New Sexual Positions....

  • masculumpedes

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    Dec 24, 2009 9:43 PM GMT
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    Are you tired of the boring old positions? Well you've come to the right place. Here you can learn new and radical ideas that have already occurred to others and hey, some of these really do make GREAT positions:

    The Piledriver - One guy almost doing a handstand. The other guy standing above him, holding his legs and enters him from above.

    Golden Gate Bridge - One guy does a reverse bridge (like on all fours but upside down), other guy kneels in front of him.

    The Moose - Guy behind partner, doggy style. When his partner isn't looking, guy raises hands to the head, palms spread and thumbs touching the ears. Sticking out of the tongue is optional.

    The Richard Nixon - Similar to the moose, only instead of looking like a moose, the man makes a peace sign with his index and middle fingers.

    The Pathetic - One guy standing, his partner on knees in front of him, begging for sex.

    Rodeo style - Guy penetrates partner, preferably doggy style, and then says "you know, you do it just like your brother", and tries to stay inside for 8 seconds.

    Well, there are more if you're interested.....but just have fun and don't break anything.
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    Dec 24, 2009 9:49 PM GMT
    The Running Men- You insert yourself behind your man and the two of you do laps around the room with you inserted inside

    Sleeping Beauty- your man inserts himself inside you and you take a nap until he finishes

    The Dealmaker- your partner is on his knees, you get behind him and insert yourself inside him. A few minutes into it, you grab a cell phone, dial and begin talking while fucking.
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    Dec 24, 2009 9:49 PM GMT
    malefeet said
    Rodeo style - Guy penetrates partner, preferably doggy style, and then says "you know, you do it just like your brother", and tries to stay inside for 8 seconds.


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