malefeet saidIt's so fun when you're handsome and go grocery shopping. You can laugh and make fun of everything, and race the carts the around, and take 100 items to the express lane, and then talk on your cell phone for a long time while people are waiting behind you and everyone thinks it's cute and endearing.
That's not merely gay, that's also blond.
I happen to hate grocery stores, no doubt a reaction to the times I was forced to spend in them as a child, when my father owned a number of stores in the 1950s.
So I make grocery shopping a technology exercise, using software programs that tell me what items I need to buy in what aisles. First I had them on my Palm, and now an app with my new iPhone. If I turn it into a game, I can get through the ordeal.