Nuke Canada!!!

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    Dec 20, 2009 10:18 PM GMT
    Just nuke 'em unitl the country glows red hot and doesnt produce another cold wind for rest of earth's existence!!!

    Damn country....just cuz their ancestors didnt have enough sense not to settle there....God prolly though he was being really clever putting all the genetic misfits way up north...He should have realized they wouldnt be smart enough to run a weather system without fucking up the rest of the world!!!!!

    We should invade the damn country and make them come down here and clean this mess up. If they cant keep their damn cold air up there, they could be slapped in chains and made to shovel this shit up.

    Damn country!...if it wasnt for trying to build a railroad, the damn country wouldnt have any history at all.

    That's all I got to say.


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    Dec 20, 2009 10:21 PM GMT
    CANADA is like the BEST COUNTRY e-ver. They sent me royalty checks for my nature film, when PBS did NOT. They were the first to publish an article on my new wrestling documentary, U.S. did NOT. Butchart Gardens carried my nature documentary and sold a TON, U.S. did NOT. They have better Health care, gay marriage, U.S. is WAY behind. Canada Rules, sorry, but the U.S. really kinda sucks. We are a country that comes up with good ideas, and then destroys them.

    GO CANADA! You are the PETRI DISH to test everything RIGHT!
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    Dec 20, 2009 10:28 PM GMT
    YEAH, Caslon! What did Canada and Canadians ever do to YOU?

    Have you considered nuking New Jersey instead?
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    Dec 20, 2009 10:30 PM GMT
    Red_Vespa saidYEAH, Caslon! What did Canada and Canadians ever do to YOU?

    Have you considered New Jersey instead?

    19 fucking inches of snow!!!! That's what! Keep that shit up there where it belongs!!!!!! .... icon_evil.gif

    That's all I got to say.
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    Dec 20, 2009 10:39 PM GMT
    You're welcome. Merry Christmas!

    As a current resident of Canada, we send with fondness our famous Alberta Clipper, carrying with it, inches upon inches of wintery wonder!



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    Dec 20, 2009 10:45 PM GMT
    actually we're working on an excellent concept which shows lots of potential.
    We'd basically suck up the warm air from Florida, California, Arizona and some of Texas ( not too much, we might end up with Bush stuck in the pipes like a bad pretzel ). , providing us with a very temperate mild climate.
    Stay tuned.
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    Dec 20, 2009 10:56 PM GMT
    Caslon12000 saidJust nuke 'em unitl the country glows red hot and doesnt produce another cold wind for rest of earth's existence!!!

    Damn country....just cuz their ancestors didnt have enough sense not to settle there....God prolly though he was being really clever putting all the genetic misfits way up north...He should have realized they wouldnt be smart enough to run a weather system without fucking up the rest of the world!!!!!

    We should invade the damn country and make them come down here and clean this mess up. If they cant keep their damn cold air up there, they could be slapped in chains and made to shovel this shit up.

    Damn country!...if it wasnt for trying to build a railroad, the damn country wouldnt have any history at all.


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    Dec 20, 2009 11:01 PM GMT
    xassantex saidactually we're working on an excellent concept which shows lots of potential.
    We'd basically suck up the warm air from Florida, California, Arizona and some of Texas ( not too much, we might end up with Bush stuck in the pipes like a bad pretzel ). , providing us with a very temperate mild climate.
    Stay tuned.

    Well, thanks to climate changes accelerated by the policies of Bush and his Republican cronies, you may soon get your temperate weather up there. While down here the US becomes a desert, at least in those higher places not covered by the rising oceans.
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    Dec 20, 2009 11:32 PM GMT
    If they're going to be exporting frigid air in the winter, we should close the northern border and not let it in. Just fucking close the fucking border all winter, if they cant act more responsibly! America is just too lenient with them. We let them walk all over us. This shit has got to stop!

    That's all I got to say.

    I regret         that...  I have but one fur coat ... FOR THIS WINTER!!!!

  • Webster666

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    Dec 21, 2009 2:08 AM GMT
    Maybe we should have built the wall on THAT border, you know, to keep all their damned snow from coming over here...
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    Dec 21, 2009 2:40 AM GMT
    Well you could always built a glass dome over the U.S., like they did in the Simpsons movie.icon_lol.gif We hardly have any snow here in Toronto.

    And it's to warm up over the next few days....break out the speedos!icon_twisted.gif
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    Dec 21, 2009 2:57 AM GMT
    Two words: Nuclear Winter....(you think it's cold now...)icon_lol.gif
  • Thirdbeach

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    Dec 21, 2009 3:08 AM GMT
    Yes! Nuke Canada!

    Wait: you Americans couldn't find us on a map, so we got now worries.

    Enjoy the snow, while we here in Vancouver get the "Pineapple Express" from Hawaii.
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    Dec 21, 2009 3:50 AM GMT
    Damn Hawaiians !
    Oh.
    Wait a minute...

    Never mind.
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    Dec 21, 2009 3:58 AM GMT
    But before you nuke Canada, we in Mexico will be very happy to grant asylum to all hot Canadian guys... icon_cool.gif then you may continue.

    *does list of hot Canadians in RJ that he wants to bring here* icon_twisted.gif
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    Dec 21, 2009 4:03 AM GMT
    Engineer saidBut before you nuke Canada, we in Mexico will be very happy to grant asylum to all hot Canadian guys... icon_cool.gif then you may continue.

    *does list of hot Canadians in RJ that he wants to bring here* icon_twisted.gif

    If there were enough hot canadians to make a list, then there wouldnt be so much cold air, would there? DUH!

    With all the continents in the world and we have to share it with these two. My driveway looks like the fucking white cliffs of Dover. I am mad as hell and I'm not taking it anymore.

    It's their damn conservative gov't. Prolly privatized the weather! ... icon_evil.gif
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    Dec 21, 2009 4:19 AM GMT
    Caslon12000 said
    Red_Vespa saidYEAH, Caslon! What did Canada and Canadians ever do to YOU?

    Have you considered New Jersey instead?

    19 fucking inches of snow!!!! That's what! Keep that shit up there where it belongs!!!!!! .... icon_evil.gif

    That's all I got to say.



    Just to let you know we didn't get the snow you got icon_biggrin.gif. There is no snow here in toronto!!
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    Dec 21, 2009 1:31 PM GMT
    AnDerRew said
    Caslon12000 said
    Red_Vespa saidYEAH, Caslon! What did Canada and Canadians ever do to YOU?

    Have you considered New Jersey instead?

    19 fucking inches of snow!!!! That's what! Keep that shit up there where it belongs!!!!!! .... icon_evil.gif

    That's all I got to say.



    Just to let you know we didn't get the snow you got icon_biggrin.gif. There is no snow here in toronto!!

    SEE! SEE! Proof positive of their perfidy. These people are hell bent on world hegemony by burying the rest of us in snow. That squeeky clean RCMP image is just a ruse. They are evil and will drop a ton of snow on you faster than you can say "eh?"
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    Dec 21, 2009 1:52 PM GMT
    Caslon12000 saidSEE! SEE! Proof positive of their perfidy. These people are hell bent on world hegemony by burying the rest of us in snow. That squeeky clean RCMP image is just a ruse. They are evil and will drop a ton of snow on you faster than you can say "eh?"

    If this RCMP training film I found is any indication, I don't think the US has anything to worry about. icon_rolleyes.gif

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    Dec 21, 2009 2:02 PM GMT
    Those Mounties sure can sing though, even if their diversity training needs a little work:

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    Dec 21, 2009 2:11 PM GMT
    The coldest July I ever spent on the face of the earth I spent in Montreal during the Oil Embargo. (No, the embargo had nothing to do with how cold it was there.)
    {And if you are too young to know the time frame of the embargo, READ A BOOK!}

    So:




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    Dec 21, 2009 2:11 PM GMT
    Red_Vespa said
    If this RCMP training film I found is any indication, I don't think the US has anything to worry about. icon_rolleyes.gif

    That...and the fact that they built their navy in the Edmonton shopping mall ...and then realized they couldnt get it out. Apparently, squeeky clean doesnt equate to really bright. So they must be getting foreign intelligence assistance. A direct violation of the Monroe Doctrine...and a perfectly good legal basis for nuking Canada. QED.
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    Dec 21, 2009 2:48 PM GMT


    Hmmpf...our Foreign Intelligence assistance is from the US. They told us Edmonton Mall was the best place to build our navy, especially after our communistic government that so many USers fear outlawed ships in water. Something about getting the hulls wet.

    In the meantime, this snow is a great opportunity for our car manufacturers, so we're offering you our latest and greatest Kanadian Kar - free delivery!

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    Dec 21, 2009 3:07 PM GMT
    I remember the last time you canuckistanis tried to invade the US...

    political pictures for your blog
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    Dec 21, 2009 3:09 PM GMT
    ..and then apparently you got in an argument with yourselves... icon_rolleyes.gif

    a tank

    ...ok, I photoshopped the shell coming out the barrel, cuz also apparently you all didnt know how to shoot the thing and really were just saying "pew pew"

    ...and that's why you turned to snow as your WMD. QED.