Ok, so I'm gonna rant...no, I'm gonna BITCH awhile...talk amongst yourselves....
My BF has 2 dogs, one a Lab the other a Cocker Spaniel. He loves them. I love them. BUT!
He's out of town a lot and I take care of them....feed them, give them their meds, and walk them & pick up their 'business' since we live in the City now.
So.....today, I was at the neighbors house helping her hang some Xmas crap outside, and the Cocker was whimpering. He was cold. I told the BF that it was too late in the season to get him closely groomed...so the little pussy-dog whines when it's below 40degrees.
Anyway, I let them inside, gave them both supper and went down stairs to load the dryer. As I was headed back up, I heard the distinct sound of water dribbling. Thinking we had another water leak, I went back downstairs and just as I turned at the bottom of the steps I get water down my neck! There are NO water lines in that area!! I raced back up stairs to see the Cocker finish pissing on the wall & Xmas wreath-crap the BF hung over the dining room archway!! I rubbed his nose in it, opened the door and threw them both outside. The little fuck had just pissed on the door mat by the back door before I let him inside! And it wasn't a little spot of piss...there was a huge amount on the basement floor & luckily I moved the wool Oriental rug before the pee got to it.
We have the Invisible Fence and they are free to roam the xtra large city lot we own, and they do, as evidenced by the brown spots in the grass....and yes, I know he was doing it out of 'seperation anxiety' for his master, but dammit, it's not like I don't take care of them.
Ok, we now return you to the regularly scheduled program already in progress.....