Dec 11, 2009 6:16 PM GMT
I've got the H2, the nice house- the fireplace, the piano, the tasteful objets d' art and framed pictures of all my ex's and most importantly, I'm single.
Now all I need is a hot guy to stroll around the house in boxer briefs, looking sexy and pissed off. I guess it's time to start dating again.
Dating....yeah, that's it...boyfriends...romantic notes...flattering emails...red roses...cash deposits.
Isn't romance wonderful?....