A few questions to ask yourself after waking up in a strange bedroom.....

  • masculumpedes

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    Dec 24, 2009 9:56 PM GMT
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    This can be a very confusing, embarrassing time, so I've come up with a list to help you the next time it happens:

    Is there a guy sleeping next to you? (If so, is he handsome?).

    Are you in need of medical attention? (Hint:If body feels like it's been hit by a train but is still in one piece, you're probably just hungover).

    Are you wearing pants? (Supplemental: when was the last time you saw your pants? do you remember taking off your pants? did you get into someone else's pants?).

    Do you remember he name of the person that drove you home (this is especially useful if the person still happens to be sleeping with you the next morning).

    Does the language spoken by the locals seem familiar? (Hint: if not, it's going to be a long walk home, You'd better find your pants).

    Is the sky blue(ish) and the grass green(ish)? (Hint: if not, you're not on earth, you're not going to be able to walk home, even if you can find your pants).
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    Dec 25, 2009 2:25 AM GMT
    I def. wanna party with Malefeet this New Years Eve! LMAOicon_cool.gificon_biggrin.gificon_lol.gif
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    Dec 25, 2009 2:34 AM GMT
    From personal experience, I can add:

    - Do you remember your OWN name?
    - If there's a guy lying next to you, is he still breathing?
    - Is your mouth able to form words, in ANY language?
    - If you find your pants, were they inside the house?
    - Was the guy who drove you there a taxi driver, and is he still wearing his cap in bed?
  • baldone

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    Dec 25, 2009 2:44 AM GMT
    StudlyScrewRite said I def. wanna party with Malefeet this New Years Eve! LMAOicon_cool.gificon_biggrin.gificon_lol.gif
    this guy is hot and just cracks me up...i agree..def would love to party with this guy anytime
  • Timbales

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    Dec 25, 2009 2:53 AM GMT
    I don't know if I've ever woken up in a strange bedroom. lol
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    Dec 25, 2009 3:42 AM GMT
    #1. Yes, there was a guy sleeping next to me, and yes he was pretty damn handsome.

    #2. No I was not in need of any medical attention, and was just a little hungover.

    #3. Since I hardly ever wear pants, this time was no different. Though neither was he, and I'm pretty sure I'm the one who took his off.

    #4. We walked back to his place, and yes I did remember his name the next morning.

    #5. The natives spoke the same slang I do, so I was ok!

    #6. The sky was blue, grass green, and unfortunately, it was all a dream icon_cry.gif