Beeeennnndd and SNAP!! -Legally Blonde

  • 8Always_Hard8

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    Dec 08, 2009 11:57 PM GMT
    Oh you're doing the bend and snap? Works every time!! -Legally Blonde


    What are you favorite movie lines?


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    Dec 09, 2009 12:57 AM GMT
    "Brothel? Im not looking to make any soup" - House Bunny
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    Dec 09, 2009 1:10 AM GMT
    "Don't eat no meat? What do you mean you don't eat no meat?! ...... That's alright. I make lamb." --My Big Fat Greek Wedding

    "Kevin, you're such a disease. You're what the French call, 'les incompetents.'"
    "Buzz's girlfriend...woof!" --both from Home Alone
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    Dec 09, 2009 1:17 AM GMT
    It's beyond my control - Dangerous Liaisons
  • jingold04

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    Dec 09, 2009 2:05 AM GMT
    "Why so serious?" The Dark Knight
    "7 days" The Ring
    "If you can't fix it,you just gotta stand it" - Brokeback Mt.
    "Why don't you light your tampon on fire and blow it up. It's likely to be the only BANG you're going to get" - Priscilla,Queen of the Desert
    "I'm poor,I'm black,I may even be ugly,but,dear God,I'm HERE!" - Color Purple
    "Baptism! You two are dumber than a bag of hammers!!"- Oh Brother,Where Art Thou
    "I get 200$ for a hand job,350 for a straight lay and 500 for head"- Nuts
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    Dec 09, 2009 2:24 AM GMT
    "I Am Jack's Raging Bile Duct"

    "I Am Jack's Cold Sweat"

    "I Am Jack's Complete Lack of Surprise"

    "I Am Jack's Inflamed Sense of Rejection"

    "I Am Jack's Smirking Revenge"

    "I Am Jack's Broken Heart"

    FIGHT CLUB
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    Dec 09, 2009 2:28 AM GMT
    You're terrible, Muriel - Muriel's wedding

    What is it my child, you cun't face? - Sound of Music

    I'm more of a man than you'll ever be and more women than you will ever get - Car Wash (?)

    Don't ever apologize for multiple orgasms - War of the Roses



  • JP85257

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    Dec 09, 2009 2:31 AM GMT
    "Patches? We dont need no stinking PATCHES!"

    "Endorphins.....Exercise gives you endorphins. Endorphins make you happy. Happy just DONT kill their husbands!"

    "We're the troop from Beverly Hills......"
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    Dec 09, 2009 2:32 AM GMT
    Do you know what "nemesis" means? A righteous infliction of retribution manifested by an appropriate agent. Personified in this case by an 'orrible cunt... me.

    -Brick Top (Snatch)
  • jingold04

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    Dec 09, 2009 2:36 AM GMT
    "Why so serious"-The Dark Knight
    "I'm poor,I'm black,I may even be ugly,but,dear God,I'm HERE!"- The Color Purple
    "Why don't you light your tampon on fire and up your box.It's likely to be the only BANG you're going to get" Priscilla,Queen of the Desert
    "Baptism! You two are dumder than a bag of hammers!"-Oh Brother,Where Art Thou
    "I charge 200$ for a handjob,350 for a straight lay and 500 for head"-Nuts
    "7 days"- "The Ring"
    "Get away from her,you BITCH!"-Aliens
    And most importantly "Love actually IS all around"-Love Actually
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    Dec 09, 2009 3:29 AM GMT
    "So if you're from Africa....Why are you white?"

    "Oh my God Karen! You can't ask people why they're white."

    -Mean Girls
  • drypin

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    Dec 09, 2009 3:37 AM GMT
    "He would have an enormous Schwanzstuckl"
    and "Yes! Yes! Say it: He was my... boyfriend!"
    - Young Frankenstein

    "I thought guys like you were usually called a fruit."
    - Clue

    "Buns? You have buns and you didn't tell me?
    "Non, ze buns in my body."
    - Murder By Death

  • creature

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    Dec 09, 2009 3:37 AM GMT
    "And it's such a beautiful day." Fargo
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    Dec 09, 2009 3:44 AM GMT
    "We're going to need a bigger boat" Sheriff Brody - Jaws icon_eek.gif
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    Dec 09, 2009 3:54 AM GMT
    Forget it, whatever yourname is... it's China Town. - China Town

    You Shall Not PASS!- LOTR : TFOTR
  • lexguy81

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    Dec 09, 2009 4:11 AM GMT
    matador said"So if you're from Africa....Why are you white?"

    "Oh my God Karen! You can't ask people why they're white."

    -Mean Girls



    YES! I love Mean Girls (how gay of me) and this is probably my favorite quote from the movie, other than yelling "YOU CAN'T SIT WITH US!" at people. Ha ha!
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    Dec 09, 2009 5:22 AM GMT
    "I know you can underwhelmed, and you can be overwhelmed... but can you ever just be whelmed?" - 10 Things I Hate About You

    "I can't put my arms down!" - A Christmas Story (this is how I feel every day walking to work.)

    And just about any one-lines in Rocky Horror, and the vast amount of audience lines.
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    Dec 09, 2009 5:42 AM GMT
    "I'd have to be pretty stupid to write a book about killing and then kill someone the way I described in my book. I'd be announcing myself as the killer. I'm not stupid. " - Catherine Tramell - Basic Instinct

    Sorry, we only carry sizes 1, 3, and 5. You could try Sears. - Mean Girls

    Karen: If you're from Africa, why are you white?
    Gretchen: Oh my God, Karen, you can't just ask people why they're white. - Mean Girls

    Sister Mary: Money can't buy happiness.
    Gabrielle: Sure it can! That's just a lie we tell poor people to keep them from rioting. - Desperate Housewives
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    Dec 09, 2009 5:50 AM GMT
    JP85257 said"Patches? We dont need no stinking PATCHES!"





    tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk .


    hand in your card, we're taking it away.

    (It's badges)



    The sherriff is a BWONG!!!!!!


    what was that? I think he's trying to say that the sherrif is near!

    NO con flabbit. The SHERRIFF IS A BWOOOOONG!

    "Candygram for Mr. Mongo!"
    "Mongo like candy!"


    People don't throw things at me any more. Maybe because I carry a bow around. - The Weatherman
    "Clowns get hit with pies. I mean, I'll bet no one ever threw a pie at, like Harriet Tubman, the founder of the Underground railroad. I'll bet you a million fucking dollars. " - The Weatherman


    this is probably my favorite quote from that movie. He's thinking and it's just letting you know exactly what's going on in his head.

    "Man, I'd like to put my face in there. Right in there. Tartar sauce. My hips are cold. Tartar sauce. That's when you know its cold. I like eating pussy. Tartar sauce. A lot of guys don't. Well maybe they do. Maybe that's just black guys. Tartar sauce. What happened to the guy who was trying to fly around the world in a balloon? Did he make it? I should put some espionage or stolen plutonium in my novel. Tartar sauce. Spice it up. Neil Young. Fuck, its cold. Neil Young. Wh-why am I thinking about Neil Young. Neil Diamond. Neil... Theres not a lot of famous Neils. Is this Wednesday? I wish I had two dicks. I thought the whole family was going to learn Spanish together this year. That never really happened. I haven't had a Spanish omelette in a long time. Here we go. "
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    Dec 09, 2009 6:21 AM GMT
    - "Are you a god?"....

    - "Nno..."

    -"THEN DIEE!!"



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    Dec 09, 2009 6:28 AM GMT
    "...but I can't help it if I have a heavy flow and a wide set vagina!" -Mean Girls

    "Ace Ventura, pet detective. And you must be the Monopoly guy! Hey...thanks for the free parking!" - Ace Ventura 2: When Nature Calls

    "Now you will deal with me...and all the powers of HELL!" -Sleeping Beauty

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    Dec 09, 2009 6:41 AM GMT
    Molly, you in danger, girl! - Ghost
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    Dec 10, 2009 8:14 AM GMT
    "It's Rex Manning day!"
    "Ohhh, Sinead O'Rebellion! Shock me, shock me, shock me with that deviant behavior!"
    "I hope you like the taste of bleu cheese."
    "What's with today, today?"
    -Empire Records

    "Get your lesbian feet out of my shoes!"
    "Lesbian? I thought she was a Pisces?"
    -Bend It Like Beckham

    "This is the City of Angels, and you ain't got no wings."
    -L.A. Confidential

    "You just can't handle my infinite nature, can you?"
    -I <3 Huckabees

    "Faith is a torment. It is like loving someone who is out there in the darkness but does not appear, no matter how loudly you may call."
    "Love is the blackest of all plagues."
    -The Seventh Seal
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    Dec 10, 2009 8:20 AM GMT
    "What's your damage, Heather?" - The Heathers
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    Dec 19, 2009 12:47 PM GMT
    Just a few of the movie lines that kill me whenever I hear them:

    “Sausages? Well, that’s more beef for us!” A Low Down Dirty Shame

    “Harpo! Who DIS woman?” The Color Purple

    “You told Harpo to beat me!” The Color Purple

    "You can stay ALLLLL day; you can stay ALLLLL day!” The Color Purple

    "I said hell NAW!" The Color Purple

    “. . .Gangsta people are going to come and CUT me!” Bringing Down the House

    “You either gettin' ya swirl on OR you brought ya parole officer wit’ you. But I ain’t mad at you!” Something New