Underwater Nuclear Christian Warrior

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    Dec 18, 2009 12:50 PM GMT
    One of my guilty pleasures is watching Jeopardy. It comes on at 7pm and if I'm home, I watch it. It's followed by Wheel of Fortune and I usually leave it on while I'm making dinner. It's Military Week or Heroes Week or something this week. Last night, when they were introducing the contestants, I was chopping broccoli and thought I'd heard one of the contestants say that he was an "underwater nuclear christian warrior". I had to drop what I was doing and rewind the dvr to be sure and yep, that's what he called himself. He's some kind of navy officer I guess, in addition to being a complete fucking fucktard. Go christians!
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    Dec 18, 2009 3:03 PM GMT
    And did he win?
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    Dec 18, 2009 3:05 PM GMT
    I couldn't watch anymore after that. I immediately started preparing a fallout shelter.
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    Dec 18, 2009 3:11 PM GMT
    McGay saidI couldn't watch anymore after that. I immediately started preparing a fallout shelter.


    Oh thought you would have watched in case he offered up a prayer to you for assistanceicon_biggrin.gif
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    Dec 18, 2009 3:19 PM GMT
    who did he fight underwater? Neptune? Charlie Tuna?
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    Dec 18, 2009 3:21 PM GMT
    McGay saidLast night, when they were introducing the contestants, I was chopping broccoli...


  • Celticmusl

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    Dec 18, 2009 3:25 PM GMT
    Sounds like a character from The Venture Brothers called Holy Diver. He is flamboyantly gay and his "partner" is called Mile High.

    Holy Diver is on the left in the "sailor" outfit:

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    Dec 18, 2009 3:30 PM GMT
    It has a slow intro, but it is a Holy Diver! icon_twisted.gif



    McGay will like the album cover icon_lol.gif

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    Dec 19, 2009 12:22 AM GMT
    Aquaman died on a cross to save your souls. Maybe it was a fish hook.
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    Dec 19, 2009 1:32 AM GMT
    McGay saidAquaman died on a cross to save your souls. Maybe it was a fish hook.
    Maybe it was Salmon-ella
  • coolarmydude

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    Dec 19, 2009 1:35 AM GMT
    HAHA! You should have watched Survivor last night in which two nitwits invoked God as they called themselves God Warriors and prayed for them to win a reward challenge.


    Since when has God ever been in the business of winning games? Why pray for money as a Christian if Christ didn't need money for his ministry?


    I feel like I understand the concept of Christianity better than 99% of self-proclaimed Christians do! Arrrgghh!