Dec 26, 2009 5:16 AM GMT
Part II--How To Pick Up Gay Men
Find the gay man you would like to pick up, and walk up to him. Close proximity is absolutely neccesary.
Use some sort of hair styling product, no matter how your hair looks. It shows that you care about your appearance, and that seems to be the most important part. Suggested looks are either short and spikey or sort of long and droopy, like a shaggy dog. But remember, all men are different and prefer different hairstyles. Try to have as much hair as possible and flip it around as much as you can. This disorients the man you have chosen and renders him helpless.
Be charming - Be James Bond. Especially if you can pull it off. Don't be perky. It's annoying, and a LOT of work. Don't be dark and brooding, either, unless you have dark hair, in which case it is okay.
Eat everything you can if you are underweight, eat nothing if you are overweight. Always make the guy think that you are the opposite of what you really are to try to counter the effects of reality.
What's the difference between a straight guy and a gay guy? Two six packs.
If you use these tips, you will have the foundation for picking up gay men, but also don't be afraid to improvise.
Stay tuned for Part III-How to pick up Bi-Men