Suicide...by pulling your balls off !

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    Dec 15, 2009 3:29 AM GMT
    When I got home this evening I was greeted with the news that my mother's husband said he was trying to commit suicide by pulling his balls off this morning....and that he hurt himself. ... icon_eek.gif

    Well, yeah, I bet you could hurt yourself that way.

    Then my mom wanted me to examine him to see if he did hurt himself. ... icon_eek.gificon_eek.gificon_eek.gif

    ummmmm....there are lines that I will not cross ....and that is definitely one of them. ... no fucking way! ... If his life depended on my examining his balls, he would be in definite danger of dying. Better say his prayers cuz he would be meeting his maker.

    I told her my "examination" would have no medical validity. If he needed to be examined, he needed to go to the ER. ... icon_rolleyes.gif

    There was a visiting nurse here for 3 hours today and he didnt say a word about this to her. I had called this morning for a nurse to visit and evaluate him without knowing about all this. Thank god, a nurse will be coming a couple times a week now and an aide several times a week.

    Holy fucking jesus, what a life!
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    Dec 15, 2009 3:56 AM GMT
    Suicide by pulling his balls off? Hmm.. never heard of that one before. icon_confused.gif
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    Dec 15, 2009 4:43 AM GMT
    Sounds awfully kinky to me! and that was before you were asked to participate by examination.
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    Dec 15, 2009 12:34 PM GMT
    definitely going to hurt, but kill you? i don't think so.
  • drypin

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    Dec 15, 2009 12:53 PM GMT
    Isn't that Mark, Verse 9... "If thy scrotae cause you to sin, pull them off."
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    Dec 15, 2009 1:01 PM GMT
    Yep, depending on you for validation would have quite a s t r e t c h .....icon_redface.gif
  • Glorfindel

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    Dec 15, 2009 1:08 PM GMT
    There are blood vessels going to that area, so you could technically bleed out.. but.... OW!!! talk about slow, painful, and drawn out death....icon_eek.gif


    Where's the *shudder* emoticon.....?
  • GQjock

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    Dec 15, 2009 1:08 PM GMT
    Ummm ..... I would assume there is a more "effective" way? icon_confused.gif

    But seriously for someone to be thinking in such a fatalistic and unrealistic way there is some dangerous pathology going on
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    Dec 15, 2009 1:22 PM GMT
    GQjock saidBut seriously for someone to be thinking in such a fatalistic and unrealistic way there is some dangerous pathology going on

    Agree, with this unconventional suicide method suggesting some other issues going on. Rejection of his sexual advances by his female mate? Disparaging remarks by her regarding his manhood? Suppressed gay urges? I can't guess.

    But clearly needing serious psychological counseling ASAP. Not something for us online amateurs here to be debating, but to get this guy some qualified professional help quickly.

    Caslon, you TELL your mother to make him see a psychiatrist NOW. Do you not realize she herself may also be at potential risk, living with this guy? Do you want your mother to be a victim of an unstable mind? Whether he does further injury to himself or to her, she will suffer as a result in any case. Time to take charge. icon_exclaim.gif