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  • masculumpedes

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    Dec 05, 2009 8:22 AM GMT
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    I am a Man who has questions that need to be answered.

    Can you answer each of these questions? Do you have the answers?

    a: Are you just trying to get along in life?

    b: Are you sexy and people envy you?

    c: Do you think that one day THE SOUTH WILL RISE AGAIN?

    d: Have you ever been told that you are the best boyfriend ever?

    e: What are you doing right now?
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    Dec 05, 2009 8:44 AM GMT
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    I am a Man who has questions that need to be answered.

    Can you answer each of these questions? Do you have the answers?

    a: Are you just trying to get along in life?

    b: Are you sexy and people envy you?

    c: Do you think that one day THE SOUTH WILL RISE AGAIN?

    d: Have you ever been told that you are the best boyfriend ever?

    e: What are you doing right now?



    A: life? i don't even know what "life" really means... sigh... icon_confused.gif
    B: nope, an ugly one here. so i just envy the hot good-looking guys, also jealous of them. icon_redface.gif
    C: south? you mean impotent? well, have you tried viagra? icon_cool.gif
    D: i never had a bf in my whole life... how sad is that... icon_cry.gif
    E: right now? reading forums here. icon_lol.gif
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    Dec 05, 2009 8:45 AM GMT
    malefeet saidCan you answer each of these questions?
    Yes
    malefeet saidDo you have the answers?
    Of course I can

    malefeet saida: Are you just trying to get along in life?
    No, I'm trying to live my life.

    malefeet saidb: Are you sexy and people envy you?
    um... no, or at least I hope not, envy isn't a useful thing to feel towards another person.. although I don't think I'm particularly "sexy" although others have told me I am.. I'm never sure if they are just pulling my leg or being serious.

    malefeet saidc: Do you think that one day THE SOUTH WILL RISE AGAIN?
    Heavens no

    malefeet saidd: Have you ever been told that you are the best boyfriend ever?
    no, but I've only had one actual boyfriend, I didn't date before him and I haven't dated since him and he was sort of the same (although for different reasons)

    malefeet saide: What are you doing right now?
    Waiting for SGU Episode 10 to be released, watching a terrible movie, answering this post and thinking about what to have for dinner.
  • drypin

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    Dec 05, 2009 9:00 AM GMT
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    I am a Man who has questions that need to be answered.

    Can you answer each of these questions? Do you have the answers?

    a: Are you just trying to get along in life? I have my days, but generally I get a lot more out of it than that.

    b: Are you sexy and people envy you? Yes and yes, but not because I'm sexy.

    c: Do you think that one day THE SOUTH WILL RISE AGAIN? Well, I didn't read Margaret Mitchell's follow-up to Gone with the Wind, but I think that train has left the harbor. What, did I miss something?

    d: Have you ever been told that you are the best boyfriend ever? Um, not that I can recall. Though people do tend to fall in love with me, if I can say that without sounding like I lack humility.

    e: What are you doing right now? "To find the best boyfriend ever you must be the best boyfriend ever." I believe that was Yoda... or Kahlil Gibran... or maybe Confucius. I was never good at quoting the greats.
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    Dec 05, 2009 9:04 AM GMT
    a: Are you just trying to get along in life?

    Yes

    b: Are you sexy and people envy you?

    God I wish.

    c: Do you think that one day THE SOUTH WILL RISE AGAIN?

    Er. Like Cthulhu? I'll be there to nuke it.

    d: Have you ever been told that you are he best boyfriend ever?

    In my dreams.

    e: What are you doing right now?

    Winding down after watching Miyazaki's Spirited Away (really good movie btw)
  • masculumpedes

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    Dec 05, 2009 9:47 AM GMT
    malefeet said
    I am a Man who has questions that need to be answered.

    Can you answer each of these questions? Do you have the answers?

    a: Are you just trying to get along in life?

    b: Are you sexy and people envy you?

    c: Do you think that one day THE SOUTH WILL RISE AGAIN?

    d: Have you ever been told that you are the best boyfriend ever?

    e: What are you doing right now?


    A. Of course, although I have to admit that life would be so much better...if I could get to know that guy on my buddy list.....with those dreamy eyes and wonderful smile icon_smile.gif

    B. Nah..not me....I'm just an ordinary kind of guy.

    C. Why do you think I've held on to my Confederate money?

    D. See my answer to question B.

    E. Answering my own post.
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    Dec 05, 2009 10:27 AM GMT
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    I am a Man who has questions that need to be answered.

    Can you answer each of these questions? Do you have the answers? Yes. Thanks to God Almighty I now sit at the right hand of the Prince of Darkness which I believe is God Almighty so I have answers.

    a: Are you just trying to get along in life? No. Now that I am in Hell, parties, sex, don't need money, just think it and it happens. I am lovin it.

    b: Are you sexy and people envy you? Before hell, no, now can not keep those horny demons off of me. We run around naked here and always HOT.
    And yes, there is always another bigger C_ _ _ K.

    c: Do you think that one day THE SOUTH WILL RISE AGAIN? No! The Prince tells me that the Rise Of The South was his idea. God Almight is taking credit though. I have noticed the God has a southern accent?

    d: Have you ever been told that you are the best boyfriend ever? No. Not until I met the Prince. Everyone here lies.

    e: What are you doing right now?
    Drinking a Molten Lava Coffee, thoroughly enjoying the Forum comments and seeking new souls. Interested?
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    Dec 05, 2009 1:44 PM GMT

    a: Are you just trying to get along in life?

    No. I'm trying to take over the world. Aren't you?

    b: Are you sexy and people envy you?

    I am sexy, but the envy comes from my stunning intelligence

    c: Do you think that one day THE SOUTH WILL RISE AGAIN?

    My boyfriend is Southern and he rises quite frequently

    d: Have you ever been told that you are the best boyfriend ever?

    Yes. During those risings of the South

    e: What are you doing right now?

    Filling out these questions and drinking coffee, also listening to Stephanie Miller
  • HndsmKansan

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    Dec 05, 2009 2:29 PM GMT
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    I am a Man who has questions that need to be answered.

    Can you answer each of these questions? Do you have the answers?

    a: Are you just trying to get along in life?

    Absolutely not, I'm always into self improvement, trying to realize my potential, enjoying what I've achieved .... giving and learning..

    b: Are you sexy and people envy you?

    Thats for others to determine and I don't think I should be "envied"

    c: Do you think that one day THE SOUTH WILL RISE AGAIN? It already has.. look at Atlanta. The "south" is awesome.

    d: Have you ever been told that you are the best boyfriend ever?
    I've only had one bf and I doubt if he would ever phrase it that way..... maybe the most "grounded".. I've heard that...

    e: What are you doing right now?


    Typing this and about to do morning cardio



    And now I have questions for you Mr. Malefeet....

    1. Explain your name... what is it about "malefeet" and secondly what is it about these questions that you find so compelling....? LOL
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    Dec 05, 2009 2:36 PM GMT
    Can you answer each of these questions? Do you have the answers?

    a: Are you just trying to get along in life? - Working on to get more than just get along in life.

    b: Are you sexy and people envy you? - Some do, esp my eyelashes, lol

    c: Do you think that one day THE SOUTH WILL RISE AGAIN? - Not sure about this.

    d: Have you ever been told that you are the best boyfriend ever? - No boyfriends so far, so no comments yet.

    e: What are you doing right now?[/quote] - Packing stuff up to move to my new place. icon_smile.gif
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    Dec 05, 2009 3:06 PM GMT
    a: Are you just trying to get along in life? Try to live my life to the fullest.

    b: Are you sexy and people envy you? Some have said this to me, but envy...I would hope not.

    c: Do you think that one day THE SOUTH WILL RISE AGAIN? I hope not....

    d: Have you ever been told that you are the best boyfriend ever? Yes and thank you....

    e: What are you doing right now? Answering these questions before I shave my head...need to feel like Mr Clean ;)
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    Dec 05, 2009 3:14 PM GMT
    I love questions-this post is for me.

    a: Are you just trying to get along in life? I try to rail against the tedium of work, home, bed.

    b: Are you sexy and people envy you? I'm sexy to a few-People do not envy me, I would hate to have someone envying me-so negative!

    c: Do you think that one day THE SOUTH WILL RISE AGAIN? NO. I live in the South. Most are transplants with no southern allegiance.

    d: Have you ever been told that you are the best boyfriend ever? Nope

    e: What are you doing right now? Just put down a book (3rd book in Twillight series-lol) and about to make some eggs for my tummy.
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    Dec 05, 2009 3:20 PM GMT
    a: Are you just trying to get along in life?
    No, love my life as a 4th grade teacher living in Florida...

    b: Are you sexy and people envy you?
    yes and yes.....at least that's what the mirror tells me when I asked it a question.....

    c: Do you think that one day THE SOUTH WILL RISE AGAIN?
    god I hope not....the country is in bad enough shape as it is without putting a Shony's and Waffleshop on every corner......

    d: Have you ever been told that you are the best boyfriend ever?
    no....it's too much to live up to.....

    e: What are you doing right now?
    typing out this answer...
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    Dec 05, 2009 5:41 PM GMT
    of course i just get along , that might even be an overstatement.

    i'm not sexy, except to some plump girl who lowered her car window at a red light once 3 years ago and just told me that out of the blue."I envied her" because she was in a Jaguar XJ type.

    to me the SOUTH is where snowbirds go. It may rise all it wants, it'll still be under me.

    did i ever have a boyfriend would be a better question.

    ...last, i'm .. plodding.
    scratching my neck wondering what to have for lunch, mentally preparing to go biking, but i have to buy a lithium battery first which is a bummer and
    i really need to take a leak.








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    Dec 05, 2009 6:47 PM GMT

    a: Are you just trying to get along in life?

    Not in any kind of hand to mouth way. I see each day as a chance to maybe understand a little bit better how I can make this thing called life just a tiny bit better for someone.


    b: Are you sexy and people envy you?

    Sexy is in the eye of the beholder. And, no, I don't think I am. One of the things I chip away at is letting myself feel a little sexier. For too long I've thought about sex as a pathology, not an appetite, or a need, or path to joy. With the old mindset 'sexy' wasn't a tag I would have aspired to wear.

    If anybody envies me, I don't think it's because they think I'm sexier than they are.

    c: Do you think that one day THE SOUTH WILL RISE AGAIN?

    In many ways it has. The south exerts a conservative and Christian influence on our politics and culture out of proportion with the region's population or economic significance. As a region, the south has, despite its politicians' railing against 'government-directed wealth re-distribution', managed to become the beneficiary of huge inflows of federal money, most of which comes from northern blue states. If there's going to be another secession, I predict it will the northeast and west coast states leaving the union to join Canada. (We'll take Iowa too !) icon_wink.gif

    d: Have you ever been told that you are the best boyfriend ever?

    I have, which tells me my bf has a poor memory or has had some pretty awful bf's in the past.

    e: What are you doing right now?

    Begging my mechanic to make time to put the snow tires on my car before the first snow storm of the season arrives this afternoon.
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    Dec 05, 2009 6:52 PM GMT
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    I am a Man who has questions that need to be answered.

    Can you answer each of these questions? Do you have the answers?

    a: Are you just trying to get along in life?

    Yes...just getting across the street in my city is cause for celebration.

    b: Are you sexy and people envy you?
    Only when I am delusional...or not delusional...now I'm confused.

    c: Do you think that one day THE SOUTH WILL RISE AGAIN?

    Yes because Mexico is secretly developing atomic weapons and plans to re-take California, Arizona etc.

    d: Have you ever been told that you are the best boyfriend ever?

    Is that what he meant when he called me 18 years after we broke up and wanted to get together?/color]

    e: What are you doing right now?


    Its raining outside. Eating chicken soup, cursing out my malfunctioning printer, plying music, doing paperwork and trying to decide if I should pay $200 bucks to have a teeth whitening at a dentist or just use Crest white strips.
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    Dec 11, 2009 5:34 AM GMT
    um......Crest White Strips....icon_wink.gif