The 3 stages of sex. What stage are you in?

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    Dec 16, 2009 9:59 AM GMT
    The first stage of sex when you first get married is: house sex. You have sex all over the house all the time.

    The second stage is: bedroom sex, where you only have sex in the bedroom.

    Then you have hallway sex. Where the only time you have sex is in the hallway and thats in passing, when you say fuck you!

    So what stage are you in?

    Since I don't build the foundations of my relationships on sex, I don't get to the hallway sex, because we still have friendship, and this is the foundations I build my relationships on.
  • Latenight30

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    Dec 16, 2009 12:29 PM GMT
    I've had it all. I've gone all the way to hallway and back a few times.
    Yes I'm currently in Bedroom sex.
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    Dec 16, 2009 3:33 PM GMT
    Stage one never happened, i hope to stay stuck in stage 2.
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    Dec 16, 2009 4:37 PM GMT
    Granted short, but in my few "relationships", we stayed perpetually STUCK in stage 1. High five! Yeah! Told you cooking and cleaning in the buff is the way to a man's heart and hose.
    ................................................

  • Mikeylikesit

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    Dec 16, 2009 4:40 PM GMT
    I'm in the outdoor stage sex!!!.....icon_lol.gificon_eek.gif

    Wait....That wasnt one of the choices!!
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    Dec 16, 2009 4:49 PM GMT
    i prefer stage 2, it's much more comfortable.

    I want some more stage 4: outdoor sex
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    Dec 16, 2009 5:01 PM GMT
    I'm stuck in Stage 0...the one with no sex icon_cry.gif
  • MercuryMax

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    Dec 16, 2009 5:15 PM GMT
    I'm in Stage 0.5 Sex, watching porn, masturbating 3-5 times a day sex. No gentleman callers yet. icon_cry.gif
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    Dec 16, 2009 8:18 PM GMT
    collegekid2004 saidI'm stuck in Stage 0...the one with no sex icon_cry.gif



    This has to change!!

    Anything indoor is boring......

    Whats a hot tub count for?
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    Dec 16, 2009 8:49 PM GMT
    collegekid2004 saidI'm stuck in Stage 0...the one with no sex icon_cry.gif




    For the longest time I had that - BUT I GOT LAID LAST NIGHT icon_lol.gif
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    Dec 16, 2009 8:54 PM GMT
    Stage 1. icon_biggrin.gif
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    Dec 16, 2009 8:56 PM GMT
    patiently pre-stage one. icon_smile.gif
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    Dec 16, 2009 9:05 PM GMT
    jawrhed said
    collegekid2004 saidI'm stuck in Stage 0...the one with no sex icon_cry.gif




    For the longest time I had that - BUT I GOT LAID LAST NIGHT icon_lol.gif


    Lucky!
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    Dec 17, 2009 12:59 AM GMT
    jawrhed said
    collegekid2004 saidI'm stuck in Stage 0...the one with no sex icon_cry.gif




    For the longest time I had that - BUT I GOT LAID LAST NIGHT icon_lol.gif


    This is good news indeed! The dry spell has ended.
  • jrs1

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    Dec 17, 2009 1:07 AM GMT
    GuiltyGear saidGranted short, but in my few "relationships", we stayed perpetually STUCK in stage 1. High five! Yeah! Told you cooking and cleaning in the buff is the way to a man's heart and hose.
    ................................................



    haha. I'm still at the character select:

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    Dec 17, 2009 1:10 AM GMT
    Car sex.

    What makes you think I am even able to get into the house in the first place? icon_lol.gif
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    Dec 17, 2009 1:16 AM GMT
    What is this...sex...thing I keep hearing about?
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    Dec 17, 2009 1:18 AM GMT
    which is the stage where you plan on it but it keeps not happening?
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    Dec 17, 2009 1:19 AM GMT
    jimbobthedevil saidWhat is this...sex...thing I keep hearing about?


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    Dec 17, 2009 1:31 AM GMT
    Pattison said...So what stage are you in?

    Perhaps in a fourth stage, not mentioned in your OP?

    Last night I woke up in the middle of the night, maybe 2 or 3, I don't know, and I just reached over and put my hand in his. And he reflexively grasped it, and I fell back asleep that way, our hands clasped together.

    Not sex, but merely love. We have actual sex when we choose, when the mood strikes us, no schedule or calendar involved. Being older, it's not all that often, we're not bunnies anymore, and so we're not complaining.

    We've reached that stage, perhaps a fourth one, when just cuddling together, or holding hands, is as satisfying as anything else we could be doing.

    Throughout my life, I've found answers in song lyrics, the underrated poetry of our age. Here's an example, from the song "The Nearness of You."

    It's not the pale moon that excites me
    That thrills and delights me, oh no
    It's just the nearness of you

    It isn't your sweet conversation
    That brings this sensation, oh no
    It's just the nearness of you

    When you're in my arms and I feel you so close to me
    All my wildest dreams come true

    I need no soft lights to enchant me
    But if you'll only grant me the right
    To hold you ever so tight
    And to feel in the night
    The nearness of you



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    Dec 17, 2009 1:49 AM GMT
    Dante_redux said
    jimbobthedevil saidWhat is this...sex...thing I keep hearing about?





    Oh my god Dante_Redux, you just made my night. Hahahaha
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    Dec 17, 2009 1:55 AM GMT
    jimbobthedevil said
    Dante_redux said
    jimbobthedevil saidWhat is this...sex...thing I keep hearing about?





    Oh my god Dante_Redux, you just made my night. Hahahaha


    hehe Glad it made you laugh!
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    Dec 17, 2009 3:42 AM GMT
    jawrhed said
    collegekid2004 saidI'm stuck in Stage 0...the one with no sex icon_cry.gif




    For the longest time I had that - BUT I GOT LAID LAST NIGHT icon_lol.gif


    Hot Dawg! Was he local or did you have to travel?
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    Dec 17, 2009 3:45 AM GMT
    What about the cuddle, sex, order in take out food, cuddle, sex, cuddle talk, cuddle, sex, sleep, cuddle, sex, talk, go out for breakfast, cuddle, talk, keep each other warm, I can't wait for this weekend phase.
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    Dec 17, 2009 3:51 AM GMT
    I started in stage 2 and have never moved out of it. Is there any hope I can move back to stage 1, because that seems awfully hot?