It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia: Bear or Twink, what are you?

  • Melos

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    Dec 03, 2009 4:46 PM GMT


    So what are you, a bear or a twink? icon_razz.gif
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    Dec 03, 2009 6:13 PM GMT
    a bear, obviously (sarcasm).

    Love that show. Makes me almost piss myself laughing
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    Dec 03, 2009 6:28 PM GMT
    omg i loved this video when i first saw it. awww...nostalgia.
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    Dec 03, 2009 8:11 PM GMT
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    Dec 03, 2009 8:23 PM GMT
    I'm a bear.
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    Dec 03, 2009 8:26 PM GMT
    By those standards, lol i guess i'm a twink...definitely not a bear icon_neutral.gif

    That show, btw, fucking awesome. I usually end up crying i'm laughing so hard.
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    Dec 03, 2009 10:15 PM GMT
    I live in Canaduh so I can't view it, can anyone sum it up for me?

    I have friends who watch the show who like, I'll have to get into it at some point...
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    Dec 03, 2009 10:20 PM GMT
    Power Bear
  • jarhead5536

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    Dec 03, 2009 10:29 PM GMT
    I'll be the first to say that I'm a gracefully aging twink. I still look like I'm 28, and it actually pisses me off a lot...
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    Dec 03, 2009 10:35 PM GMT
    I'm a bear if i let it all grow in.

    It is a crime that I only found out about this show a month ago!!



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    Dec 03, 2009 10:38 PM GMT
    Funniest show!

    http://www.realjock.com/gayforums/672323/
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    Dec 03, 2009 10:39 PM GMT
    I have a HUGE crush on the actor that plays Dennis. Good grief
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    Dec 03, 2009 10:42 PM GMT
    I have a crush on MAC. He's hot in a dirty kinda way.
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    Dec 03, 2009 10:43 PM GMT
    TheIStrat saidI have a HUGE crush on the actor that plays Dennis. Good grief


    Honestly. I would get it on with Dennis, Mac AND Charlie.

    ... not Frank. who do i look like? ... the "waitress"?
  • Melos

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    Dec 03, 2009 10:43 PM GMT
    makavelli saidI live in Canaduh so I can't view it, can anyone sum it up for me?

    I have friends who watch the show who like, I'll have to get into it at some point...



    It's been awhile since I've seen the episode, but the premise is that Frank, Dennis, and Mac take a business man out to a strip club to make a business transaction in which they find out that the fellow is gay.

    Here is the script of the scene that I found online...


    Frank: You don't look like a gay guy.

    Dennis: Nah, that's because he's a bear.

    Mac: Huh?

    Dennis: He's a bear, you see some gay guys are twinks and other are bears, this gay guy is a bear, by the way we are totally cool with that, to each his own

    Frank: Wait i'm a little confused here, what's a twink?

    Dennis: Twink is small and slender, like mac.

    Mac: Whoa, no, I'm too muscular, I would be a bear.

    Dennis: Uhh, don't think so bro, not hairy enough.

    Frank: Smooth, now, i would be a bear.

    Dennis: No, no, i see, i don't think you'd be a bear either, as a matter of fact I don't know what you'd be, you're definitely not a twink.

    Frank: I'd be a top, that's for sure.

    Mac: Can a twink be a top, or is that reserved for bears?

    Dennis: I'm sure there's a great deal of switching back and forth but I think more often then not bears are tops, unless they happen to be power bottoms

    Frank: What's a power bottom?

    Mac: A power bottom is a bottom that is capable of receiving an enormous amount of power

    Dennis: Actually Mac, you've got it backwards, you see, the power bottom is actually generating the power by doing most of the work

    Frank: Does power have to do with size or strength of the bottom?

    Mac: Now Dennis, i heard speed has something to do with it.

    Dennis: Speed has everything to do with it, you see the speed of the bottom informs the top how much pressure he's supposed to apply, speeds the name of the game, right buddy?
  • Melos

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    Dec 03, 2009 10:44 PM GMT
    MeOhMy said
    TheIStrat saidI have a HUGE crush on the actor that plays Dennis. Good grief


    Honestly. I would get it on with Dennis, Mac AND Charlie.

    ... not Frank. who do i look like? ... the "waitress"?


    All I know is that I don't leave anywhere without my bang maid icon_twisted.gif
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    Dec 03, 2009 10:45 PM GMT
    I'm a big bearicon_cool.gif
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    Dec 03, 2009 10:46 PM GMT
    you got to pay the troll toll to get into that boy's hole


    Frank: "i think that rape scene went very well"
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    Dec 03, 2009 10:53 PM GMT
    Melos said
    MeOhMy said
    TheIStrat saidI have a HUGE crush on the actor that plays Dennis. Good grief


    Honestly. I would get it on with Dennis, Mac AND Charlie.

    ... not Frank. who do i look like? ... the "waitress"?


    All I know is that I don't leave anywhere without my bang maid icon_twisted.gif


    I'd do Charlie too. He's a little cutie. Especially in this...

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    But Dennis...WHOA, totally my type...except for the whole Sociopath thing he's got going on

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    Dec 03, 2009 10:53 PM GMT
    Fuuuck I loved Arrested Development, I have to start watching this then.
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    Dec 03, 2009 10:54 PM GMT
    TheIStrat said
    Melos said
    MeOhMy said
    TheIStrat saidI have a HUGE crush on the actor that plays Dennis. Good grief


    Honestly. I would get it on with Dennis, Mac AND Charlie.

    ... not Frank. who do i look like? ... the "waitress"?


    All I know is that I don't leave anywhere without my bang maid icon_twisted.gif


    I'd do Charlie too. He's a little cutie. Especially in this...

    1052383LG3862878917.jpg

    But Dennis...WHOA, totally my type...except for the whole Sociopath thing he's got going on

    Glenn%20Howerton%20underwear%20oct14.png


    Haha, the episode, "Dennis looks like a child molester" is AMAZING

    Dennis: "my chin is chiseled and noble.."
  • Melos

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    Dec 03, 2009 10:57 PM GMT
    makavelli saidFuuuck I loved Arrested Development, I have to start watching this then.


    It's a damn good show. I think the fifth season is almost over.
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    Dec 03, 2009 10:57 PM GMT
    And let's not forget the D.E.N.N.I.S. System for relationships with your significant others, boys...

    The basic steps to the system are:

    Demonstrate value
    Engage physically
    Nurture dependence
    Neglect emotionally
    Inspire hope
    Separate entirely
  • Paradigm_Shif...

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    Dec 03, 2009 11:08 PM GMT
    Its not always sunny in Philadelphia... Today was more partly cloudy....
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    Dec 04, 2009 12:29 AM GMT
    Charlie is adorable.