FIRST DATE...

  • masculumpedes

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    Dec 03, 2009 11:38 PM GMT
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    First dates can be difficult sometimes. What's your idea of the perfect date with a guy you're meeting for the very first time?
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    Dec 04, 2009 12:54 AM GMT
    jprichva saidIt involves rohypnol, chains, and a taser gun.

    so when is our date then??????? WHEN??????????
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    Dec 04, 2009 12:58 AM GMT
    hmm a visit to the local art museum then to dinner so that both parties can actually talk and get to know each other.
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    Dec 04, 2009 5:04 AM GMT
    jprichva saidIt involves rohypnol, chains, and a taser gun.


    You forgot chloroform.
  • Acorns

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    Dec 04, 2009 5:05 AM GMT
    Never actually have been on a date.

    I suppose dinner. hah.
  • Joeyphx444

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    Dec 04, 2009 5:13 AM GMT
    We both talk, instead of one person asking all the questions like an interview. nice dinner, maybe a walk in park or something outdoors if it's day time. Hug and a kiss at the end would be nice too

    I can't really say much cuz I have been on what seemed good dates. We talked about stuff we had in common, his body language was positive, not like he was uncomfortable being there but after the date, I never heard from him again. People are good actors these days. I just want a guy to be genuine and honest with me about things
  • Webster666

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    Dec 04, 2009 5:13 AM GMT
    Sex.
    The way he behaves before, during, and after, will tell me if I want to ever see him again for something else.
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    Dec 04, 2009 5:29 AM GMT
    Date? What the hell's a date?
  • drypin

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    Dec 04, 2009 8:54 AM GMT
    We talk about our plans for the holidays and maybe a dream or two for the future.

    He compliments me on my dinner. I tell him his choice of wine was superb.

    We retire to the living room with our wine glasses, which soon get forgotten.
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    Dec 04, 2009 8:57 AM GMT
    I love dates. I consider it a success if he touches my hand and it makes me tingle and smile. I miss that feeling.
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    Dec 04, 2009 11:30 AM GMT
    For me, the best first date ever started with meeting for the first time (after months of phone conversations). We went to a quiet booth in a good restaurant and held hands while doing a lot of talking and gazing into each others' eyes. Afterward, we went for a walk and shared our first kiss. The rest goes with me!

    The one thing I would forgoe on a first date is going to a movie, because you can't talk or look at each other very well. I prefer to go out and do something together.
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    Dec 04, 2009 12:34 PM GMT
    I meet him and he doesn't run away and we eat stuff and walk around and live happily ever after. The end.
  • Joeyphx444

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    Dec 04, 2009 10:49 PM GMT
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    Jmuscle33 saidWe both talk in spanglish, instead of one person asking all the questions like an interview. nice dinner at Taco Bell, maybe a walk in park or something outdoors if it's day time. if it's night time i wait for the Taco Bell to kick his stomach's ass and sit under his shitpipe waiting for the explosion all over my face. no scat=no more dates. Hug and a Dirty Sanchez at the end would be nice too

    I can't really say much cuz I have been on what seemed good dates. We talked about stuff we had in common (scat), his body language was positive (grabbing his stomach in pain), not like he was uncomfortable being there but after the date, I never heard from him again but that's because I tlkd 2 him lke i wuz txtng. People are good actors these days. I just want a guy to be genuine and honest with me about things


    At least you're honest. <3



    Wow you seem to really like Taco Bell. Don't use your own life's story in my post to make fun of me, it's kind of sad. Why don't you put a picture of your fat stupid self and see what happens. Why did you join this site? We have enough losers
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    Dec 04, 2009 11:59 PM GMT
    Sedative saidI meet him and he doesn't run away and we eat stuff and walk around and live happily ever after. The end.


    Marry me already!!!! No, seriously, I have several great Thai and Latino restaurants nearby to keep us fed.
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    Dec 05, 2009 12:07 AM GMT
    April 25th...it's not too hot, not too cold all you need is a light jacket

    Seriously though I wish some dude would ask me out and say....Wanna come climbing or ride dirt bikes or wrestle and then eat junk food and make out, after which we can go back to yours shower together and borrow one of your shirts to wear and leave my sweaty one behind for you to bury your face in and wack off to later icon_razz.gif

    Who ever decided that you can't get dirty or ever risk looking even slightly imperfect on a date
  • masculumpedes

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    Nov 03, 2010 1:19 AM GMT
    OK.....come on guys, let me hear from ya! icon_wink.gif
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    Nov 03, 2010 1:50 AM GMT
    Jmuscle33 said
    One______Mean______Goat said
    Jmuscle33 saidWe both talk in spanglish, instead of one person asking all the questions like an interview. nice dinner at Taco Bell, maybe a walk in park or something outdoors if it's day time. if it's night time i wait for the Taco Bell to kick his stomach's ass and sit under his shitpipe waiting for the explosion all over my face. no scat=no more dates. Hug and a Dirty Sanchez at the end would be nice too

    I can't really say much cuz I have been on what seemed good dates. We talked about stuff we had in common (scat), his body language was positive (grabbing his stomach in pain), not like he was uncomfortable being there but after the date, I never heard from him again but that's because I tlkd 2 him lke i wuz txtng. People are good actors these days. I just want a guy to be genuine and honest with me about things


    At least you're honest. <3



    Wow you seem to really like Taco Bell. Don't use your own life's story in my post to make fun of me, it's kind of sad. Why don't you put a picture of your fat stupid self and see what happens. Why did you join this site? We have enough losers


    I see the post was deleted, but I'm pretty sure he was just making a joke rather than being mean...
    I hope so anyway, because I laughed my ass off.

    My favorite first date included lunch, a day out snowboarding, and heading out to a concert where he joined me in a mosh pit. The date was a long one, but we hit it off really well. At the end of the day I wanted to do him. He wanted to do meth. Conflict of interests, lol.