Dec 24, 2009 9:56 PM GMT
This can be a very confusing, embarrassing time, so I've come up with a list to help you the next time it happens:
Is there a guy sleeping next to you? (If so, is he handsome?).
Are you in need of medical attention? (Hint:If body feels like it's been hit by a train but is still in one piece, you're probably just hungover).
Are you wearing pants? (Supplemental: when was the last time you saw your pants? do you remember taking off your pants? did you get into someone else's pants?).
Do you remember he name of the person that drove you home (this is especially useful if the person still happens to be sleeping with you the next morning).
Does the language spoken by the locals seem familiar? (Hint: if not, it's going to be a long walk home, You'd better find your pants).
Is the sky blue(ish) and the grass green(ish)? (Hint: if not, you're not on earth, you're not going to be able to walk home, even if you can find your pants).