Coffee without caffeine is like sex without the spanking. :-)

  • masculumpedes

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    Dec 15, 2009 10:52 PM GMT
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  • drypin

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    Dec 15, 2009 10:55 PM GMT
    Well, sex with your pants on is like eating the paper cup after someone else drank all the coffee out of it.
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    Dec 15, 2009 11:12 PM GMT
    Sex involves a spanking? icon_question.gif

    What a horrible incestuous thought! My father had sex with me all the time when I was a kid! icon_eek.gif
  • mcwclewis

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    Dec 15, 2009 11:17 PM GMT
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    That's how I had sex until I was 16
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    Dec 16, 2009 3:37 AM GMT
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    I agree... I would never have coffee without caffine or sex with out a good spanking! icon_twisted.gif
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    Dec 16, 2009 3:40 AM GMT
    Good analogy. I guess we know what to expect if we sleep over at your houseā€”a good spanking and black coffee in the morning. icon_lol.gif
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    Dec 16, 2009 3:45 AM GMT
    No wonder why Joe's love taps last all nite!icon_idea.gif
  • Bunjamon

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    Dec 16, 2009 4:05 AM GMT
    Red_Vespa saidSex involves a spanking? icon_question.gif

    What a horrible incestuous thought! My father had sex with me all the time when I was a kid! icon_eek.gif


    Sex involves spanking, but spanking does not involve sex. Your dad was doing no such thing! icon_eek.gif

    Am I weird if I'm not so into the spanking? icon_redface.gif
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    Dec 16, 2009 4:14 AM GMT
    Bunjamon saidSex involves spanking, but spanking does not involve sex. Your dad was doing no such thing! icon_eek.gif

    Am I weird if I'm not so into the spanking? icon_redface.gif

    Heavens no you aren't weird... but I'd love to find out what things you are into icon_redface.gif
  • HndsmKansan

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    Dec 16, 2009 6:47 AM GMT
    ITS FLOGGING TIME!!!!

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    Dec 16, 2009 7:12 AM GMT
    spanking, flogging, whipping, smothering, choking, slapping, pinching, scratching, biting, yelling, screaming, down right mean-ing.



    it's all good. icon_razz.gif
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    Dec 16, 2009 10:24 AM GMT
    I'm just wondering...When will you be able to get a good spanking with your coffee?
    (new concept for starbucks)
  • MercuryMax

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    Dec 16, 2009 1:09 PM GMT
    Oh, i love it when a guy gets rough....spanks and hands around the neck as he thrusts.....oh wait...[insert censor]
  • LuckyPierre

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    Dec 16, 2009 6:36 PM GMT
    Oh sweet Java-how I miss you so... and chocolate, and everything else with caffeine.
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    Dec 16, 2009 6:48 PM GMT
    LOL
    I LOVE the way you think!
  • Mikeylikesit

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    Dec 16, 2009 7:07 PM GMT
    We need pictures without the shorts on!!....icon_lol.gificon_biggrin.gif
  • masculumpedes

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    Dec 16, 2009 10:05 PM GMT
    Mikeylikesit saidWe need pictures without the shorts on!!....icon_lol.gificon_biggrin.gif


    ...but then that means that the guys would be.....nekkid icon_redface.gif
  • drypin

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    Dec 17, 2009 12:47 AM GMT
    Now you're catching on, malefeet! icon_wink.gif