Screwed up dream

  • mcwclewis

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    Dec 26, 2009 2:08 PM GMT
    "William Carlos Williams is the first man ever to successfully commit suicide (or die, for that matter) while in Hell. Despite the fact that no one knows where he is, administration was so impressed with his efforts that they bumped him up a few gradations, technically earning him his way out of Hell." - This is what I learned in a dream last night.

    Also, my French teacher (who I only had for one day and dropped the class) is in charge of Hell orientation.

    All women wear wigs in hell

    Gays go there, but Hell and Heaven can't figure out why. Hell does it's best to accomodate those wrongfully sent, and the first level is actually quite pleasant. The worst torture to endure is uncomfortable seats in the stadium where orientation is held.



    My brain is weird.
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    Dec 26, 2009 2:13 PM GMT
    Dreams are insignificant until we can finally do 'live' human testing. Can we finally throw out the 'ethics' and test death row inmates? probably not.

    I have crazy dreams all the time; I blame it on chantix and not drinking.
  • mcwclewis

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    Dec 26, 2009 2:19 PM GMT
    Sometimes I don't even try to analyze them. I use them as themes for short stories and whatnot. I feel like this is my calling to do a parody of Dante's Divine Comedy
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    Dec 26, 2009 2:29 PM GMT
    I read the Inferno every night before bed.
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    Dec 26, 2009 4:11 PM GMT
    I try to keep a diary of weird dreams like that, it's fun to read later and can also be a great inspiration.
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    Dec 26, 2009 4:19 PM GMT
    A short shory I wrote about dreams:

    http://www.wrestlemen.com/dreams.htm
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    Dec 26, 2009 5:06 PM GMT
    I recently exchanged a piece of my brain (still alive and surging out electricity) for a voodoo soup recipe... that's all I remember now. lol