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    Dec 15, 2009 9:49 PM GMT
    He will have these qualities...

    Ability to cook well and to my dietary requirements

    And

    Have a sex drive akin to a stamped of raging bulls...

    That is all....
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    Dec 15, 2009 9:50 PM GMT
    Should I forward my resume or apply in person?
  • Timbales

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    Dec 15, 2009 9:51 PM GMT
    does being a good baker count?
  • masculumpedes

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    Dec 15, 2009 9:58 PM GMT
    ...and musical ability also? icon_wink.gif
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    Dec 15, 2009 9:58 PM GMT
    MunchingZombie saidShould I forward my resume or apply in person?

    Apply in person.... Please... come prepared!
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    Dec 15, 2009 9:58 PM GMT
    Timberoo saiddoes being a good baker count?

    Yes... it does
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    Dec 15, 2009 9:59 PM GMT
    liltanker is soo adorable..and sarcastically funny at times...someone needs to marry him up.
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    Dec 15, 2009 9:59 PM GMT
    malefeet said...and musical ability also? icon_wink.gif

    Only if you sing while being thrown face down on the bed......
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    Dec 15, 2009 9:59 PM GMT
    tereseus1 saidliltanker is soo adorable..and sarcastically funny at times...someone needs to marry him up.

    I encourage you to apply *nods*
  • Celticmusl

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    Dec 15, 2009 10:01 PM GMT
    To the OP, get back in line and wait your turn. icon_wink.gif
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    Dec 15, 2009 10:02 PM GMT
    i can cook too..icon_razz.gif
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    Dec 15, 2009 10:03 PM GMT
    Celticmusl saidTo the OP, get back in line and wait your turn. icon_wink.gif

    Make Me!! icon_twisted.gif
  • styrgan

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    Dec 15, 2009 10:03 PM GMT
    Celticmusl saidTo the OP, get back in line and wait your turn. icon_wink.gif


    Jealousy is not an attractive quality...

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    Dec 15, 2009 10:04 PM GMT
    tereseus1 saidi can cook too..icon_razz.gif

    *tents fingers* Excellent
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    Dec 15, 2009 10:07 PM GMT
    Where do I sign up icon_razz.gif
  • mcwclewis

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    Dec 15, 2009 10:09 PM GMT
    I've got the first part down...


    do you need these qualities to be in the same person?
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    Dec 15, 2009 10:14 PM GMT
    Which cuisine do you prefer and what's your diet? I will cook whatever you like?

    My sex drive matches yours. We are all set.



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    Dec 15, 2009 10:14 PM GMT
    MsclDrew saidWhere do I sign up icon_razz.gif

    Sign up sheet is at the head of my bed next to the handcuffs
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    Dec 15, 2009 10:15 PM GMT
    I make AMAZING reservations!

    but my sex drive would make a stampede of raging bulls look like a box of puppies.
    I'm on my way wrist & ankle restraints in tow!
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    Dec 15, 2009 10:16 PM GMT
    mcwclewis saidI've got the first part down...


    do you need these qualities to be in the same person?

    While it is preferable I am willing to make exceptions... to a certain degree....
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    Dec 15, 2009 10:18 PM GMT
    lefler saidWhich cuisine do you prefer and what's your diet? I will cook whatever you like?

    My sex drive matches yours. We are all set.

    I like french and Japanese, also, Indian, Italian, Lebanese, Swedish, hell.. actually I like any food, just as long as it's good, but my diet requires healthy food.
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    Dec 15, 2009 10:20 PM GMT
    EasilyDistracted saidI make AMAZING reservations!

    but my sex drive would make a stampede of raging bulls look like a box of puppies.
    I'm on my way wrist & ankle restraints in tow!

    hmmm while reservations are always a good thing to do, cooking is an absolute, you wont have the energy to get all prettied up to go out..... you'll barely have enough to cook...
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    Dec 15, 2009 10:21 PM GMT
    mcwclewis saidI've got the first part down...
    do you need these qualities to be in the same person?

    Two for one!! icon_biggrin.gif
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    Dec 15, 2009 10:22 PM GMT
    now this is just turning into a bidding match......icon_smile.gif select only the best lil tanker...
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    Dec 15, 2009 10:24 PM GMT
    tereseus1 saidnow this is just turning into a bidding match......icon_smile.gif select only the best lil tanker...

    All Applicants will be rigorously tested before my final decision