Anyone Want To Go Grocery Shopping?

  • masculumpedes

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    Dec 16, 2009 3:18 PM GMT
    blondmuscles2-1.jpgIt's so fun when you're handsome and go grocery shopping. You can laugh and make fun of everything, and race the carts the around, and take 100 items to the express lane, and then talk on your cell phone for a long time while people are waiting behind you and everyone thinks it's cute and endearing.
  • DuggerPDX

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    Dec 16, 2009 3:56 PM GMT
    Unless you are the person behind the guy with 100 items. Although I wouldn't mind being behind this guy.

    True story, a couple weeks ago on the day of the Oregon vs Oregon State civil war to decide who would be going to the Rose Bowl I was in our local Costco. It was mobbed with people heading to the game in Eugene stocking up on supplies (beer). There were a bunch of college guys pushing each other around in carts, it was funny.
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    Dec 16, 2009 4:14 PM GMT
    Now, Malefeet...you know that guy doesn't eat regular food! LOL


    Reminds me of the joke about the lady who was newly divorced and got hot for the young man bagging groceries. She asked him to help her to her car. Outside, she said "you know I have an itchy pussy" to which the young man replied "you'll have to point it out, all those foreign cars look alike to me."icon_lol.gif
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    Dec 16, 2009 4:18 PM GMT
    Ha-ha. I was just thinking about a story I heard about a big black woman that was stealing a ham from the grocery store by sliding it up under her dress and walking slowly out of the store with it between your big thighs.

    As she got to the parking lot and started to walk fatter...uh, faster...it fell out and she turned and yelled, "who threw that ham at me?!"
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    Dec 16, 2009 7:06 PM GMT
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    jayseguy saidHa-ha. I was just thinking about a story I heard about a big black woman that was stealing a ham from the grocery store by sliding it up under her dress and walking slowly out of the store with it between your big thighs.

    As she got to the parking lot and started to walk fatter...uh, faster...it fell out and she turned and yelled, "who threw that ham at me?!"


    Have you ever seen that John Waters film where Divine sticks the slab of meat between her thighs in the butcher's shop?


    No, but that sounds like a must-see
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    Dec 16, 2009 9:09 PM GMT
    jayseguy saidHa-ha. I was just thinking about a story I heard about a big black woman that was stealing a ham from the grocery store by sliding it up under her dress and walking slowly out of the store with it between your big thighs.

    As she got to the parking lot and started to walk fatter...uh, faster...it fell out and she turned and yelled, "who threw that ham at me?!"


    Hehe, it's not a ham, but you get the idea.



  • Acorns

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    Dec 16, 2009 11:47 PM GMT
    I get too nervous to have someone else check out for me... i do it myself haha
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    Dec 16, 2009 11:55 PM GMT
    malefeet saidblondmuscles2-1.jpgIt's so fun when you're handsome and go grocery shopping. You can laugh and make fun of everything, and race the carts the around, and take 100 items to the express lane, and then talk on your cell phone for a long time while people are waiting behind you and everyone thinks it's cute and endearing.


    Oh this guy is way too hot to be that rude. He's a Lover Boy not a Prick.
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    Dec 17, 2009 12:01 AM GMT
    malefeet saidblondmuscles2-1.jpgIt's so fun when you're handsome and go grocery shopping. You can laugh and make fun of everything, and race the carts the around, and take 100 items to the express lane, and then talk on your cell phone for a long time while people are waiting behind you and everyone thinks it's cute and endearing.


    Yea holding up the express line makes someone about as cute and endearing as a rabid squirrel. There's a reason why I went to express line! He is hot though...I'd push him around in a cart, and give him a lollipop but only if he was being a good boy (get your mind outta the gutter.... pervs).
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    Dec 17, 2009 12:31 AM GMT
    malefeet saidIt's so fun when you're handsome and go grocery shopping. You can laugh and make fun of everything, and race the carts the around, and take 100 items to the express lane, and then talk on your cell phone for a long time while people are waiting behind you and everyone thinks it's cute and endearing.

    That's not merely gay, that's also blond. icon_razz.gif

    I happen to hate grocery stores, no doubt a reaction to the times I was forced to spend in them as a child, when my father owned a number of stores in the 1950s.

    So I make grocery shopping a technology exercise, using software programs that tell me what items I need to buy in what aisles. First I had them on my Palm, and now an app with my new iPhone. If I turn it into a game, I can get through the ordeal.