Advice For The Lonely Gay Man--Part I (How To Pick Up Men)

  • masculumpedes

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    Dec 26, 2009 12:49 AM GMT
    There are times that we all need our space and want to be alone. There are also times that we desire the companionship of another guy, whether straight, gay, etc. If you're looking, the following series may be very informative.

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    Part One-- How to Pick Up Straight Men

    Approach
    Pick the one you want...then go get him. If it's dark or you're unsure of anything, don't be shy about viewing him at close range. Straight guys understand that just because you're looking at them, it doesn't mean you're interested. It's normal procedure.

    Appearance
    Appearance does not matter. Straight men have many different tastes, and it is impossible to satisfy all of them at once. It is impossible to give a universal "look".

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    Try not to smoke. Try even harder not to flame.

    Caution
    Be aware that your approach can be taken very differently in different places. Often a simple smile after eye contact will let you know whether the man is interested in you approaching him, or if you should run in fear because he is now brandishing a baseball bat. I know he looks even sexier with that baseball bat, but trust me, it's wooden and you will get splinters, and he will not be using it that way for sexual purposes.
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    Dec 26, 2009 2:47 AM GMT
    malefeet said Try even harder not to flame.



    lol..is this possible? icon_eek.gif
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    Dec 26, 2009 2:51 AM GMT
    WTF are you talking about this time?!!!
  • Timbales

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    Dec 26, 2009 2:53 AM GMT
    My first rule is to always lift with the knees, not the back.
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    Dec 26, 2009 2:59 AM GMT
    I'll wait for Part II before offering my commentary...haha
  • masculumpedes

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    Dec 26, 2009 3:26 AM GMT
    Timberoo saidMy first rule is to always lift with the knees, not the back.


    Thanks for the helpful hint icon_wink.gif
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    Dec 26, 2009 3:28 AM GMT
    Well, I want for us to focus on picking up non-straight men.
    Looks like the headline says "how to pick up straight men."

    So, if MaleFeet is ok with this...let's start Part II...How to pick up non-straight (or how to pick up gay) men!
  • masculumpedes

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    Dec 26, 2009 3:34 AM GMT
    RPMSoccer saidWell, I want for us to focus on picking up non-straight men.
    Looks like the headline says "how to pick up straight men."

    So, if MaleFeet is ok with this...let's start Part II...How to pick up non-straight (or how to pick up gay) men!



    Yeah, Part II is titled: How to pick up gay men.....lol
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    Dec 26, 2009 3:39 AM GMT
    excellent!
  • AlexGuess

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    Dec 26, 2009 4:26 AM GMT
    Wear red underwear in New Year's Eve (;
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    Dec 26, 2009 4:28 AM GMT
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    Dec 26, 2009 5:52 AM GMT
    When is part two?

    Part one is of no use to me.
  • masculumpedes

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    Dec 26, 2009 5:55 AM GMT
    DODGY1974 saidWhen is part two?

    Part one is of no use to me.


    Part 2 was posted a few minutes ago icon_wink.gif
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    Dec 28, 2009 5:16 PM GMT

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    This thread is a waste......
  • masculumpedes

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    Dec 28, 2009 6:42 PM GMT
    Yuk, Yuk...icon_wink.gif
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    Dec 29, 2009 12:25 AM GMT
    when picking up a guy, do it with your arm just under there backside, puttling your shoulder just at the waist or slightly below, this ensures maximal comfort for the man as you carry him home.
  • JP85257

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    Dec 29, 2009 12:32 AM GMT
    There is this guy @ my gym that I am praying is a homo. I cant tell and Im usually spot on with that shit.

    The minute I see him walk in a gay bar that Im in I'll knock his ass out and drag him home. Is that considered "picking up?"
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    Dec 29, 2009 12:47 AM GMT
    lol, I think my gaydar is broken...I can't tell who is fam or not...Can we get to part two!
  • masculumpedes

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    Dec 29, 2009 1:15 AM GMT
    WDuane saidlol, I think my gaydar is broken...I can't tell who is fam or not...Can we get to part two!


    Part two has already been posted, here is the info:

    http://www.realjock.com/gayforums/764454
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    Dec 29, 2009 1:54 AM GMT
    JP85257 saidThere is this guy @ my gym that I am praying is a homo. I cant tell and Im usually spot on with that shit.

    The minute I see him walk in a gay bar that Im in I'll knock his ass out and drag him home. Is that considered "picking up?"

    No, that's being assertive and some men like assertiveness