Real Jocker of the Year 2009

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    Dec 21, 2009 3:32 AM GMT
    Yes yes, a popularity contest is just completely wrong for all sorts of reasons, but I thought its introduction last year was both fun and embarrassing in just the right mix, and mostly all positive, which is always something to appreciate.

    Last year, the inimitable Sedative won RJ-er of the Year 2008 (http://www.realjock.com/gayforums/369476/). But this year, it's a different cast of characters, so let's have at it.

    Rules are:

    1) State who you think should be RJer of the Year 2009 and why.

    2) OK OK if you can't make up your mind, you can nominate more than one, but please keep it to no more than 3, otherwise it becomes really hard to tally the votes.

    3) You can vote for yourself, but it will be wasted, as any vote for yourself doesn't count in the final tally. But it will indicate to the rest of us that you have a healthy ego.

    4) Entries will be accepted until midnite, Samoan time, Dec 31st.

    5) Someone else is going to have to volunteer to make the spreadsheet and tally the votes early next year, cause I ain't doin it again, uh uh no way, mmm mmm. * wags head and finger *

    6) In the first week of Jan, next year, Sedative will dress in the traditional white satin strapless number and ceremoniously hand over his sequined crown to the 2009 winner. Tears will flow. Flashbulbs will pop. And virgins will be sacrificed.


    I'll start things off with my three (altho I can think of about 30 guys that are worthy of the honor):

    MunchingZombie Cause he's smart, logical, funny, has been active on here since the dawn of time, and has just the right amount slightly bitter aftertaste. Oh, and he's cute too.

    Zdrew Cause he's smart, fascinating, funny, has been active on here since the dawn of time, and has just the right amount slightly bitchy aftertaste. Oh, and he's pretty too.

    GuerrillaSodomite Cause he's the perfect 50/50 split of crazy and sane. Cause he's been making everyone laugh since the dawn of time. Cause Stabby the Bear told me to. Oh, and he's cute too.



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    Dec 21, 2009 6:19 AM GMT
    I'd have to agree GuerrillaSodomite is 50% crazy & 50% nice. Being that we were lovers for a period of time, I'm kinda partial to him. icon_lol.gif So ya, he could be the RealJocker of the Year... But don't be alarmed if he tells you his diet. You'll die. Right, Robby? The boy loves his cheese!
  • UncleverName

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    Dec 21, 2009 6:21 AM GMT
    I'd have to vote for IguanaSF http://www.realjock.com/iguanaSF.
    Hands down, without a doubt.
    3 times, if I can.
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    Dec 21, 2009 6:26 AM GMT
    CoreyS saidI'd have to agree GuerrillaSodomite is 50% crazy & 50% nice. Being that we were lovers for a period of time, I'm kinda partial to him. icon_lol.gif So ya, he could be the RealJocker of the Year... But don't be alarmed if he tells you his diet. You'll die. Right, Robby? The boy loves his cheese!


    Awwww, thanks, baby. icon_wink.gif See, all you guys automatically assumed all my exes were dead or in witness relocation.


    My nominations are numerous.

    maxfitmike
    mnjock2003
    iguanasf
    meninlove
    danisnotstr8
    theguynextdoor
    matt45710
    jprichva
    zdrew
    munchingzombie
    squarejaw
    sedative
    mcgay



  • 8Always_Hard8

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    Dec 21, 2009 6:28 AM GMT
    ooo this sounds sexy/fun icon_smile.gif
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    Dec 21, 2009 6:34 AM GMT
    Decisions, decisions!icon_surprised.gif
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    Dec 21, 2009 6:37 AM GMT
    GuerrillaSodomite said

    Awwww, thanks, baby. icon_wink.gif See, all you guys automatically assumed all my exes were dead or in witness relocation.


    My nominations are numerous.

    maxfitmike
    mnjock2003
    iguanasf
    meninlove
    danisnotstr8
    theguynextdoor
    matt45710
    jprichva
    zdrew
    munchingzombie
    squarejaw





    I did assume you'd feasted on them, yes. This changes everything I thought I knew.
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    Dec 21, 2009 6:37 AM GMT
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    Dec 21, 2009 6:42 AM GMT
    McGay.

    I'll stipulate to everyone mentioned above.
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    Dec 21, 2009 6:44 AM GMT
    Chewey_Delt said
    GuerrillaSodomite said

    Awwww, thanks, baby. icon_wink.gif See, all you guys automatically assumed all my exes were dead or in witness relocation.







    I did assume you'd feasted on them, yes. This changes everything I thought I knew.


    Well, the boy does have lovely huge lips that put Angelina Jolie or Jay-Z to shame. Shame to kill something that rare and beautiful. Well, until I graduate from taxidermy school.
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    Dec 21, 2009 6:46 AM GMT
    I'd like to nominate, in no particular order:

    Squarejaw

    UrsaMajor

    and

    Oh, let me think about my 3rd and final nomination.
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    Dec 21, 2009 9:50 AM GMT
    jrs1: http://www.realjock.com/jrs1

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    I nominate jrs because he is a force to be reckoned with in the forums or chat; and he brings an indomitable intellect, care, kindness and humour to all with whom he interacts.

    nv7_: http://www.realjock.com/nv7_

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    I nominate nv because he is one of the most stable personalities I have encountered here, always willing to lend an ear to a voice in need, and always able to make you laugh, even when you feel it is an impossible task to do so.





    My third nomination will have to wait, as there are many contenders and I will need to think about it.
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    Dec 21, 2009 9:53 AM GMT
    Where are all the votes for me huh? icon_rolleyes.gif

    Ungrateful fuckers.
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    Dec 21, 2009 10:04 AM GMT
    I nominate the following 3 even though one is techncally a couple:

    1. Squarejaw-http://www.realjock.com/Squarejaw. Rob is the constant informer of all things anti-gay establishment and gives us the ammunition we need to fight along with him.

    2. metta8-http://www.realjock.com/metta8-the consumate activist alerting us to newsalerts about issues important to the community.

    3. meninlove-http://www.realjock.com/meninlove-my Canadian pals have always been a source of kindness and sage advise to all here and a veritable moral compass, IMHO.

    Any one of these would wear the Real Jock of the Year crown well as they already represent us well. They rock!
  • kinetic

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    Dec 21, 2009 10:29 AM GMT
    had no idea this happened last year -way to go Sed! icon_biggrin.gif (cookies *drool*)
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    Dec 21, 2009 10:39 AM GMT
    Tony, Tony, Tony! Bless your Texas sized heart. icon_biggrin.gif You will always be my RealJocker, but I can't wear my lust on my sleeve, so, without further ado...

    There is only 1 true RealJocker in my book. He's a man for every season with an image for every holiday.
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    Dec 21, 2009 11:04 AM GMT
    Ja89

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    jrs1

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    Dec 21, 2009 11:09 AM GMT
    McGay saidTony, Tony, Tony! Bless your Texas sized heart. icon_biggrin.gif You will always be my RealJocker, but I can't wear my lust on my sleeve, so, without further ado...

    There is only 1 true RealJocker in my book. He's a man for every season with an image for every holiday.
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    This is SO going into my image collection. Thanks, MGay, for the greatest gift of all!
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    Dec 21, 2009 11:24 AM GMT
    McGay saidTony, Tony, Tony! Bless your Texas sized heart. icon_biggrin.gif You will always be my RealJocker, but I can't wear my lust on my sleeve, so, without further ado...

    There is only 1 true RealJocker in my book. He's a man for every season with an image for every holiday.
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    Just when I thought my opinion of G_f"A"rce could not slip further into the "I need to vomit" category, another picture of this fool floats to the surface. icon_eek.gif
    Please make it stop. My eyes can't take anymore of this bloody delusional dolt! icon_cry.gif
    Cheers,
    Keith
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    NB- although the above pic doesn't come close to this "beauty":
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    Dec 21, 2009 11:50 AM GMT
    Here we go AGAIN =^(
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    Dec 21, 2009 11:53 AM GMT
    MsclDrew saidHere we go AGAIN =^(


    Alright, I promise. Not another word. (on this thread) It was just too easy.
    -Keith
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    Dec 21, 2009 1:37 PM GMT
    reppaT said
    McGay saidTony, Tony, Tony! Bless your Texas sized heart. icon_biggrin.gif You will always be my RealJocker, but I can't wear my lust on my sleeve, so, without further ado...

    There is only 1 true RealJocker in my book. He's a man for every season with an image for every holiday.
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    This is SO going into my image collection. Thanks, MGay, for the greatest gift of all!


    careful, someone will turn the copyright police on you.

    Thought to self "Self, do you think Target sells a nice boxed set of cards with these images?"
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    Dec 21, 2009 1:41 PM GMT
    RST2009 said
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    This is SO going into my image collection. Thanks, MGay, for the greatest gift of all!

    careful, someone will turn the copyright police on you.

    Thought to self "Self, do you think Target sells a nice boxed set of cards with these images?"

    I doubt they do. It would be better fused with this

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    Also, apart from JP,

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    Vote for me you miserable mos.
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    Dec 21, 2009 1:50 PM GMT
    G_Spot can be my RJ Mean Girl any day <3

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    Dec 21, 2009 1:52 PM GMT
    Ciarsolo saidG_Spot can be my RJ Mean Girl any day <3

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    Youre quick on the photoshop... fast fingers in everything you do?