35 year old = What the real AGE in Gay Clock?

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    Dec 14, 2009 2:03 PM GMT
    You guys ever think about gay clock?
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    Dec 14, 2009 2:59 PM GMT
    Oh, yeah! I think about gay cock all the time! I'm a real penis pleasurer, a cock craftsman, can never get enough of them. But only the gay cock, have no interest in straight ones (well, straight in the orientation sense, while straight in the alignment sense is preferred). One time I saw this lovely cock hanging out in the men's room, and I wanted to lean over and ask the guy if it was a gay cock or not, but just as I started to...

    PSSST!!! He said gay CLOCK, not COCK, you moron!

    Ohhh... clock... I see. Well, never mind, I'll try again later. icon_redface.gif

    (With apologies to the late comedian Gilda Radner)
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    Dec 14, 2009 3:15 PM GMT
    I'm 147 in gay years, and my clock is about 2 minutes before midnight... icon_sad.gif

    Yeah, I thought a lot about the gay clock (and cock, too, but let's not go there again), due to my coming out very late at 46. And one of the first things I learned about the gay world was the existence of "gay years" and how very old and over-the-hill that already made me, before I'd even gotten started. The gay clock runs twice as fast as the straight clock does.

    So I figured I could do one of 2 things I saw other older gays do: one was hang around with twinks and pretend to be one myself, looking like a fool in the process, and being mocked by them behind my back. And honestly, I really was very young looking for 46, most guys guessing no older than my mid-30s, so I was tempted.

    Or I could find my own age group, and do things less laughable. Yeah, I'd missed all that kid's fun from 25 years earlier, but we all (hopefully) reach the point someday where I was at already. So I had to face that reality, and do what most other guys my age do.

    Well, it wasn't so bad after all. I liked those older guys my own age, and the bonus was, my still-youthfull looks made them view ME as the younger one, made ME the prize in that crowd. It's all relative.

    I dunno, gay youth is especially fleeting, old age is for a long time. The US Army taught me to exploit whatever bad situation I found myself stuck in, just try to make the best of it if I can't get myself out of it.
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    Dec 14, 2009 3:19 PM GMT
    Well said, Red Vespa. That's a great attitude.
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    Dec 14, 2009 3:32 PM GMT
    I don't think about the gay clock... don't even believe in it.
    Cuz if the truth be known... I'm attracted to men in their 40s BIG TIME!
    Not just a physical attraction.... the older, the more mature and settled they seem to be "upstairs."
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    Dec 14, 2009 3:33 PM GMT
    Yes. great attitude icon_smile.gif I'm a few months away from 35, and I really don't think about it much. I like myself better at this age than I was at 20. Both in my headspace, and my physical self.
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    Dec 14, 2009 3:37 PM GMT
    I've been told that the 40's are the new 20's...whatever that is suppposed to mean. I love being in my 40's....and my 50's should even be better.

    I feel like I'm 29....does that count for anything?
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    Dec 14, 2009 3:41 PM GMT
    CapeAnnAthletic said

    I feel like I'm 29....does that count for anything?


    I've always said that you're as young as you feel.



    I feel like a twenty-year old.




    But he won't let me feel him!
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    Dec 14, 2009 3:41 PM GMT
    I forget I'm 40 most of the time, probably due to the fact I don't know how to act 40. But every so often speaking with 20 somethings, I'm glad I'm 40.

    Mind you, they look at me as though I'm older than dirt.icon_lol.gif I get the sense that they don't believe they're ever going to get older and somehow magically remain 24 forever.
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    Dec 14, 2009 3:44 PM GMT
    Well, I never thought about it until N O W !!! icon_sad.gif
    Ohh, the huMANity!
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    Dec 14, 2009 3:48 PM GMT
    I'm enjoying the heck out of my thirties!

    But, yes, my partner and I have talked about how we're both "over the hill," now, in gay years. And neither one of us care, because we're just happy. Not real big on external validation.
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    Dec 14, 2009 4:18 PM GMT
    If you are above 30 are you considered dead in the gay world? I thought so
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    Dec 14, 2009 5:12 PM GMT
    Yeah. I never heard of "the gay clock".

    I guess it doesn't apply to me as I seem to be immortal...
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    Dec 14, 2009 5:33 PM GMT
    35 = OMG you're like really old! Gross....
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    Dec 14, 2009 5:39 PM GMT
    Age is only a number! You are only as "old" as you feel. If you take good care of yourself by staying healthy, and try and surround yourself with positive influences it doesn't matter how old you are. I do agree with age comes wisdom but it isn't a death sentence to be 40. I am happier now than I ever was in my 20's or 30's.
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    Dec 14, 2009 5:41 PM GMT
    I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but once you turn 35, you are no longer a young man, in the gay sense of the phrase, but you become a man.

    There is nothing, I repeat, nothing wrong about being a man. You have now evolved. Your body and hopefully your mind and spirit has developed and you can now embrace your manhood.

    Look at all the RJ studs here past 35, into their forties, and fifities. These guys are studs. WOOOF

    Now the evolutionary stages begin, young daddy, daddy, mature daddy, etc. Go for it and enjoy it. It will be the absolute best stage of your life. Trust me.
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    Dec 14, 2009 5:44 PM GMT
    I'm 49.

    When I reject an adoring 20 year old, or an adoring 55 year old, it's funny how they then lash out in name calling and angry resentment.

    It's all by design.

    We have options. It's NOT NORMAL to be fat, out of shape, and ugly, in middle age.

    The wonderful thing about being older is that you're smarter. You can't help but be: you've spent more hours on Earth.

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    Dec 14, 2009 5:56 PM GMT
    gay clock icon_surprised.gif==>
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    I agree there is probably a clock for being able to bang 20 year old twinks and barely legals, but men grow wiser and sexier with age. You'll always have access to them. But guess what, the twenty year old twinks and barely legals have DADDY ISSUES so you can get them too. 35 is almost too young. I hear the real pussy parade starts well after 40.

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    Dec 14, 2009 6:01 PM GMT
    I think the gay clock is much like the military clock. People in the military just seem to "age/mature/ripen" faster and what not in the same manner. So I give it for every year = 2 yrs. so 35 would be 70yrs old. Congrats, you're basically dead. Its ok though, I'm already 50 in gay years, i guess thats why I want a boyfriend so badly right now. lol

    btw, this is a horrible way to think.
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    Dec 14, 2009 6:02 PM GMT
    MercuryMax saidbtw, this is a horrible way to think.


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  • sportsjockla

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    Dec 14, 2009 6:15 PM GMT
    I'm 46 going on 47 and that is "Real Time"
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    Dec 14, 2009 6:25 PM GMT
    clock schmock... who cares.
    When I grow up I want to be a happy, smiley old man.
    I want wrinkles from laughing, to be crooked from dancing, to have a mouth like a sailor and total freedom from giving a rats ass what anyone thinks!

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  • Mikeylikesit

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    Dec 14, 2009 6:30 PM GMT
    I'm over 40....My gay clock stop working...LOL
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    Dec 14, 2009 7:29 PM GMT
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    EasilyDistracted saidclock schmock... who cares.
    When I grow up I want to be a happy, smiley old man.
    I want wrinkles from laughing, to be crooked from dancing, to have a mouth like a sailor and total freedom from giving a rats ass what anyone thinks!

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    Dec 14, 2009 7:50 PM GMT
    Runners unite! icon_biggrin.gif

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