Introducing God Almighty.

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    Dec 03, 2009 11:07 PM GMT
    Ask and I will decide if you shall receive. But, be warned...

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    Dec 03, 2009 11:19 PM GMT
    Don't go outing me or I'll smite the fuck outta you and the horse you rode in on.
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    Dec 03, 2009 11:19 PM GMT
    Oh, so it was YOU who died on the cross to atone for my sins then, some two thousand years ago?

    No?

    Then you can't be the Almighty then. Sorry about that...
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    Dec 03, 2009 11:20 PM GMT
    Not your sins. Your sins are unforgivable. Now get a haircut before I add another sin to your already extensive list. And please wear pants, not pillowcases stolen from the no tell motel.
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    Dec 03, 2009 11:24 PM GMT
    how does one get godalmighty into bed? for.. ya know.. enlightenment and shit??
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    Dec 03, 2009 11:25 PM GMT
    Ah, it's you. I command you to pull down your pants and suckle your own penis. If you cannot do it, I'll remove a couple of your vertebrae to help you along. I've been waiting like forever to see this. MMmmmmmm hmmmmmm.
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    Dec 03, 2009 11:25 PM GMT
    It’s funny because it’s blasphemous.


    McGay wasn’t crucified enough?
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    Dec 03, 2009 11:27 PM GMT
    GodAlmighty saidAh, it's you. I command you to pull down your pants and suckle your own penis. If you cannot do it, I'll remove a couple of your vertebrae to help you along. I've been waiting like forever to see this. MMmmmmmm hmmmmmm.

    I can do it, vertebrae intact thank you.... Now enlighten me damn it!
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    Dec 03, 2009 11:27 PM GMT
    Laugh now, Saint Dustin, for there is no laughter in heaven. I have forbidden it.
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    Dec 03, 2009 11:28 PM GMT
    lilTanker said
    I can do it, vertebrae intact thank you.... Now enlighten me damn it!


    Abracadabra you are enlightened, now suck it, beotch!
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    Dec 03, 2009 11:28 PM GMT
    Methinks someone has seen "Bruce Almighty" too many times.
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    Dec 03, 2009 11:28 PM GMT
    I wanna walk with god.

    God, I bought us some Smittens. To keep our hands warm and together on those powdery white romantic walks through the park in winter, just me and God Almighty.
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    don't have to limit it to walking though, God. I'm open to suggestions.
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    Dec 03, 2009 11:30 PM GMT
    GodAlmighty said
    lilTanker said
    I can do it, vertebrae intact thank you.... Now enlighten me damn it!


    Abracadabra you are enlightened, now suck it, beotch!

    YAY.. although, I feel rather the same.. perhaps a little more dusty even
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    Dec 03, 2009 11:31 PM GMT
    Here's some news clown. I have not paid attention to one word you've said, in the park or out of the park. However, I did get a good glimpse of you going down on that special needs man in the wheelchair who couldn't escape behind the supermarket. There'll be hell to pay for you.
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    Dec 03, 2009 11:32 PM GMT
    lilTanker said
    GodAlmighty said
    lilTanker said
    I can do it, vertebrae intact thank you.... Now enlighten me damn it!


    Abracadabra you are enlightened, now suck it, beotch!

    YAY.. although, I feel rather the same.. perhaps a little more dusty even


    Asses to asses and dust to dust. I have spoken.
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    Dec 03, 2009 11:33 PM GMT
    Red_Vespa saidMethinks someone has seen "Bruce Almighty" too many times.


    How would you like it if I fused your legs to your little red scooter, Scooter?
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    Dec 03, 2009 11:34 PM GMT
    GodAlmighty saidHere's some news clown. I have not paid attention to one word you've said, in the park or out of the park. However, I did get a good glimpse of you going down on that special needs man in the wheelchair who couldn't escape behind the supermarket. There'll be hell to pay for you.


    Smite me harder.

    I likey.
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    Dec 03, 2009 11:35 PM GMT
    Hay guiz I herd ther wuz sum cumoshun in hur n` i thot i wuld chek it out!!
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    Dec 03, 2009 11:35 PM GMT
    Gimme some missionary position punk!
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    Dec 03, 2009 11:36 PM GMT
    "Dear GodAlmighty,

    This message has been generated by the RealJock system because I have hot listed you."

    Now you're getting the message, pussymouth.


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    Dec 03, 2009 11:37 PM GMT
    GodAlmighty saidGimme some missionary position punk!



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    Dec 03, 2009 11:38 PM GMT
    Oh, that poor man. I played a trick on him, told him he was my only son. He's not even my adopted son. Such a fool.
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    Dec 03, 2009 11:45 PM GMT
    GodAlmighty said"Dear GodAlmighty,

    This message has been generated by the RealJock system because I have hot listed you."

    Now you're getting the message, pussymouth.

    TPL (Tinkles Panties Laughing)

    hehehehe
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    Dec 03, 2009 11:46 PM GMT
    I can stop your bladder problems, y'know.
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    Dec 03, 2009 11:47 PM GMT
    GodAlmighty saidI can stop your bladder problems, y'know.

    Oh you already have dear.... you already have....