Healthcare plan details revealed

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    Dec 19, 2009 4:21 AM GMT
    Senate Unveils CompromiseCare
    Details of Healthcare Plan Revealed


    WASHINGTON - The United States Senate today unveiled details of its health care plan, tentatively called CompromiseCareTM:

    Under CompromiseCareTM:

    People with no coverage will be allowed to keep their current plan.

    Medicare will be extended to 55-year-olds as soon as they turn 65.

    You will have access to cheap Canadian drugs if you live in Canada.

    States whose names contain vowels will be allowed to opt out of the plan.

    You get to choose which doctor you cannot afford to see.

    You will not have to be pre-certified to qualify for cremation.

    A patient will be considered "pre-existing" if he or she already exists.

    You'll be free to choose between medications and heating fuel.

    Patients can access quality health care if they can prove their name is "Lieberman."

    You will have access to natural remedies, such as death.
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    Dec 19, 2009 4:23 AM GMT
    There should be a law that Congress cannot have any better health care plan, than they have made publically available to everybody.
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    Dec 19, 2009 4:37 AM GMT
    Caslon12000 saidThere should be a law that Congress cannot have any better health care plan, than they have made publically available to everybody.


    I love you.
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    Dec 19, 2009 4:13 PM GMT
    Make that 4 of us ---- SHOCKER...FILM @ 11 icon_lol.gif
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    Dec 20, 2009 4:13 AM GMT
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    icon_rolleyes.gif well apparently in congressional health-care stupidity is not considered a pre-exisiting condition so their claims will not be denied.
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    Dec 21, 2009 12:41 AM GMT
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    Dec 23, 2009 2:51 AM GMT
    Loved it! Thanks for posting that one.
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    Dec 23, 2009 2:58 AM GMT
    Caslon12000 saidThere should be a law that Congress cannot have any better health care plan, than they have made publically available to everybody.


    You're my new hero, immediately after Ben Franklin. I still love him more. Sorry.
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    Dec 23, 2009 3:24 AM GMT

    You know you are in touble you Libs if I like the plan.

    It has such wonderful "Wiggle Room."

    Lol.