Something weird just happened to me.

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    Dec 23, 2009 8:40 PM GMT

    I was in the kitchen cutting leg quarters for dinner and some how I hit a pocket or switched the knife in a way that propelled a glob of gooey wet chicken juice right into my lips. I immediately ran to the bathroom to wash it off and felt ever so peculiar when I looked into the mirror and found I was blushing. Returning to the chicken quarter I was cutting, I felt awkward around it. icon_redface.gif

  • Timbales

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    Dec 23, 2009 8:43 PM GMT
    you got turned on by a dead chicken?
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    Dec 23, 2009 8:44 PM GMT
    lol, let us know if you sprout feathers or feel the urge to sit on the roof and crow at daybreak.

    ...and careful how you sit on them eggs!


    Merry Christmas, shugah!

    xo
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    Dec 23, 2009 9:09 PM GMT

    Timberoo saidyou got turned on by a dead chicken?


    Ha,ha. Yours are the only prime cuts that turn me on, but I think it was the sensation of the gloppy gloop hitting my mouth that did it. It's been a while. icon_redface.gif

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    Dec 23, 2009 9:15 PM GMT
    I'm sure there's little risk, but you want to watch out for salmonella.
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    Dec 23, 2009 9:17 PM GMT

    ^just my lips, dear. I didn't swallow. icon_surprised.gif

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    Dec 23, 2009 9:20 PM GMT
    The check's in the mail and ... nevermind icon_cool.gif
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    Dec 23, 2009 9:23 PM GMT
    Timberoo saidyou got turned on by a dead chicken?


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    Dec 23, 2009 9:25 PM GMT
    hector2009 said
    Timberoo saidyou got turned on by a dead chicken?


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    I have one of those chickens. In my office. I feel dirty now.

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    Dec 23, 2009 9:29 PM GMT
    reppaT saidThe check's in the mail and ... nevermind icon_cool.gif


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    Dec 24, 2009 12:50 AM GMT
    hector2009 said
    Timberoo saidyou got turned on by a dead chicken?


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    Ha ha, one of the craziest videos I have seen.
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    Dec 24, 2009 1:27 AM GMT
    Unfortunately you couldn't buy him dinner at least...well since he was after all.

    O and GG, if you wanted dark meat, why didn't you just call me?
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    Dec 24, 2009 1:46 AM GMT
    epic fail pictures
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    Dec 24, 2009 1:53 AM GMT

    Timberoo saidyou got turned on by a dead chicken?


    Let's hear it, cookie man. A tube of double fudge or a glob of chocolate chip never caught your eye? You can tell me, Chips Ahoy!!

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    Dec 24, 2009 2:27 AM GMT
    I didn't know you can blush...
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    Dec 24, 2009 2:41 AM GMT
    GuiltyGear said
    Timberoo saidyou got turned on by a dead chicken?

    Chips Ahoy!!


    If I am going to eat cookies, I am going to make it worth it and bake them myself.
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    Dec 24, 2009 9:21 AM GMT
    That sounds foul. But it "tis the time for sharing. You would make a grand Horton!

    Reminds me of milking cows and all those vaginas looking back at you, the the stuff that come out of em too; all the times I got sprayed.
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    Dec 24, 2009 10:15 AM GMT
    eeww

    im not the squeemish kind but thinking about what happened to you makes me sick

    bleh

    i'll remember to wear a surgical mask the next time im cutting meat
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    Dec 24, 2009 10:16 AM GMT
    GuiltyGear said
    I was in the kitchen cutting leg quarters for dinner and some how I hit a pocket or switched the knife in a way that propelled a glob of gooey wet chicken juice right into my lips. I immediately ran to the bathroom to wash it off and felt ever so peculiar when I looked into the mirror and found I was blushing. Returning to the chicken quarter I was cutting, I felt awkward around it. icon_redface.gif



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    Dec 24, 2009 10:28 AM GMT
    was the chicken raw? maybe you are becoming a vampire icon_lol.gif

    be careful, it might be rats next icon_eek.gif

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    Dec 24, 2009 11:22 AM GMT
    what a cock
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    Dec 24, 2009 6:32 PM GMT

    makavelli saidI didn't know you can blush...


    It's kinda like writing a leading comment, I know when I'm doing it.

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    Dec 25, 2009 7:33 AM GMT
    GuiltyGear said
    makavelli saidI didn't know you can blush...


    It's kinda like writing a leading comment, I know when I'm doing it.




    Touché, friend.