believe my own ass has never been pinched. It has pinched a loaf or two, though.
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    Dec 02, 2009 10:58 PM GMT
    I have a strong sense of person space, so I don't think it's that kosher. But, it does beat them following you around just staring at your ass for a half hour!
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    Dec 03, 2009 12:47 AM GMT


    Were you in the produce aisle... maybe the perp thought they were two pefect melons and he was checking if they were ripe.

    BTW where do you shop and when???