How many times do you pass the deodorant over your pits?

  • danisnotstr8

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    Dec 07, 2009 4:59 PM GMT
    After a workout and a shower, I usually reapply deodorant. I was wondering if I might get better results if I swipe the deodorant over my armpits the same number of times as all you muscle queens. Also, what kind do you use? Does it interact with your steroids?
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    Dec 07, 2009 5:06 PM GMT
    You swipe deodorant over your armpits? icon_eek.gif
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    Dec 07, 2009 5:50 PM GMT
    What a fantastically insightful question, Dan. I just get a layer of gel deodorant twisted up and then grind it into my pits for a few seconds. The aluminum zirconium octachlorohydrex does indeed interact with my steroids. I find the aluminum accumulates in my bitch tits in the form of small pellets. If I flex my pecs reeeally hard, I can shoot these BBs out my nipples and into the eyes of my enemies. They also work great for hunting pigeons, squirrels and various other small varmits.

    And yeah, you should swipe it a few more times. You do sorta smell like a hygienically impaired chimp in the middle of August.
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    Dec 07, 2009 5:59 PM GMT
    GuerrillaSodomite saidWhat a fantastically insightful question, Dan. I just get a layer of gel deodorant twisted up and then grind it into my pits for a few seconds. The aluminum zirconium octachlorohydrex does indeed interact with my steroids. I find the aluminum accumulates in my bitch tits in the form of small pellets. If I flex my pecs reeeally hard, I can shoot these BBs out my nipples and into the eyes of my enemies. They also work great for hunting pigeons, squirrels and various other small varmits.

    And yeah, you should swipe it a few more times. You do sorta smell like a hygienically impaired chimp in the middle of August.


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    Dec 07, 2009 6:12 PM GMT
    3 times left 11 times under the right armpit, as I've learned I sweat more on the right side of my body. at socials, parties or formal events, I'll occasionally put a sanitary towel under my right armpit. it absorbes and contains both fluids and odor.
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    Dec 07, 2009 6:15 PM GMT
    Preferred brand and scent
    417jhZ-yLpL._SL500_AA280_PIbundle-6,TopR

    It says to apply twice to each side, and I follow the directions like a good boy.
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    Dec 07, 2009 6:15 PM GMT
    GuerrillaSodomite saidWhat a fantastically insightful question, Dan. I just get a layer of gel deodorant twisted up and then grind it into my pits for a few seconds. The aluminum zirconium octachlorohydrex does indeed interact with my steroids. I find the aluminum accumulates in my bitch tits in the form of small pellets. If I flex my pecs reeeally hard, I can shoot these BBs out my nipples and into the eyes of my enemies. They also work great for hunting pigeons, squirrels and various other small varmits.

    And yeah, you should swipe it a few more times. You do sorta smell like a hygienically impaired chimp in the middle of August.


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  • ATLANTIS7

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    Dec 07, 2009 6:20 PM GMT
    I use Garlic keeps the Idiots and Ghoulies away!
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    Dec 07, 2009 7:10 PM GMT
    I use an all natural salt stick. It costs $2 at GNC and lasts about 2 years. It kills all odor and doesnt leave any stains even on dark colored shirts. You can swipe it on your feet and crotch if you need it also.
  • masculumpedes

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    Dec 07, 2009 7:28 PM GMT
    BeachBiMan said You can swipe it on your feet


    NO...No...NO...sweaty feet are great!

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  • danisnotstr8

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    Dec 07, 2009 7:30 PM GMT
    malefeet said
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    I feel violated just for having looked at this picture.
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    Dec 07, 2009 7:35 PM GMT
    danisnotstr8 said
    malefeet said
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    I feel violated just for having looked at this picture.


    Me too, but in tandem also kinda want to say "Sir, thank you, SIR!" icon_redface.gif
  • drypin

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    Dec 07, 2009 8:00 PM GMT
    Dan you have outdone yourself with this question. Do you interrupt all other activity during the day to come up with these, or are you multi-ta..., excuse me, sequencing?
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    Dec 07, 2009 8:04 PM GMT
    maybe once over each...
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    Dec 07, 2009 8:23 PM GMT
    I'll get up workout and shower, and then use deodorant, then again when I shower after work.

    Though in the military there were times we didn't get to shower for 32 days, and everyone was yelling at everyone to keep their legs closed, and arms down icon_lol.gif
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    Dec 07, 2009 8:26 PM GMT
    IHG84 saidThough in the military there were times we didn't get to shower for 32 days, and everyone was yelling at everyone to keep their legs closed, and arms down icon_lol.gif


    Yeah my roommate is an Army Ranger and has told me about some of those days. icon_wink.gif

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    Dec 07, 2009 8:31 PM GMT
    protagonistjock saidHas anyone heard of using natural deoderant?
    Sound like something I should start making myself.
    Wheres my cauldren???icon_twisted.gif



    Sure. The best ones are salt-based. You can also try coconut oil. It works like a charm, though you have to make sure the oil is fully absorbed before putting your clothes on, to avoid stains.

    One thing to keep in mind is that neither of these is an antiperspirant. The whole idea is to eliminate odor, but your body still needs to sweat.
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    Dec 07, 2009 8:32 PM GMT
    IHG84 saidThough in the military there were times we didn't get to shower for 32 days, and everyone was yelling at everyone to keep their legs closed, and arms down icon_lol.gif


    32 days without a shower? Why on earth?!
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    Dec 07, 2009 8:36 PM GMT
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    IHG84 saidThough in the military there were times we didn't get to shower for 32 days, and everyone was yelling at everyone to keep their legs closed, and arms down icon_lol.gif

    32 days without a shower? Why on earth?!

    Because we'd be in some place without showers for that length of time. The most you could do was wipe with a wet facecloth, if that.
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    Dec 07, 2009 8:41 PM GMT
    Red_Vespa saidBecause we'd be in some place without showers for that length of time. The most you could do was wipe with a wet facecloth, if that.


    Okay, but you have hi-tech gear, advanced weaponry... and the one thing the labs couldn't figure out was how to maintain proper hygiene?

    I'm sure if more gays and women joined the army, this would be solved in a jiffy. You'd probably even get a tweezer as part of your survival kit icon_smile.gif
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    Dec 07, 2009 9:01 PM GMT
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    Red_Vespa saidBecause we'd be in some place without showers for that length of time. The most you could do was wipe with a wet facecloth, if that.

    Okay, but you have hi-tech gear, advanced weaponry... and the one thing the labs couldn't figure out was how to maintain proper hygiene?

    I'm sure if more gays and women joined the army, this would be solved in a jiffy. You'd probably even get a tweezer as part of your survival kit icon_smile.gif

    A tweezer won't keep you clean, but nothing says a soldier can't carry one, and some do. Especially to remove splinters and other sharp objects beneath the skin, as I did.

    A soldier or marine can be moving rapidly over territory day after day. Base camps may have field showers, but sometimes you're operating ahead of the base camp, which takes time to set up. What are you supposed to do? Identify & seize enemy shower points? Will they accommodate the thousands of soldiers trying to use them in the brief time they are passing through? And in much of the Iraq & Afghanistan operational areas, running water & local showers don't even exist.

    An understanding of military operations would help to answer your question. There are "field expedient" methods of removing some of the body dirt, but full showers are often not one of them, notwithstanding modern technology.
  • crls64

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    Dec 07, 2009 9:03 PM GMT
    danisnotstr8 saidAfter a workout and a shower, I usually reapply deodorant. I was wondering if I might get better results if I swipe the deodorant over my armpits the same number of times as all you muscle queens. Also, what kind do you use? Does it interact with your steroids?


    REALLY!?! icon_rolleyes.gif
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    Ciarsolo7 said
    danisnotstr8 said
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    I feel violated just for having looked at this picture.


    Me too, but in tandem also kinda want to say "Sir, thank you, SIR!" icon_redface.gif


    ahhhh y ┬┐por eso me trataste de Ud? Vos sos un perrito obediente icon_twisted.gif
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    Dec 07, 2009 9:15 PM GMT
    Red, the tweezer comment wasn't meant to be taken seriously icon_smile.gif I just find it interesting that in this day and age this problem hasn't been solved. Keeping improper hygiene can cause all sorts of medical problems. I would think it's in everyone's interest to reduce soldier downtime, even if you ignore the asthetic aspect, but what do I know. Never understood war in the first place.
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    Dec 07, 2009 9:23 PM GMT
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    SeaSon said
    Red_Vespa saidBecause we'd be in some place without showers for that length of time. The most you could do was wipe with a wet facecloth, if that.

    Okay, but you have hi-tech gear, advanced weaponry... and the one thing the labs couldn't figure out was how to maintain proper hygiene?

    I'm sure if more gays and women joined the army, this would be solved in a jiffy. You'd probably even get a tweezer as part of your survival kit icon_smile.gif

    A tweezer won't keep you clean, but nothing says a soldier can't carry one, and some do. Especially to remove splinters and other sharp objects beneath the skin, as I did.

    A soldier or marine can be moving rapidly over territory day after day. Base camps may have field showers, but sometimes you're operating ahead of the base camp, which takes time to set up. What are you supposed to do? Identify & seize enemy shower points? Will they accommodate the thousands of soldiers trying to use them in the brief time they are passing through? And in much of the Iraq & Afghanistan operational areas, running water & local showers don't even exist.

    An understanding of military operations would help to answer your question. There are "field expedient" methods of removing some of the body dirt, but full showers are often not one of them, notwithstanding modern technology.


    Exactly, and then imagine being in that shower and all of a sudden you're under attack. how bad would that suck! This guy in my unit used to always be worried about that, and we scared the hell out of him one day when we were actually able to shower.. It was bad.. But so funny, he came flying out butt naked. lol