I like the new features...

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    Jan 04, 2008 9:10 PM GMT
    [Caslon kneeling in f.g. as the other three watch from the b.g. -- he speaks -- salaams --]


    O, Powers that Be -- I mean, Your Honor -- I mean, Your Excellency -- I -- I mean -- Your Wizardry!

    This is Caslon, the small and meek.

    Thank you for the new searching features. But may I suggest another one? A "top of page" button. Some of these threads get so long and scrolling to the top is a bitch.

    Have I mentioned that I have cancer? ...*cough, cough*... So you can understand how much of a relief such a button would be to me ...*cough, cough*... Have I mentioned scrolling to the top is such a bitch? ...*cough, cough*... It can be really exhausting ...*cough, cough*...

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    Jan 05, 2008 3:03 AM GMT
    Very funny post Caslon. I'm going to hijack it and whether anyone else has manipulated someone's sympathy for personal gain.

    For instance, I used my mother's death to get a blow job. ("I...I just feel like being taken care of right now.")

    Anyone else?
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    Jan 09, 2008 2:33 AM GMT
    Caslon: His excellency, RealJock's Beloved Developer, has granted your request. Note the new "Back to Top" button... Please deliver three sacrificial virgins and a goat to RJ, c/o Mt. Olympus.

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    Jan 09, 2008 2:36 AM GMT
    Sir Caslon knows not of these virgins of which you speak.