Laugh......or else..... :-)

  • masculumpedes

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    Dec 21, 2009 12:32 AM GMT
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    A woman visited a psychic of some local repute. In a dark and hazy Room, peering into a crystal ball, the mystic delivered grave news: "There's no easy way to say this, so I'll just be blunt - prepare Yourself to be a widow. Your husband will die a violent and horrible Death this year." Visibly shaken, the woman stared intently at the psychic's lined Face, then at the single flickering candle, then down at her hands. She took a few deep breaths to compose herself. She simply had to Know. So she met the fortune teller's gaze, steadied her voice, and Asked her next question: "Will I be acquitted?"
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    Dec 21, 2009 2:04 AM GMT
    Ha ha, where you do find all this stuff. Its hilarious and am becoming a fan of your posts.
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    Dec 21, 2009 2:27 AM GMT
    Hahahahaha. That's rich. That made my day...errr...evening.
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    Dec 21, 2009 3:56 AM GMT
    Or else what? icon_twisted.gif
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    Dec 21, 2009 3:57 AM GMT
    DODGY1974 saidOr else what? icon_twisted.gif


    Thread officially on course!