Top 10 Stores To Pick-Up A Gay Boyfriend....

  • masculumpedes

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    Dec 20, 2009 12:22 AM GMT
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    #10 - Pier 1
    This home interior standard has been the spot to find up twinks and the butch-challenged for years. Not only can you find gay guys easily at Pier 1, but you can pick up a scented candle for ambiance.

    #9 - Borders
    Nothing is as sexy as a man who knows his letters - unless he's picking out self-help books like, "How to Cut the Apron Strings: Letting Go of Mom." Plus, you can ask him if he'd like to grab some coffee without ever leaving the store!

    #8 - Starbucks
    Speaking of grabbing coffee, you'll find plenty of gay men at the local Starbucks. The mammoth chain always has at least one gay barista per store and a baker's dozen online at the tables. If you see the apple of your eye cruising Manhunt, invite him to munch your muffin.

    #7 - Home Depot
    There's a reason why this store's nickname is Homo Depot. Who doesn't want a big butch man who knows how to use his power tools? Ask Mr. Fix It for advice on how to clean out your plumbing or what size bolts you'll need to install a sling.

    #6 - The Apple Store
    Everyone needs a genius in their life. Whether it's the emo kid working sales, the sexy tech guru behind the counter, or the college kids spending mom and dad's money on iPhone covers and laptops, the Apple Store is chock full of hot guys with taste, smarts, and money to spend.

    #5 - Macy's
    Ah, the good old fashioned department store. From the makeup counter to the men's suit department, there's plenty of gay employees to choose from. See the shopper staring longingly at the Calvin Klein underwear? Grab a pair and tell him they'd look good laying around his ankles!

    #4 - Target
    Who doesn't know a gay guy who works and/or shops at Target? Enough said.

    #3 - Gap
    See that guy checking out his ass in the mirror? Tell him he rocks those khakis like an African explorer. Let him know you've got experience handling big snakes and invite him on a private safari.

    #2 - Whole Foods
    Just about any grocery store is perfect for picking up a man. There's a reason why single gay guys swear by the produce section... Is he shopping for one? Target sighted.

    #1 - PetSmart
    The man who's willing to spend big bucks on his dog is begging for attention and adoration. Let him know you'll always be happy to greet him at the door and he'll follow you home like a puppy.
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    Dec 20, 2009 9:44 AM GMT
    why didn't I see you in the stores and Starbucks? Don't forget Saksicon_razz.gif
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    Dec 20, 2009 9:45 AM GMT
    Shouldn't banana republic be on that list?
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    Dec 20, 2009 10:48 AM GMT
    not express?
  • GQjock

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    Dec 20, 2009 11:12 AM GMT
    What .... no Crate and Barrell?

    I've done pretty well there ...... even an employee once icon_cool.gif
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    Dec 20, 2009 11:15 AM GMT
    GQjock saidWhat .... no Crate and Barrell?

    I've done pretty well there ...... even an employee once icon_cool.gif


    hahahaha, well done
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    Dec 20, 2009 11:37 AM GMT
    Abercrombie & Fitch, helllooooo!?
  • jlly_rnchr

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    Dec 20, 2009 12:12 PM GMT
    I believe Wegman's should be on that list, I honestly feel like I'm passing another gay man every other aisle I walk down. I'm not complaining, mind you, just an observation. And of course, my gaydar-in-training could be misfiring.

    This may be specifically my Wegman's in Cherry Hill, and not a chain-wide trend.
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    Dec 20, 2009 12:26 PM GMT
    Orlando got it’s first H&M last month. I unwittingly went on it’s opening day. I’m telling you…there were so many extra S’s, and so much swooning over the edgy styles. I think every gay man in Orlando was there.

    Z galerie - in keeping with the interior design idea.





  • GQjock

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    Dec 20, 2009 12:34 PM GMT
    Damn .... we need and H&M
    down here
    You'd think down in Miami there'd be one icon_confused.gif
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    Dec 20, 2009 12:41 PM GMT
    It really makes me laugh...

    Americans will swoon over H&M when europe it's really just fashion walmart...... Yet Europeans will do the same for A&F

    As for that list..... I do mean HELLO.... Pottery Barn/William Senoma
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    Dec 20, 2009 12:42 PM GMT
    I have been cruised a couple times at …Academy.icon_redface.gif
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    Dec 20, 2009 12:51 PM GMT
    What optional accessories are there and what sort of warranty period are we talking about? also ith the warranty what is covered?
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    Dec 20, 2009 12:57 PM GMT
    Starbucks? That's if your looking for unemployed gays.
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    Dec 20, 2009 12:59 PM GMT
    Armani Exchange, Diesel, Old Navy, French Connection and Zara should be the Lists
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    Dec 20, 2009 1:11 PM GMT
    n8698u saidOrlando got it’s first H&M last month. I unwittingly went on it’s opening day. I’m telling you…there were so many extra S’s, and so much swooning over the edgy styles. I think every gay man in Orlando was there.

    Z galerie - in keeping with the interior design idea.



    I almost forgot:
    As strange as it sounds...Yankee Candle. I went there to get some Christmas scented room spray. I couldn't take a step without tripping over a gay.
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    Dec 20, 2009 1:37 PM GMT
    GQjock saidDamn .... we need and H&M
    down here
    You'd think down in Miami there'd be one icon_confused.gif


    I agree, H&M is one of my favorite stores. Miami is huge I know it would do well here, especially, as fashion conscious as some of the people are.
  • dreamer121

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    Dec 20, 2009 1:41 PM GMT
    jackofhearts46 saidnot express?



    No, I've worked there for 3 1/2 years, and I've only been hit on 2, maybe 3 times (couldn't tell if he was just really nice and lost... or trying to flirt)

    ... then again maybe its me.



    MsclDrew saidIt really makes me laugh...

    Americans will swoon over H&M when europe it's really just fashion walmart...... Yet Europeans will do the same for A&F

    As for that list..... I do mean HELLO.... Pottery Barn/William Senoma



    I agree... with both comments.
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    Dec 20, 2009 2:25 PM GMT
    You got to me kidding!? I can't believe you forgot Bed Bad and Beyond!!


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    Dec 20, 2009 2:29 PM GMT
    What about Bath and Body Works? Ha Ha!!icon_smile.gif
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    Dec 20, 2009 2:31 PM GMT
    Yankee Candle if you live in New England, too.....
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    Dec 20, 2009 2:34 PM GMT
    MagickBoy saidWhat about Bath and Body Works? Ha Ha!!icon_smile.gif


    That too!!! but every time I shop in that store I see mostly woman!!


    ♥ Leandro ♥
  • cityguy39

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    Dec 20, 2009 2:52 PM GMT
    Dude you need to revise your list. Banana Republic should be in the top 5!!! There were so many gay men at the Michigan Ave store Friday, it wasn't even funny. From the store clerks to the shoppers, it was like boys town central lol.
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    Dec 20, 2009 3:06 PM GMT
    IKEA?!icon_biggrin.gif
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    Dec 20, 2009 3:14 PM GMT
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